How did people predict the meme hand gesture?
keep in full mind that this sign looks _n_o_t_h_i_n_g_ like the word "ok" as it completely lacks a k
>>28892420
the thumb and pointer finger looks like an o
the rest of the fingers kinda look like a k
it isn't that hard to figure out
>>28892445
>the rest of the fingers kinda look like a k
Incorrect.
It does not resemble a K in any way, shape, or form.
pic related : you
>>28892420
It's old as fuck, nigga, what the fuck are you even on about??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GxXAH0qrIU
here is my elliot rodger tribute video i actually had one of the first tributes on utube but i deleted it a long time ago but i made another one recently
That was really good, nice job Anon!
>>28892564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyJJZvImg_o
i also made this, i dont know wtf it is
>>28892653
pretty weird, but not bad
All Elliot OC is nice
>tfw you overhear your dad talking to your grandma mentioning that you hardly ever leave the house except for work.
>he sounds a little disappointed but more hopeless than anything
>nothing we can really do about it
Look at this guy with a job...
>>28892404
Get your shit together, you're a burden
>>28892404
top kek
just wait till you move out and see for yourself how desperate they are to have you back in their nest. fucking hypocrites.
Imagine that you got a girlfriend. She genuinely loves you, and while she may not be the prettiest, she looks decent and is fun to talk to.
Then, imagine a 10/10 goddess comes along. She is a solid 10/10, has all the features you look for in a women, and is madly in love with you.
What do you do?
>>28892383
I go for the hotter one
>>28892383
I've had something like this happen before.
I stayed.
>>28892383
Throw some of "it's not going to work out between us/it's not you it's me/ im not looking for serious relationship at the moment lines and proceed to date goddess.
>be a woman
>literally have your pick of men to date and fuck because the game completely favors you
>ride the cock carousel for years
>eventually find a man to "settle down" with
>man slaves away at his job to buy you a ring worth thousands of dollars, takes you out on a spectacular, romantic venture to propose
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tldr
Can someone shoop a cock in her hand? Cheers.
>>28892495
Hahahaha very funny my friend!
+1!
You would fit right in at this cool website I go to!
Check it out!
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan
XD
haha
>>28892535
Thanks m8 have a free (you)
>2007
>have older brother who played warcraft 3
>never played myself but we shared one computer
>watched him play when it wasn't my turn to use the pc
>got more and more familiar with the strategies
>we watched videos of pro gamers playing and he explained what was going on
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He posts faces like ":o" and he's embarrassed of you? He sounds like a flaming faggot, cheer up anon, i'll watch it with you
Your brother is a dick and you're a pussy. Now move on
>>28892224
my brother is a millionaire and thinks im a loser, its okay anon, i think it's a natural thing
/r9k/ I need your help with something.
>yesterday
>smoking weed
>I'm still a beginner when it comes to smoking pot
>decided to smoke more than usual
>really fucking high now
>decided to put the following on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd3xRoM-P-s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MqeFBAj4TA
>close my eyes a bit
>start...
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In order to survive you gotta learn to live with regrets
>>28892221
>I just finished highschool and I'm fucking terrified.
That's probably why. Follow guide of pic related. If you can't, humans don't need purpose to live. When people seek purpose, they seek to find purpose within that purpose.
That was the weed dude.
I went through the same thing when I started smoking, letting it influence my life was one of the dumbest things I ever did. Was terrifying as it happened, and I felt fucking horrible for days afterwards, but it was just the weed.
There was no profundity in it, it was just your brain vomiting up the worst possible, most paranoid thoughts.
What's the best way to hide you birthday from your friends on facebook without being noticed?
Deactivate facebook?
Change the date?
Help a robot out!
>>28892204
I deactivated my account for 3 days (time zones and shit)
Worked wonders, family didn't even message me late happy birthday afterwards
>>28892204
>having facebook
>having friends
Check your privilege, shitlord
>>28892204
Go to profile settings and set your date of birth to private, Ive been doing it for a few years now it works like a charm. Also lock your wall so nobody can ever post on it
It's Saturday night...I'm guessing everyone is home alone.
What are you all doing tonight?
I'm watching a Colombo marathon and having lonely feels
2am dota... solo q unranked because my calibration matches put me at around 1k and thats fucking depressing
Alternating between Halo 5 and Fallout 3 Reborn, hoping I can """borrow""" five bucks for a pint. Maybe they'll let me do something around the house to earn it, I'd like to come out and say exactly what I'd like the money for but I get quashed immediately for it.
As pathetic as it gets familia
Playing overwatch on ps4 before work tomorrow morning. I'm enjoying being a healslut a bit too much honestly
>don't watch porn for two weeks
>start feeling better and actually good about myself
>normal sex drive returning
>improved social abilities
>can talk to women without sperging out
>increased motivation
>actually start pursuing things and doing projects I wouldn't have otherwise done
I highly recommend going cold turkey from the erotic...
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>>28892168
I don't even watch porn ever
never have never will
you just realized the right choice OP
>>28892194
ay bb u wan sum fuk
Didnt watch porn in over 2 months, did nothing for me. Atleast i tried
do you make a separate playlist to hide your weeb music /r9k/?
>roundabout
>anither one bit the dust
What the fuck m8
>thousands of albums
>only a few are socially acceptable
>>28892143
>Yes
>Queen
>Joy Division
Jesus christ, you guys really are socially inept.
> tell a girl I once watch porn once a week
> she doesn't believe me
It's true. I only watch that realistic stuff too, also slight domination stuff (which she's into but I didn't want to admit I'm into dominating too because I deciphered she was into it too and didn't want to seem like I was lying, it seems a little too coincidental). I know she didn't believe me and I know it doesn't matter anyway, she's too good for me. I just think she's a great person,...
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>>28892131
>It's true. I only watch that realistic stuff too, also slight domination stuff (which she's into but I didn't want to admit I'm into dominating too because I deciphered she was into it too and didn't want to seem like I was lying, it seems a little too coincidental). I know she didn't believe me and I know it doesn't matter anyway, she's too good for me. I just think she's a great person, anybody would be lucky to have her.
Oh is that...
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>>28892131
Really makes you think . . .
>>28892630
This is me so there is no confusion, I do not wish to be called out as a samefag. Last time I got called out as a same fag I didn't even want to prove it wrong. You see, I've been getting insomnia and I am too tired to screen capture and prove them wrong. No really, and people don't believe me because I'm actually a professional gardner. Won the state prize last January going to nationals this June....
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This is such a good thread!!! I'm going to bump it!!!
>you will never sneak out to meet her on a warm summer night
>you will never lie on your backs looking at the stars and talking quietly
>you will never invite her over while your parents leave you home alone for the weekend
>you will never experience your first awkward sexual experience with her and have her be just as scared as you are
>you will never make mixed CDs for her and have her thank you for introducing you to nice...
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All i want is a hug desu senpai
>>28892100
Why do this to me?
>you will never be a father
>you will never have a wedding
>you will never own a home
>you will never have a respectable career
>you will never have a group of good friends
>you will never have a remarkable life experience
>Caring at all about proper grammar on the internet
>Militant atheism
>Video games
women
authority
video games
>>28892082
I still sperg a little at emails at work with improper grammar, but that's because I feel like it's very unprofessional.
Wish I could grow out of 4chan.
Self-respect
Animu
The concept of fairness
>tfw no bf
be honest would you be my bf r9k
pic is me
Yes im nigger tho is that ok?
Only if you're into blue eyed blonde guys.
No, as you are posting pictures of yourself on 4chan, that is the biggest red flag a woman can perform. I am 100% confident that you have some kind of borderline disorder and would make any males life a living hell, if you haven't already.