quit coffee and cigarettes today
dont let the coffee company shills slide this thread
>>28893058
>tfw when drinking a coffee and smoking cigarettes
>tfw when crippling anxiety every day
I just bought some cigarettes after 2 months of not smoking, got 8 left... going to quit again
>>28893058
I miss cigarettes.
It's only been three weeks, but...I loved those things.
>"Gotta have a nice body!!!!"
>Has shitty, fat body
>Is an RN that smokes
>Ugly as fuck
And in the profile, she has a belly piercing. So, further proof that men have to be ripped and athletic as fuck, whereas women can be obese and unhealthy?
>>28893055
>thin body type
kekkity fucking kek
she's hardly a representation of the average female
>>28893055
I don't know what you mean. I'm chubby and unhealthy and i'm dating a chubby, unhealthy woman.
What's the problem? Can't handle people on a hook up site looking for attractive partners?
Going to a club
What the fuck do I do robots
I'm just a 4-5/10 manlet Asian with no muscles
>drink heavily
>let the alcohol guide you
Good luck, brother
>>28892999
easymode: Drink early, drink somewhat often. If you haven't started yet, do it now. Keep drinking until you get to that perfect confident buzz, but not so much that you're falling over yourself.
This is what 99% of the population does.
>>28893024
I'm still a quiet, do nothing fuccboi even when I get drunk.
It still feels like I'm too conscious of what I'm doing and how people perceive me.
Currently at a normie party, how do I socialize? I'm currently in the corner on my phone
Inb4 go Elliot Rodgers
I probably will tbqhwu senpai
Elliot Rodger? That slave to sex?
No, purge them in the name of the Emperor. Put an end to their Slaaneshi rituals.
looks like a sausage-fest, where are the fembots?
>>28892992
Go play beer pong
>tfw in uni
>tfw so many athletic grills here
>tfw bulked up year now cutting for next term
>tfw normie as it gets
How does feel knowing I'm getting laid next year and eating pizza and your sat at home fapping in the basement?
>>28892918
>and your
*you're
>loser pretends to have a ''good'' life
I will spend it shitty, but at least better than you, scum
>It is a summerfag trying to shitpost episode
Who not sure if they're ugly, average, or attractive here?
>Tries to look presentable
>Sometimes get compliments on how I look
>Sometimes people say I look
>Can't tell if either are joking or serious
>One person who has low standards said I'm very handsome and I don't know if I can trust their word
>Look in the mirror and always think I look bad
Huh I got a compliment like 3 years ago, a girl said I have a nice smile.
I always figured I'm average though, I don't get compliments, but I don't think people go out of thier way to compliment you unless you're above average.
But maybe average people do get compliments relatively often, in which case it means I'm just ugly.
All my life I was told I was handsome and had qt girls attracted to me when I was younger now no one ever compliments my appearance other than my mentally ill grandma. I've sent messages to every single girl on just about every dating website with no response. I have Tinder matches that are all spambots and if I do match with a qt they ignore my message or unmatch me. Idk how it happened or why but now I'm somehow the most repulsive person to anyone I meet.
>>28892791
>getting compliments
Fuck off you piece of shit
I sometimes jerked off in the dorm showers and smushed the cum down the drain with my shower flip flops.
Who didn't do this?
Jesus, what's wrong with jerking off in your room?
Well some people leave the jizz on the walls and floirs and toilet seats so thank you
>it's a boy, you have a son, you're a father now
>your wife looks up at you smiling
Daily reminder you will never experience this.
>>28892739
Thank fucking god! I needed the good news OP.
I... I actually don't want kids....
most Dad's I see in the grocery store where I work look tired and depressed.
>w-where are the diapers at again?
they look sad.
I want kids but I want whoever mothered them to die during childbrithUnless it was Katya or something
>tfw cut my own hair and fucked my hairline
>>28892705
At least you have a hairline to fuck
>>28892705
Just shave it senpai, it'll grow back soon enough
Tf cutting the back fucking sucks
Do women ever cum when they get raped?
Really makes you think
would you cum if you were getting raped?
I don't know why they struggle and fight so hard
like just lay back, it's fucking sex it's pleasurable, you lay back, you don't get your ass beat, and then you go to the police afterwards or something
little to gain from making a scene
>>28892732
>would you cum if you were getting raped?
i'd try
>>28892677
>Really makes you think
about suicide? end my life
>>28892677
quite often, yeah, they do
I tried this in /v/ but I guess they hate the game, no suprise. I'm looking for some anons to play Overwatch with.
Fun first, winning is fun of course but if you're going to be a butthurt sore loser when we lose don't reply.
Here's a discord
https://discord.gg/012VvwhhKk7b2X3L4
Also general Overwatch discussion
>>28892634
what charachter do you main?
>>28892688
I'm a noob man just got the game today but I'm enjoying roadhog a lot.
>>28892634
this is r9k, i bet most robots haven't bought it yet
>tfw girl wants to be around you
>tfw always trying to be together
>her skin feels so fucking good
I dont want to be a robot anymore im tired of missing out
>>28892557
what's stopping you then?
>>28892557
Why the fuck did you post this. Go away.
Roasty tricks won't work here
>random person decides to follow you on twitter
do you follow them back or ignore them?
they're most likely a bot
>tfw you'll never experience twitter, facebook, and tumblr before they become overmodded shitholes
>tfw can't unfollow someone because you might hurt their feelings.
>Have to mute them instead.
>tfw don't want to go below a 1:1 following/follower count
>shave
>look like a 13 year old
>don't shave
>look like a neckbeard
>>28892449
>>28892524
u could just trim you know
I think stubble is the answer to your problems
>tfw you will never be a 1950's CIA agent infiltrating the Soviet Union to be the catalyst to its inevitable collapse and subsequent riots in and around Eastern Europe
JUST
Good. Fuck dealing with slavs.
>>28892444
>implying I wouldn't supply the Slavs with mid-grade weaponry to overthrow the government
>>28892436
>tfw you will never infiltrate Russian oligarch circles during the fall of the Soviet Union and reap the profits of the dying system