How badly do you miss your ex?
I saw her 2 days ago in college, man she looks so much hotter now.
But meh I'm better off alone.
Pretty badly anon, I feel like if she talked to me or messaged me again we both would be more happy.
Haven't thought about her in years. Your post just reminded me of her though.
So r9k, which one do you choose and why?
>>29924219
the right one, i would fuck her so many times she becomes a slut
>>29924219
right one, i would take care of her.
>>29924219
Someone post a waifu roll image please, I had to format my harddrive and I need a new collection.
>To join the nuNazis in the upcoming race war, you have to suck her dick
Do you do it /r9k/?
>>29924162
I'd suck gobble nibble chew.
>>29924162
>her
> dick
Cmon now senpai...
>>29924162
Why would a tranny want to look like a dyke?
If I was a tranny I would do everything to look like a girl and not a manly dyke.
What's your favorite fast food restaurant, /r9k/?
Chick-fil-A for me.
>It's a "craving Chick-Fil-A but it's Sunday" episode
>>29924892
I hate those episodes, too.
>>29924892
>It's a "I want to eat Chick-Fil-A but it doesnt exist in your country" episode
So I opened my brother's laptop this morning when he feel asleep at 5am and looked to see if he had good porn on his laptop, so I went to Pictures first, but I only found pic related, sitting in that folder alone.
I made a thread about this a few hours ago but that was when this board has the least traffic, so I assume that people would have more input on why the fuck my brother would make this, how he made this, and for what purpose this serves. He documented a slice of his life from late fifth grade to the present. It shows he has no real friends, and has only...
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>>29924049
It's like a diary, but in this case if you took it to a medical professional they'd give an autism diagnosis.
>>29924049
>Anyways, speculate what the fuck this is.
It's exactly what you said it is.
Probably got bored one day. He obviously did it very recently, though I could be wrong I guess.
lmao, your brother is a turbo autist; it must run in the family
tell him about /r9k/ and you can REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE together here
>tfw really funny
>tfw people always talk to you and want you to talk to them
>tfw people tell you your hilarious and that you brighten their day and that they love being around you
>tfw girls have literally said you are the funniest guy they've met
>tfw they never want to talk about anything serious
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You a manlet or a fatty?
I know that feel OP.
Oreo Cake
>>29924058
fatty boy, so I understand it but still, other fatties get girls by being funny, and I'm lightyears beyond them
>cis
>robot
pick 1 (one)
>>29924011
Nope
Trannies can't be robots, this is objective fact
We may be failures but we're not (all) mentally ill. Fuck you.
Oops! Looks like you took a wrong turn. The board you're looking for is >>>/lgbt/. Haha, no problem! We all make mistakes.
>be me
>be hardcore gamer, playing 15 hours a day for the past 2 years
>wake up yesterday with suddenly no interest in vidya
>have no idea what to do, so i just refresh /r9k/
>go to sleep at 6 pm hoping that when i wake up i'll want to play vidya
>wake up today
>still dont want to play vidya
Fuck.
>>29923948
Watch anime, go outside, get a jobIs all things that were told to me when this happened
>>29923948
You find a new hobby. I picked the bass guitar. Its kind of similar to videogames in a way, especially when I use a digitial-audio-interface to plug my bass into my soundcard and play along with stuff through my PC headphones.
Just try stuff you think you might like. Knitting? Baseball? Train-watching?
>>29923994
>watch anime
already watched most good animes
>go outside
can't, the children will make fun of me (old NEET here)
>get a job
no experience, NEET for 5 years so far
>tfw no deep bf
>>29923914
Normally I just lurk but I'm posting to give you a warning: R9K is a shitty place to seek a relationship. Go out and talk to people, it really is not that hard unless you have a mental illness.
>>29923914
Thanks, Doc.
But is that really (You)? And is this really me? Are we just reflections of ideas vibrating as digital strings of information inside a simulation?
>tfw no radiant gf
For the third time in my life, a girl just hit on me. Specifically, she told me that she'd be interested in me romantically if she didn't already have a boyfriend.
I think this is my biggest accomplishment of the year. The only other thing I did was give up masturbation for two months.
Is it normal to consider this sort of thing an accomplishment?
My accomplishment of the year is masturbating 5 times in one day.
>>29923888
>interested in me romantically if she didn't already have a boyfriend
does not count. That's like I'd be a millionaire if I had a million dollars but will never have a million dollars
If she wanted you she'd ditch the bf
She is unhappy with her current relationship and is trying to find a way out where she won't be completely alone in the transition to a new boyfriend.
She doesn't view you as a potential partner. She sees you as a parachute for her ejection seat.
Anyone else have phrases that they say to themselves, either out loud or in their head? If I or someone else does something goofy/stupid, I think to myself, "true autism", if someone does something gay, I think "gay nigga". If I'm truly embarrassed by something I've done, I think to myself "virgin nerd"', though I'm not a virgin since I lost it to a prostitute. What do you guys do?
>>29923840
when i see af/wm couples i chant "cuck, cuck, cuck" to myself
>mfw i don't go on /pol/
>mfw i've been on dates with azn grills
>mfw azn oneita
why do i do this
I say "I'm gay" or "I'm fucking gay" whenever I'm freaking out over something stupid I did in the past or just did now
>>29923840
Every Time i remember a truly embarrassing situation, i repeat "heil hitler" tree times in my head. happens quite often. works perfect.
>tfw u love ur gf so much
>>29923785
>tfw you loved her so much and she left for a better man
>tfw you still love her
I hate being such a beta I wish I would man the fuck up, lifting helps a little I might pursue in this way
>>29923785
Fug off normiefuggin normalfags
>>29923839
>tfw you were a beta but u became a girl and now u have a gf and your happy with your body
>go to Starbucks that just opened up by my house and ask if they are hiring
>Employee tells me to apply online which is code for "you're not getting the job"
>a week later a friend tries to get me hired at his job
>puts in a great word for me
>give them my resume , the manager isn't there so they say they'll give me a call to talk further
>few days later friend tells...
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>"the successful applicant will be hard-working, enthusiastic and have a passion for customer service"
>close tab
Anyone else?
bumpity bumperino robots
>>29923881
Same. I wish I could have a job where I could be in a back room and I wouldn't have to pretend to enjoy it.
Guys, /v/ is making fun of us again
>>>/v/344868632
>>29923693
>2nd only to /a/ as the worst board on here making fun of anyone
wew
NEETS ASSEMBLE
original
I claim this thread, for /v/
>5'10
>155
>7.6 inch dick
>average penis girth
>have "heart"
>100 iq
>white
>brown hair brown eyes
>Anglo-Germanic looking
Tfw I'm the most average man in America and I never get laid.
>>29923652
I'd probably let you fuck me.
>>29923777
Nice trips, but I'm not gay
>>29923794
Oh, I get it. No girls on the board. Funny.