How am I supposed to feel when I am 22 year old who had sex few times with only 1 fat girl and then 20 year old Chad comes up showing me his collection of several porn videos he made with over 15 good looking chicks? Is it normal that I feel destroyed emotionally?
At least you had sex.
You should hate him for being born a Chad. He is likely tall and good looking(or at least not short). It's not fair and only a cuck would play a game with unfair rules.
>>28899692
I feel like the most useless creature after reading this.
Any other sites that are filled with mentally ill people?
>>28899642
>Any other sites that are filled with mentally ill people?
Where the fuck do you think you are?
>>28899642
4chan.org XD
also probably most of speedruns.com
Lookism.net original comment bruh
Got my first pull last night lads. Some anon asked for story time, but the thread got archived before I saw it. So, here we go:
>Party (more of a social gathering) at this girl's house. We'll call her Anne.
>Joint birthday celebration for her and another guy because their birthdays are close.
>I think there were about 15 of us.
>I go to this party half expecting something good to happen to me, because a few weeks prior at another party, Anne was drunkenly all over me.
>Told me likes me because I'm ginger (fucking hell) and shit.
>She keeps rubbing up against my dick and being all touchy.
>Nothing happens because she's too smashed.
Anyway, back to the current party,
>I arrive. I'm awkward, but I'm good at hiding it by doing something wacky.
>"Tonight won't go well" I think.
>Time passes.
>Everyone unwinds and gets tipsy.
>Feeling good.
>Anne hasn't bothered with me all night.
>Barely said a word to me or looked in my direction.
>I'm too shit to make any first moves.
>Whatever.
>More times passes.
>Good bant all round.
>New challenger approaching
>Codename: Miggle
>I like Miggle. Not like usual "oh fuck i want to have that girls babies and be within her for eternity"
>She's alluring and has flirted with me in the past. A lot.
>Miggle sits beside me on the couch.
>She snuggles under my stanky armpit.
>I act cool. No biggie heh heh.
>She tries to get comfortable.
>End up with her head on my dick. Great. I'm like half mast at this point.
>We flirt and touch and hold hands and laugh. All that fun stuff.
>Eventually she gets up and leaves. Dunno if it was something I said or she just wanted another drink.
>Even more time passes.
>I go upstairs to go wee wees.
>Walk past Miggle who's on the phone.
>Do my business. Making sure to piss in such a way that sounds deep and masculine in case she hears it.
>Fantastic logic on my part there.
>Wash up.
>Exit bathroom.
>Miggle is sitting at the top of the stairs.
>We smile.
>I sit down beside her
>"You okay?" I say. Twat.
Cont?
This better be a threesome story OP
Cont OP
INEEDIT
#originalitybb
>>28899625
I'll take that as a cont request.
>"You okay?" I say. What a twat I am.
>Miggle says she's just chillin'. Tryna sober up a little bit.
>I talk some for the sake of it.
>We're just staring into each other's eyes while talking nonsense that I can barely remember.
>She caresses my face a little.
>Inside,...
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Im super fucking bored so please answer my poll honestly. I want to see what r9k is like
http://www.strawpoll.me/10339583
>>28899561
>that pic
The cloning centers sure don't make 'em like they use to, huh?
>literally the first person to vote for Hillary
You people are fucking idiots. Trump is a moron who thinks Global Warming is a conspiracy. Bernie is another moron who has a child's understanding of economics.
Hillary is the only acceptable choice. The sooner you people accept that, the better.
>>28899762
People are voting for Trump because he's honest and not a beta cuck pussy like every other politician.
Nobody really gives a shit about his policies or his weird conspiracy theories about China.
Serious SERIOUS question:
If I ever make it, am I obligated to make sure a decent number of my /r9k/ companions come with me? Or should I just move on and forsake you guys as being hopeless?
Out there there must be /r9k/ successes that have simply forgotten us for being the malevolent influences that we are.
>>28899557
ROBOT RANCH!
Never forgetti, goy.
I left /r9k/ since 2012 and only came back recently as my life hit rock bottom. I tried to bring a few friends with me but none wanted to come. I don't think you're obligated to try.
No, the fundamental tenet of /r9k/, the true gruesome truth, is that we're only here because we recognize each other, and prefer this to being truly alone. We don't like each other, there's no loyalty amongst robots, every single one of us will scuttle this whole board for a chance at being happy.
If you make it, no one will be happy for you, we'll be jealous and hate you. Don't turn back
How do you know if you're a Chad or not?
Do you have more than 1 friend, at least one of which is female? That's your answer
>>28899571
How can gay people tell if they're chads?
>>28899601
Do you have friends? THAT's your answer.
reply to this thread and you will die peacefully in your sleep tonight/this morning
I take my chances..
>>28899543
But I'm happy, I dont want to die :(
Release me please
guys. its raining
>>28899524
Go kill yourelf you fucking faggot!
>>28899551
How the fuck did these make it past the robot?
Rain is so comfy~
Are gloryholes actually a thing in real life, or is it just an urban legend that became a porn meme?
They're real but there's always dudes on both sides of the hole.
They're real. I often find them in the bathrooms of reststops along the highway.
>>28899493
also a good way to get nigger aids ebola
>tfw redpilled so hard you became a MGTOW
At least tfwnogf is gone i guess
I was on omegle and this guy was talking about how he was a "man going their own way", which seems to be just about the most retarded concept on the planet.
No one fucking cares about feminist bullshit, nobody cares about MRA bullshit. I don't even want to talk about how retarded retardation fucking retard fuck you.
>>28899445
good on you. At least you wont have to worry about shit like "divorce" etc and alimony and child support etc.
Find a qt gf but dont marry them. Just be defacto.
Congratulations OP, you surpassed the autism barrier.
She's so cute. I just want to protect her and give me a purpose in life.
We should crown her as the queen of r9k.
>>28899430
She's a fucking normie
>r9k
>crowning a woman for anything
>an attention seeking psychopath at that
get fucked
>>28899430
uhh... doesn't this girl do drugs and fuck Mexicans and niggers with BBC?
I mean /r9k/ is full of horrible people male and female so she might as well represent it, but I don't think you should want to protect her OP
Who is the most attractive /r9k/ poster?
>>28899377
meignore this, i'm being muted. me is all i have to say
>>28899428
You cant nominate yourself that's an instant disqualification
>>28899428
no, its ME
reee how is this not original
3 days ban on /pol/ :(
>it's an all boards ban
>>28899376
how do I achieve that my fellow shamalamalam?
>>28899584
just post on /co/
Help me pick a haircut /r9k/
http://imgur.com/a/jKke6
Here are some pictures of me.
Pic related.
last pic looks pretty good
last one famalam
>>28899339
go with this
it implies age and testerone
men age like wine after all
Is it better to be heartbroken but have known love
or never have known love at all
I wish I had never known love. Actual, proper love which happened once and it destroyed me so good that I wish from time to time that I had never felt those emotions.
>>28899383
Is it that awful to be heartbroken ? how does it feel like ?
Is it better to have a thief steal $100 from you or never robbed you in the first place?