I'm a male virgin who finds vaginas repulsive. I've never been in a position to know if I'd be able to fuck a woman. If I find vaginas disgusting, does that mean I'm gay?
>>28903768
They cool af, why you trippin, not all of them are going to be pretty though
>>28903768
not going to lie. you gay
>>28903791
I've seen some disgusting shit over in /soc/ and a lot of women seem to be hairier than guys, which is a complete turn-off for me.
Also seeing cum in a vagina (/soc/ again) made me want to vomit.
i want a cute boyfriend who lets me lick him clean after a long work out or gaming session and keeps me on a leash like a good pet, maybe even let me lick up my food and his cum from a doggy bowl
Sounds Nice .
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God why are faggots such degenerates?
I might consider ithow big is your schlong
Why are these personality type threads becoming a thing? Who gives a flying fuck what tumblr-esque special snowflake category you think you fit in, it's utterly meaningless and complete cancer. If you take part in these then I strongly advise that you kill yourself
I'm INTP
>any thread that starts with an anime girl in the OP
truly the worst. keep that shit on an anime board or LGBT tbqh with you desu senpai~
>>28903655
jared is the mvp
>>28903684
>posts frogs
>gets triggered by anime
>participates in tumblr bullshit
Why do so many people on this site find little girls attractive?
Is there anything we can do to stop this?
post more sweet squid-loli
>>28903642 why stop it? they're majestic.
>>28903700
these dubs speak the truth
>be me
>introverted socially retarded 5/10 femanon
>friend pretty much force me to go to a bar with them last night
>pretty much have a panick attack the entire fucking time Im there :/
>the only guys that talk to me have ugly goatees or are manlet fedora types
>friends get mad AT ME at the end of the night for not having enough fun
I fucking hate my life, normies can never understand...
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>>28903633
what bars do you go too? I've never seen a fedora in a bar I thought it was a meme.
I'm a fairly shy but somewhat attractive bloke and 5-6s wait till I'm battered then try and climb on my dick. I'm sure you could just do the same - you'd probably have a better time
> inb4 normalfag
> inb4 degenerate
I've fucked before robots sue me. I was on this board pre delete when we used to be gentlemen not robots
>>28903633
i-ill be your friend anon :c
1. drink alcohol
2. you're not 5/10 if the guys approaching you are not at least 5 or above
What do you guys do in the course of your day?
I'm leaving my job at the end of next week, and there's going to be a 4-5 month period in which I will be unable to work. (I'm moving to another country, and it will take a few months to get a work permit after I arrive.)
I quite honestly don't know what to do in that time. I've never really taken a holiday longer than a few weeks since I left school.
bump
I'm being serious, I have like one thing lined up (learning to drive) and nothing else.
Listen to music and look for a job
>>28903580
Be a based neet aND drink coffee and smoke weed and play vidya all day and shitpost on r9k about how you live the superior life style senpai
>dont visit r9k for two days
>see if anything came up in that time frame
>a tulpa thread passed
>two anons tried calling me into the thread
>feel guilty that I wasn't there to help them
this is a bad feel
>>28903541
You should feel bad. They depended on you and you weren't there to help. You let them down, and now maybe they'll never be interested in tulpas again. And it's All. Your. Fault.
Sometimes I wonder just how many (You)s I've missed, who I couldn't help or argue with while I was away. But I spend way too much time on this site as it is.
>>28903541
>posts anime
>tripfag
get hidden and saged, faggot
>it's a bugs are everywhere dream
Bugs are beautiful
>>28903510
>They go in your ears
>You can feel their wings flapping in your ear drums
>>28904856
this can actually happen. Flies are known to lay eggs in people's ears and the larvae usually reach your brain
> tfw it actually hurts you when someone says you are handsome because you don't believe they are being sincere.
It hurts even more because you know they aren't being sincere.
>>28903614
Wasn't really trying to feel that much this morning.
Why wouldn't you believe them?
People looking okay is subjective. Just because they have that opinion doesn't mean anyone else will but it's kind of a dick move to think they're lying to you about it for no reason at all.
"Hey, Anon. Would you like to come to church with me?"
What do you do?
>>28903431
Only if we stop off at the dentists to fix those gnashers of yours, Jaws
Sounds fun. Maybe I can you the old lickaroo afterwards.
>thinking people won't recognize the palsy girl
what is she up to these days. cute as a button.
>Go out with attractive friend to a party
>being sociable, trying to joke around, talking to people, not being an autist
>All is going well because I'm a rather good conversationalist and a generally fun person
>Every single girl at the party is throwing herself at my friend because he's attractive
What's the point anymore? Honestly? This always happens. I workout, I dress well, I try to look presentable, but I'm ugly and he's not and all he has to do is just sit there and women line up to suck his dick.
Kill him and absorb his power
>>28903390
That will works if you eat the liver and testicles too.
>>28903375
being funny will not get you laid
Daily reminder that europeans literally CANNOT
be robots. If prostitution is legal in your country you are not a robot. You can get sex legally and easily. Meanwhile US bots don't have that option. Prostitution is illegal in the US(a law instated by feminists to make robots suffer even more).
Prostitution is barely legal in Europe. Fully legal in some nations, but in most not the case unless the prostitute is fully willing and carrying out prostitution by choice(you can be prosecuted even if you didn't know they weren't). Grow up and accept life would be bad for you wherever you live, because not even a prostitute would EVER willingly have sex with you. Fix yourself, and you'll find sex is A: obtainable and B: a waste of time
>>28903360
Every woman has a price
>>28903360
wow you are really fucking clueless and desperate.
you really think regular cold transnational sex with prostitutes will make you happy? wrong.
>there are black robots on here right now
>he believes niggers can read
>>28903354
They can use speech synthesis.
>there are dumb reddit frogposters on here right now
Does anyone know any /comfy/ youtubers? I havent been able to find someone out of the AUTISTIC SPASM section of the tube
>>28903333
nice quads familmam
>>28903374
thanks, but do you know any tubers?
>>28903385
nah, I wish I did though
>"omg dont talk to me before i take my coffee xD"
>>28903292
>not being at "kill me now" from beginning to end
Fucking normies reeeeeeeeeeee
>>28903292
>i've never done real drugs
the meme
>tfw taking coffee to wake you up to do some school work at night but all it does it cause your heart to hit 170 meanwhile you are about to fall asleep