take 4 hits of acid
go for a hike
go for a swim
listen to music
enjoy a cookout
lounge around
watch a movie
why arent you tripping on acid? it makes everything better
>>28937592
Because it literally makes me stupider while making me believe that it made me smarter.
Because I live in a medium size town in Iowa and acid is impossible to find
>>2893761
dream market buddy
Post your shoes anons. Not sure if mine are autistic.
they're kinda normie but cheap and go with anything so eh.
Dylan Klebold/10
>>28937582
Had no idea that he wore those. I like metal, i do not wear trenchcoats or anything of sorts. All i wear is plain clothes that my mom buys for me. I order cool shoes and weapons online though
>turning 30 tomorrow
>still NEET and playing dark souls in my room
>fapped to futa and trannies most of the day today
>about to go downstairs and cook some literal tendies
who here /living the dream/
Me in 4 years. It would be impossible to get a job now.
My dreams died when I was forced into wagecuck. I hope you enjoy those neetbux
Where are you at in Dark Souls?
I'm currently in the Catacombs.
Quelaggs Fury Sword and The Greatsword of Artorias turns this level into a complete fucking joke.
Why are the norps still here? Just to make us suffer? Every night, I can feel my feels, and my shitposts.... even my virginity..
The happiness I've lost...
The hope I've lost...
won't stop hurting.
It's like they're all still there.
You feel it too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our thread.
>>28937375
What happened to your arm, pedro!
>>28937485
Hey mybiggestautist
Firstly, fuck you
Second, the missing arm in that pic is symbolic of the things I've lost and can never regain.
>>28937579
>the things I've lost and can never regain
What have you lost, palarino?
>that guy who would put dip (chewing tobacco) in his mouth in the bathroom thus dirtying the sink
>that one autist who had a MLP action figure and would show it off and had a fit when the drama teacher took his magic cards
>that kid you thought would shoot up the school
>that guy you used to be friends with in elementary school but times changed and now he wears trenchcoats all the time
>>28937366
>that kid with autism who tried really hard to hide it
>that kid who got this whore pregnant then smoke weed and had a miscarriage and dropped out
>that other kid with serve autism who loved her and never ever knew why she left school
Wonder if he still thinks of her
>>28937435
>that other kid with serve autism who loved her and never ever knew why she left school
Damn man
>>28937366
>using dip like a savage
>not using Swedish Snus
Holy shit I'm going to be 21 soon. I'm getting old. I'm going to die soon. I'm going to die! I'M GOING TO DIE! I'M GOING TO DIE! I'M GOING TO DIE!
>>28937349
something to be glad about, no?
>>28937349
Don't get excited, iti's not going to be as soon as you hope.
>27
>half my life already gone
>no accomplishments
>no contributions
>never even had a job
I know i am weak, i know i am a single mothers child.
But why, why did there had to be the uprising of the Internet when i had needed the outside world the most?
>Be me 13
>Be on Class Vacation to the North Sea
>Play cards with hot girls with a lot of chips and sweets in their room
>tfw it was nothing sexual just fun
>tfw they had tits
>After playing cards in their...
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This could be my women right now
fuck me and fuck the internet :DDD XDDDDDD :DDD
he's about 6'6, you couldn't have competed anyway
>>28937333
>>28937365
She's... pretty ugly
You people have low standards
Don't apotheosize such a low down dirty whore.
I've experienced being high on MDMA last night for the first time. Please ask me anything..
>>28937278
are u gay familia
>>28937701
I am not my friend
I tripped on acid for like the eighth time and got into a fight with some kid and he called his older brother and he jumped me
It was fuckint nuts I was having a horrific trip
I can never imagine any of them allowing such a thing to happen
>>28937213
>Implying black men are fathers
I kek'd mate.
>>28937262
Fuck I hate this phone.
>>28937213
Alpha black dads are very disciplinary. They wouldn't allow you to stay in your room all day.
And he'd probably help his son get a job. Probably talk to his boss or one of his friends and hook him up.
I see how it is you fags.
I'll make this thread every 3 hours.
Fuck off right back to lgbt
I say we POOPOOPEEPEE post all over their faggot filled board and see how they like it
WOKE UP THIS MORNING FEELING
LIKE DER FUEHER
WRITE MEIN KAMPF, TELL GERMANY I'M GONNA MAKE RACE PURER
BEFORE I LEAVE, SCREW MY NIECE WITH EVA BRAUN TOO
CUZ WHEN I LEAVE FOR MEIN REICH, I'M GONNA KILL SOME JEWS
I'M TALKIN
TAKIN OFF ALL THEIR CLOTHES CLOTHES
GASSIN' THEM TILL THEY CHOKE CHOKE
THROWIN 'EM IN SOME STOVES STOVES
GOOSE STEPPIN
RIGHT INTO YOUR CITIES
SPREADIN THE NAZI PARTY TRYIN TO TAKE OVER YOUR COUNTRRRYYYYY
DON'T STOP, MAKE EM DROP!
NAZIS BLOW UP YOUR CITIES UP!
TONIGHT, THEY GONNA...
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>>28937197
People don't get conditioned to become gay just because they see cock pictures all over this place.
There are dicks all over this place because there are already a lot of fags here.
Mind you, I have nothing against gays, but when they keep spamming this place with dicks, that's when I feel like I am within my rights to call them fucking faggots.
>graduate college
>have a few interviews, fuck them all up because anxiety
>finally get a phone interview after a year of no responses
>become nervous as fuck even after taking phenibut, voice becomes high and shaky, keep jumbling my answers and losing my train of thought
>fuck it up
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>>28937098
why is talking so hard for a lot of you.
>>28937113
because anxiety
>>28937113
Same reason getting a gf is hard.
At what point in your life did you become the robot type?
>be me
>be 16
>at party
>people are connecting their phones to the speakers and letting them play
>friend asks me if he can use my phone to play some of my songs (we had similar music taste)
>he connects it up, all good
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Is caramelldansen really that bad?
>>28936930
it is when its playing full blast in a room full of normies.
I was always super shy and just sad since I was a kid. I like to keep to myself and everything is upsetting but that's who I am.
>be me
>hire a prostitute to finaly loose the V
>don't wanna loose it to some cheap ho
>start looking at the backpages
>see this girl for 800EUR a night
>since I have a job that pays me 1100 EUR per month its ok for me
>the girl is super hot
>send her a mail
>one day later she sends me back...
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pic related is her
origi is origiale
>>28936906
Looks pretty average. 600 euro for that? Top kek
this was pretty tragic, anon.
I give up anything else. I don't want conversation or tea parties or doing anything else. I just want to get fucked as many times a day as possible.
I'll kill myself as soon as I become unattractive
>>28936858
you want to talk about this with the grills at lolcow my friend they're all used up whores there just up your alley summer friend
>>28936858
TORONTO?
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>>28936858
tits or GTFOreeeee roasties outtta my board
Hello fellow wageslaves,
Since tomorrow we go back to work, why don't we talk about what we do.
>What do you do?
>Salary?
>Hours?
>Do you like it?
>>28936844
>What do you do?
Data entry; basically inputting dates/name/addresses/applications etc. onto our databases
I also do reception from time to time for our building
>Salary?
$22/hour CAD
>Hours?
weekdays 8-4
>Do you like it?
it's great, super easy, people like me, hot milfs. only problem is i'm not permanent and my job could end any time
>>28936844
Using my powers of deduction, I conclude that you are a UKfag.
>what do you do?
Assistant manager at Sonic
>Salary?
$11/hr
>Hours?
30/45 a week depending on how busy it is
>do you like it?
It could definitely be worse for someone with no prior job experience.