How much do you pay for rent each month?
I'm not such a societal cuck as to pay rent you faggot.
$420 not even memeing
$992
i know it's a strange number but there is a mathematically calculated maximum increase allowed due to rent control
"Anon you were very rude. I would like to speak to a manager"
>eyes are a bit red from allergies
>customer sees and tells my boss that I'm on drugs
He didn't believe her, though.
>late at night, 20 minutes before closing
>only one customer in store that we know of
>phone call, I get asked to take it
>walk up to front of store to get it
>they ask if we have something in stock, I go double check
>walk to stock room, grab item, head back to phone
>some old guy standing there nobody knew was in the store
>usual...
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9/10 times the kids name is something like jayden, kayden, aiden, landon, etc why is that?
Any robots out there with a super feminine body?
My dimensions: 6ft tall 28in waist 33in hips big ass thighs no body hair super smooth skin tiny bone structure. Not a product of low T since i have a strong libido and like to do the dominating (im straight too). Also any girls into this body type considering face is good?
>>28942047
I have hips much wider than my chest, it's embarrassing, and of course my legs are swole as fuck, but my arms are fucking twigs. I hate my body, there's nothing I can do to fix it.
>>28943228
Please post a picture with your face blurred out. I'm curious as fuck.
>>28943256
nigger, do you expect me to strip naked and post a picture to show some random people on the internet?
Stories where betas manage to get the upper hand.
>Back in high school
>I was still the beta virgin I am today
>But I was not alone, as there were many betas in my school.
>Senior Class consistency was 15% Chads/Stacys, 35% beta, and 50% generic normies.
>Homecoming approaches
>King and Queen are going to be a Chad and Stacy like they were all the times before.
>Slips...
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Cont.
>I am in utter disbelief and stand there autistically and point questionably to myself.
>Vice Principal smiles and jerk's his head to walk forward and stand in front of the Chads.
>"AND OUR HOMECOMING QUEEN IS... HEAD CHAD'S GIRLFRIEND"
>I uncontrollably smile and turn back to stare at the head Chad as he stares at me. For the first time in his life, completely powerless to the events unfurling around him.
>It was customary for King to pose with his arm around the Queen for the yearbook picture.
>"Do you want to put your arm around me, Anon?"
>Now despite being elected to become the most popular student of my class I still am greatly uncomfortable about talking, an even more, touching women.
>I decided I'll play this off as showing mercy to the head Chad
>"No thanks. I'm good," I respond to her while she shrugs her shoulders and smiles for the picture.
>When we're done I lock eyes with head Chad and nod.
>He nods back with understanding his loss, but happy I didn't stoop to his level and touch his girl.
>I and the other Betas left after that. But apparently the Chads did manage to win their game despite their loss to me.
>I didn't go to the normie dance though.
>I went home and played Age of Empires.
>Turns out it is unheard of for the King to skip out on the dance.
>I gain a mysterious reputation as a result.
>tfw they never realized I just went home and created a scenario where the Saxons defeat the Normans to commemorate the event rather than attend a silly dance.
>>28942059
10/10 would vote again
>>28942059
how was the rest of the year though
Why don't you join the trap master race /r9k/?
>>28941716
who is xir? :3
sorry if that not za's pronouns btw
>>28941716
not passing/10 man
>>28941772
>being jelly
I just want to die /r9k/ my life has been going to shit for a long time now i have not seen my gf since March this year because her parents will not let her see me i also have been struggling to find a job i have been at interview after interview but no place wants to hire me therapy isn't helping much ether & i usually just sleep all day now because i am so depressed i am thinking about an heroing you guys i can not think of any other way to stop my pain unless you guys have any ideas??.
No op dont do it no.
>>28941669
Why're you posting about it? This isn't your personal blog.
>>28941918
You are right about that but 4chan is where i feel welcomed & is the one place where i can call home on the internet & /r9k/ is a good place for me & all of us to vent our feels.
>psychologist diagnoses me with social anxiety
>mommy and daddy take me to doctor-man and he prescribes me lexapro
>instead of taking the pills i just flush one down the toilet each morning
>mommy asks me if ive been taking my pills
>tell her yes
>i actually wasnt
sorry, mommy, but its your fault for being so gullible!
>poop on the neighbor's roof
>they never find it
>>28941662
Good for you. got 'diagnosed' with bi-polar. Got prescribed klonopin. Threw them away.
Whole things is a fucking scam.
wired, anti-depressants are vile poison!
Who self-development here? Shit really does work.. I went from being stuck in my parents house afraid to go outside, 23 year old virgin living in a room filled with anime and three dakimakura in my bed with almost no space for myself to sleep. I was fapping to my waifus and crying at the same time because everyone on 4chan would shit talk each others waifus.
Now I'm 26 and I just banged my third girl, I have a few friends, a truck, live on my own, and I got a fun full-time job making $13 an hour. It's crazy how much my life changed, it's like a psychedelic...
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Just to add five years ago I thought this stuff was all bullshit and just a scam to get your money, well it's all available on youtube and I haven't paid a god damn penny to any of these self-help gurus, stole all their vids and books from torrents or scribd. You can't really force anyone to get into this, when the time is right you'll discover it on your own.
What I'm really looking for now is a way to channel my energy and project the kind of energy I want to other people but I'm at a loss.. it still feels to woo-woo for me. But somehow...
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So what is your secret? Because I'm 25 and ready to end it. No seriously I am, like I can't go on much longer like this. I'm either going to end it or take the 2k I have saved up, get in my car and just go. Somewhere.
>>28941626
people only spend there time here because they don't want to improve their situation yet...... you could be doing shit right now to improve your own life but you're not.. hmmmm.
So let me get this right. You're NEETs but you want Trump to win?
You should be going socialist.
>>28941582
When I dont post on here I post on /pol/ ALOT.
>>28941582
>You're NEETs
There are hardly any NEETs here. NEET shit is a meme
>>28941582
Because they let their racism and sexism cloud what's in their best self interest.
Why do people watch this "HILARIOUS MEMER XDXDXDXD VAEP NAYSH" and his lifeless, cardboard wife?
normies are clearly not wired enough for autistic gay racist pipe-smoking bodybuilders
Cause they are funny and one of the only people worth watching on youtube. I've been watching their stuff for years and they really worked hard to get where they are now.
Because they are funny and one of the only people worth watching on youtube. I've been watching their stuff for years and they really worked hard to get where they are now.
Hey what's up /r9k/ I know this is not the best place to ask but what is the most effective fighting style for brawling in the streets I got mugged yesterday by some niggers I managed to flock them off with a pipe breaking the nose of one and later break the teeth of another but I got charged with violence so now I want to know how to beat up guys without making it look like it.
Fighting has nothing to do with physical capacity. It's about how far you are willing to go.
Boxing, kickboxing, or muay thai. You want striking power and you don't want to be on the ground in a street fight.
The most effective thing anyone can do to make getting mugged much less likely is to ONLY live around white people.
Anyway, get a fucking gun, OP. Alternatively, judo is very effective for street brawling because you're throwing people into concrete and brick structures.
Above all else, avoid niggers and spics like the plague, because that's what they basically are.
How often do you brush your teeth?le original comment xd
usually 1x a day. although sometimes I don't brush for a bit and then I go ham for 30 minutes plus cleaning the motherfuckers.
2-3 times a daymy teeth are still shit
>>28941490
Either two times a day plus mouthwash, or three times a day. Depending on what / when I eat.
blackbros, instead of complaining about no gf, why not get an asian gf, what's your excuse?
>mfw people fall for the female asian + black guy meme
>>28941482
because there are none avalible in my area
also isn't there that whole asian hate/are scared of black people?
>>28941498
that's not entirely true, just find a westernized one or try to talk to one from overseas and educate her a bit, chances are there are a few interested in western culture and are more easy to convince
I'm not joking, I'm not memeing. Today I met Eggman. I saw him while I was working. He was with a 6/10 qt whom no man would be ashamed to settle down with. We had a little exchange but I didn't reveal that I knew his internet personality, since I had no idea if he had told his gf about it.
I was in the presence of a living, breathing meme. Nobody will believe me, but praise Mighty Kek.
No fucking way. How do you know it wasn't just a guy who looked like him?
>>28941443
greentext plz anon
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>>28941443
if i ever saw him i'd banepost and hope he finds it funny. where do you work OP? and are you in the twin cities or a suburb?
Describe a moment where you almost fell in love.
I've never fallen in love with anyone. I've never experienced that cliche movie moment where you look at someone and know that you want them. I've never really felt powerful emotions toward anyone. Am I broken?
>>28941431
> summer before uni
> meet qt
> makeout, talk all night, hold hands..etc
> think shes the one
> goes on for 2 months
> ask her out before uni starts
> she looks at me with concerned expression
> says we're just friends
and that was the last day i ever...
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I am in love, problem is she cucked me and I feel disgusted whenever I think about her, but completely melt whenever I run into her