>go out to a show by myself
>manlet and is gf sit in front of me
>manlet leaves to go buy the both of them some drinks
>girl looks over her shoulder
>sure that the manlet was gone she then checks her okCupid account on her phone
>quickly closes it out
>he comes back
>they kiss
Fucking brutal.
What the most degenerate...
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>go out to a show by myself
loI what a loser
Call her out, save a brother's life next time.
Recently? Idk I haven't seen anybody in awhile.
I saw a dead duck on the side of the road today
>you missed your one chance to be a shota
I genuinely hate that. I just want to be a little boy
>>28948258
>was always taller than most people my age, even as a kid
>now 6'4
>want nothing more than to be loved and held tight by a caring woman
>want to be treated like a boy
Why does this shit happen to us, robots?
>>28948258
>you had one chance to be a retarded faggot and you made the most of it
>tfw turning 23 in a month
Holy fuck, I still feel like a fucking kid, im the same person, I still dont want to work, I still just want to hang out with my friends all day.
Becoming an adult is 100% a social construct, we mature, but not in the ways nature intended. Maturity in societies eyes is becoming a fucking corporate pawn, clawing your way to the top of something bigger than you, and even when you're at the top you are still left with fuck all.
Each year goes by faster than the last, days melt into each other. I...
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THE BEAUTY OF THE DESERT IS THAT SOMEWHERE IT HIDES A WELLthis is what I tell myself to keep the suicidal feels at bayI paraphrased, but it's from the little prince. I know it's supposedly a kid's book and all but if you haven't read it you might like it. Still one of my favorite books
>>28948239
Fuck yeah, little prince. I haven't read it in ages, all I remember is the fox and him sitting patiently. I would do the same thing with every pet we got basically.
>>28948213
Must be nice to have friends :(
> he imagined staying in detention with his crush
> the professor somehow leaves and forgets about him and her and goes home locking the school from the outside
> they're forced to spend the night together on the gym matress
> she slowly falls in love with him after an initial distaste, because she discovers he's a good guy
> they kiss and cuddle for the night
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>kissing a girl on the first date
D E G E N E R A C Y
>he imagined impressing her with his video game skills, explaining the game throughly as he wins
Just fucking kill me senpai. I tried to impress my crush (we were good friends by the way) by sending her my War Thunder dogfight videos with music addee on background.
Needless to say it didn't work
>>28948278
How old were you, you autismo overlord?
I don't know why but i have this fetish of having sex with a woman that has just been cummed on and creampied by another man. I want to lick off the cum off her face and use the cum from her pussy as lube. it makes my cock hard as diamonds just thinking about it.
what do you call this fetish brobots?
I don't know but I do know you are definitely a faggot
>>28948215
/thread
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>>28948196
Being a bisexual pseudo-cuck with a cum fetish.I'll cum on you instead, anon ;3
>preserving myself for the man I want to marry
>find him
>claims he's looking for a pure, virginal bride
>realize he constantly jerks off to camwhores and traps on 4chan
>preserving myself for the man I want to marry
>find him
>become good friends
>one night I try to seduce him so we can take our relationship to a new level
>calls me a fucking faggot and kicks me out of the house
>>28948109
Kik tho
> Preserving myself for literally anyone who's willing
> Nothing happens
>like milk
>lactose intolerant
JUST
>not lactose intolerant
>choose not to drink milk often
Sucks to be you lol
>have severe milk allergy until I was around 21
>raised vegetarian
>stop being vegetarian
>think I might as well go all out and drink cow fluids
>allergy is magically greatly diminished, gone with low antihistamine doses
>flesheater guilt setting in
>go vegan again
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>drinking milk over the age of 8
>BUT LOOKS MATTER!!!!
R9K BTFO
This is just proof of
>You make her laugh, Chad makes her cum
Beta boys spend their time talking to girls hoping it will get them some pussy, Chad goes straight for the kill
>>28948220
Wtf?
Women send more messages to ugly men
>>28948289
What is a beta orbiter?
White fembots, would it put you off dating a white guy if most of his dating history involved asian girls?
Yup. It's a fetish and race mixing is disgusting.
Asian women are all fake as fuck anyway.
>>28947978
Once my white girlfriend accused me of being a loser in a heated fight since all my previous girlfriends had been asian. I hit her and dared her to say it again. She ran off and cried before apologizing later that week.
Fembots are beggers, not choosers.
>>28948032
Glad we had this conversation, ma'am.
Remember when your mom would come into your room at night and brush your hair with her fingers and speak softy to you and tell you "tomorrow I'm going to make a big breakfast for you with your favorite dishes because I love you so much" and gave you a big kiss on the cheek and gave you a tight hug? Remember when she would simply say "I love you anon" simply because she loved you and wanted you to know that?
My mom is dead for 2 years now and these intense grieving thoughts about her come and go. It's pretty bad right now. Just thinking about...
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Pretty much went downhill when I became a teenager. Once I came on this site and became red pilled, I couldn't stand my mother or anyone else at highschool leading to a lonely school life. All I wanted was a smart, conservative girl who wasn't fucking obnoxious but avast, it was only high school so the girl I seeked did not exist
I want a loving mommy girlfriend to massage my prostate
>>28947847
my mom has pretty much just yelled at me all my life although we've had maybe a few sweet mother son moments like op describes
>thought I was unhappy because no friends
>get friends
>even less happy
>thought I was miserable because I was doing drugs all the time
>stop doing drugs
>feel even worse
>start doing drugs again
>feel even worse still
>thought I was unhappy because >tfw no gf
>talk to girls
>realize they're all so shallow and predictable that I can literally predict entire conversations almost down to the exact words used like an algorithm
>turns me off the idea of relationships
>still just as fucking miserable
kill me
>>28947837
If conversations can be predicted down to on algorithm then you are also following said algorithm and you're boring as fuck
>tfw so romantically focused that your entire future rests on finding someone who you can enjoy spending all of your time with and who isn't faking it just to toy with you or extract something from you
>tfw this is literally one of very few things you want aside from physical safety and not doing things that make you hate yourself
Finding happiness shouldn't be a fucking game of playing where's waldo. It throws any legitimacy I once gave it right out the window because it's just another...
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>>28947837
Paradox of hedonism OP, look it up.
>tfw nice guy with power fantasies
>>28947773
I share your pain anon.
>>28947773
I wonder how many rapist
oh man that sounds hot as hell. I'd love a nice boy who can dominate me in the bedroom.
>tfw sick of life
>tfw sick of job
>tfw sick of tfw no gf
>tfw video games no longer interest you
>tfw nothing interest you
>tfw taking anti-depressants makes everything dull & boring
>tfw life feels like a dream
>tfw all you really want to do now is drive out somewhere nice with your rifle & blow your brains out
I...
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Man, I don't really want to die. I just need some assurance that everything is fine and always will be. I don't want to be bored, or tired, or hateful. I don't want other people to boss me around and fuck with me.
I literally just want for everything to be okay forever. But then the question is what is okay? Shit's crazy.
Anyway that doesn't seem possible in this life so I'm pretty much with you OP.
Don't necessarily want to die, Just rather would have not been born
>tfw no convenient off button
Humans are so poorly designed desu
I've been doing push ups and sit ups to prepare for the military PT test and they've been progressing nicely. It's pretty enjoyable pushing yourself and seeing progress.
Tonight, I was feeling especially energetic and decided to go for a run. It was an awful fucking decision. I have never felt closer to death in my life. I ran a half mile uphill from my house, mentally pushing myself to my maximum limit. I kept repeating "running is 90% mental" in my head. It was a terrible fucking decision. I puked my fucking guts out. I have never felt worse...
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>>28947655
Start slow anon, go for a light jog it's not supposed to go fast right away. You can even start jogging slower than you walk
>>28947655
You have to pace yourself with running anon. It's not like push-ups where you can just push to your limit. Proper breathing, posture, etc are all important as well.
>>28947655
You went too hard for just starting out.
Like do the couch to 5k program thing.
>he doesnt know about secret ips
>>28947652
Black
Heaven
Can't read that third kanji
What?
>>28947738
dont you know, anon?
>>28947824
Doesn't look like the characters for silence to me
Anyway,, is that supposed to be dog? So the whole thing is supposed to say Black Tengu? Eh... I haven't watched Naruto in years, so I'm not sure if that is relevant to the series.
So what does this have to do with secret IPs?