>Mom finds the doo-doo whistle
>SHE FOUND THE SHIT BISCUITS
>mom found the cum cat
>dad found the jizz tire
Beer in clear or green bottles. The sunlight easily passes through the transparent glass and degrades the hop essences. This is a well known phenomenon and is the cause of beer getting "skunked". Beer should be sold in cans, or dark-colored bottles. This wouldn't cost any more money for the brewer and would keep the beer fresh.
More?
lay it on me guy
>>28954209
What kind of retard leaves his beer in the sun though is this a thing people do?
>>28954209
This was the stupidest thing you could think of?
>26 years old
>shower every day
>wear antiperspirant
>still have strong BO every day
explain this shit
>>28954161
you don't know how to shower
and put some cologne
>>28954161
you are a hindu
white people
bloxblox
who eats ass here?
If you haven't would you?
I do. It's hot. Has no flavor, but there is naturally a smell
>>28954125
This gets posted all the time, but I do. I eat ass nearly every day (my girlfriends), and sometimes eat the ass of anyone else she or I play with (so ate a guys ass this weekend, was hot as fuck).
Gf dosent want to try it but I would if she let me
Why did goo gle give moo tikins a job? it's not because he's a great programmer--look at this place--and it's not because he's an important person. is it because he's a jew?
>>28954061
he's probably a capable programmer.
and they hired him for his shilling/info gathering skills, like any good hegemony is won't to do.did they turn you into a little girl yet
>>28954061
>look at this place
Well, I'm looking. I've been dabbling in programming for a decade and nothing strikes me as particularly misdesigned, except a couple of points such as requiring to type the captcha every post or inability to filter tripfags en masse. What do you have in mind?
>>28954061
Because he's part of the cool kids sjw crew now.
>That feel when you get a job
Is there a better feeling?
It'll wear off.
>>28954010
yes. when its the day before payday.
quitting
/r9k/, what's your ideal childhood that you wish deep down that you had had? Where and when and how would you have rather grown up?
>>28953968
>live in a house not riven by alcoholism and erratic behavior
>home located within convenient distance of public transport instead of in the middle of nowhere
>opportunity to spend more time with kids my age outside of school
>opportunity to make more of the normal rites of passage
that's minimum
To stick to the boards theme: If I had been a sporty guy, talented with the guitar, I would have gotten a lot female validation (and sex).
But I'm not even sure if the person that would have resulted from such a person I'd want to switch with now.
I'm not sure. I mean a I had childhood so awful it's left pretty much every therapist I've shared it with speechless, but I really really love the man I am today and perhaps changing that would take some of who I am away.
Checked out this board for the first time day, and it's been the biggest confidence boost I've ever had. All you people do is whine about the things you don't have, and wallow in jealousy of other people who do have those things, trying to demeanor them in any way possible to push up your non-existant self-confidence by even the tiniest bit, so you can pretend for just a second that you're not the fat socially-awkward kissless virgin that you are, only to return to that defeatist attitude again a few minutes later and post a thread about how you just want...
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>>28953891
Tl dr; Im a huge fucking faggot loser who likes to try and feel better about himself by looking down on other people
FTFY i really hope this is copypasta and you didnt write all that
>>28953891
>it's really nothing more than like having a really good friend who you have sex with
fuck,how do i sign up for that?
>>28953954
Not even intentionally, but after seeing this board for the first time I truly can't help to feel much, much better about myself.
>over the phone interview
phone interview ? OP, you're a fucking lucky guy
>"thank you for takin this time to talk with me anon, you seem like a good candidate. We'll let you know soon. Bye-bye."
>"love you"
>"what?"
>"y-you too" *click*
>skype interview
>transition to female
>lesbian
everyone who does this needs killing to be quite honest
good thing that from what I've seen women don't really let shit like this fly
>>28953776
>women don't really let shit like this fly
lol who are they going to tell, the sex police
>i don't like what you're doing so i'll whine to the authorities
normies are fucking pathetic
Why are you so concerned about it? It doesn't affect you even slightly.
>>28953794
I meant as in they don't really have sex with people like that. It's such an obvious and pathetic attempt to cut corners that even a complete dumbfuck can see through ot.
>show up to job interview at a stock brokerage
>"gee anon it seems you have a computer science degree and not business degree"
>"why? Is that a problem"
>"it seems you applied for a stock broker internship"
>"yah I wanna learn the business"
>"sorry it seems to me you seem more suited for a different position"
>I...
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you can literally get a business degree overnight by reading mein kampf and cramming business memes
lol fuckin retard
i got a double major in finance/accounting and minored in comp sci
i literally took your job
>>28953698
are you kidding me ?
How the fuck did they still hire you for something ?
If someone comes into an interview with no fucking idea, whats going on, he would normally get dropped in an instant.
You have 20 seconds to prove him wrong.
>>28953674
how could they, when they were stuck in the kitchen where they belong?
he means money
>>28953695
You think they can't do that from the kitchen?
Can we get a MGTOW thread going?
Is a meetup out of the question?
How about a camping trip?
MGTOW general thread
"MGTOW" in a nutshell
>acquire passive income
>retire in Thailand and bareback hookers all day and night.
>>28953614
Why would someone willingly draw chipped nailpolish?
>>28953614
>you will never get your nose licked by a qt loli
Any robots want to play Terraria?
There was a server up last night which was pretty /comfy/ but it's down right now.
If the anon called "Nobody" could start a server up would be great.
I was considering hosting a server again, Terraria is honestly the best game to play for comfy
I'd love to play with you lot but I've got a potato that can't run it.
>>28953729
Was you the anon who was hosting it last night?
frozen dinners are the safer option because food workers fuck with your food too much.
No they don't, that's not true
>>28953551
fast food """"""""worker""""""" detected. begone, crony.
I don't know man, frozen food is pretty fucked in itself