Why do I have yellow fever?
>>28971370
Bc ur a beta cuck weeb. Yellow fever is symptom #1 for ur affliction m8
Because Asians are master race.
>>28971370
Because you can't get any white women, so you settle for the next best thing
Does fucking a roastie with a big ass feel better?
Better than what? Your mom? Yes.
bigger is often better (to a point) but not always. shape and texture/tension/firmness/softness are more important than pure size.
a small one that's round and meaty is better than a big one that's flat and fatty.
I would have to get a small ass girl because my dick is small so I don't think I could penetrate a girl like in OP comfortably.
I wish I could just eat burgers forever
that burger looks crap
>>28971213
Gtfo vegan fag
>>28971202
Me too
I wish I could just be fat but stupid normies want me to be a pretty thing to look at or else they won't respect me
Will lifting change anything if I'm a manlet?165cm
>>28971091
Well you won't get taller if that's what you're asking
>>28971091
Only confidence but that's the bottle neck for every autist but you have to fake it first, there's no on and off switch but you'll geht there, I have done it
yes, it will cause girls to call you a tryhard.
"look at that little boy, he thinks his muscles will make him a real man!"
Things you've always wanted to do robots?
Me: break into a house
>>28971040
Have a gf
Buy a lockpick kit. They're like $20 and it's not that hard to learn. Then break into all the houses you want
>>28971040
have any sort of passion or ambition
7 people (Elliot and 6 victims) died on the night of May 23, 2014, in Isla Vista.
Of those 7 people, Elliot is the only one with hundred of tributes on youtube, a memorial day 'St Elliot's day' yet the victims get no where near the same level of reverence.
>>28971011
BUS bump
It tells me we are a angry, scary generation.
Elliot did what he thought was right rip our hero.
Why does the "i'm always right >:(" attitude prevail so much, not only here, but also on /pol/ and other boards?
Why can't you guys accept when you've been rekt and move on? No, you have to keep going making an even bigger ass out of yourself and making the board shittier with your butthurt.
Why exactly?
>>28971001
I am always right though. I don't care if people are offended by my posting. Suck it up or the leave the site, you weak putrid subhuman.
>>28971001
This has always been an attitude here, lurk moar you fucking newfag.
>>28971025
You're not, though. You're asshurt and my post stings but you can't just take the asspain stoically, no, you feel the butthurt need to lash out by spewing out /pol/ slogans like the manchild you are lmao.
Who here /shota/ and just need a mommy gf? ;~; These are some awful feels.
Me, I look awful young
>>28971591
H-have you ever had a mommy gf?
My mommy gf already made me cum twice today.
When I woke up she cradled my head and jacked me off while telling me to empty my little nuts.
Then later we took a nap together, and when we woke up I slipped it inside of her big hole and came in a few minutes.
I love my mommy.
Me when I was 15. Try and guess who I was.
far left, easy
that bitch with tiara
One of the whores
There's a Trump rally in my city in about 20 hours.
I support Trump 100%, but I am wondering if you robots would be interested in a video of it. I'm planning on bringing two cameras; maybe I'll be able to capture some footage from the robot perspective without CNN or fox bullshit lathered on top.
Id watch.
You got 1 viewer sir
You gonna post it here?
>>28970955
Yes, I will post it in another thread or this one if it stays up.
Just a warning both of my cameras were bought in 2010 and while they're both 1080p it's not very good
The audio might also be shit.
If my acquaintance agrees to come along I will give him an iPhone 6 to record with
Would you nerf this?
>>28970904
reskinned TF2 for the tumblr generation, nah it's fine go waste your hours on it
>>28970927
this, no idea why its so popular
if I wanted to play tf2 i'd play tf2
>>28970904
I hope this is right webm
What's the most common interracial coupling in your local area?
White guy/Asian girl for me.
I'm in London, by the way.
black male white female, live near Atlanta
Black male / white female - Detroit
None to speak of.
The area I live in is white as fuck and the only minority groups around here are small and spread out.
Sup /r9k/ longtime lurker, first time poster. Got a true story for you guys let's do this
>Be me, 26 yr old Army Veteran shutin that goes to community college on GI Bill
>Haven't seen family in over 2 years because shutin and poor from not saving like an idiot
>Mom calls and says she's buying me a ticket to a family reunion over holiday weekend
>fuck, guess i gotta go
>get to airport realize the cutrate...
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>>28970822
Have a (you). It's lonely at this time of night.
>>28970822
I feel you, bud. My /lawyer/ fag older sister wanted to go on a fucking 2 week cruise for her birthday. I didn't have enough clothes to last 2 weeks, so I had to ask my mum for the money like a loser.
All the stuff at our destination was expensive as hell and people shat on me because I was a party pooper and didn't spend my money like there was no tomorrow. In the end, I had to buy a few drinks to not make everything go to shit.
Thought mum would cover it, but she made me pay my sister...
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>>28970822
this is the dullest thing i've ever read
>tfw no pepperidge farm bf
>>28970800
nigga do you even sleep?
>>28970800
Thanks, Doc.
These goldfish crackers are good.
>>28970800
>tfw pepperidge farm bf
I want to become blind with nothing else but unstoppable rage when im mad
I want to cum my association with reality when I bust a nut
I want to be immersed and consumed by the food I consume
I want to feel so happy that I cant help but scream
I want to cry bitter warm tears when im sad
yeah
how do I
>>28970708
>I want to become blind with nothing else but unstoppable rage when im mad
That's actually not something you want to be, you'll get your face punched a lot
>I want to cum my association with reality when I bust a nut
Stop watching porn, and masturbate less often
>I want to be immersed and consumed by the food I consume
Learn to cook, stop drinking sodas and eat whole foods.
>I...
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not sure why you'd want this tbqh fambam.
a lot of the stuff you wrote is straight emo.
you could become a degenerate and try to become a woman, they have a heightened emotional response to everything.
men have control of their emotions and are stoic.
as for food/orgasm, you could try living in the moment. Learn to appreciate things in a very controlled manner. Some poeple like to eat while watching tv. You'd probably enjoy them more separately.
In order to experience the highest highs, you must be willing to face and endure the lowest lows. Then you unlearn. Then they're one and the same.