This one looks like Wojak
she has kojima's nose
>>30016142
If she looks like wojak then she isn't cute, retard.
Ping pong ding dong
>be me
>work as a waiter in a restuarant
>guy returns the steak our head chef cooked and demands a new one
>deliver him the plate he sent back and let him think it's fresh
>he eats it and leaves a tip later when i collect the bill
>lel.jpg
>>30016125
fucking rekt with just a little oregano sprinkled on top
I've got one
>asshole who owns tech startup business lives in my apartment building
>I call him "asshole" because he is the one guy in my building who won't say "hello" when he's passing by, everybody else is really nice
>see a trending post on twitter from an exact competitor to his business, seems to be doing a lot better than his
>encounter him in elevator with a date
>"hey...
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>>30016258
That's some pure concentrated evil, my dude. Were you born in Hell, by any chance?
What have I missed out on by never having a gf?
I can't help but feel the only thing that has ever been missing from my life was a girlfriend.
I'm 35 and I'm pretty sure I'm going to die a virgin and die never having had a gf.
Waking up to this sight
>>30016000
>I'm 35 and I'm pretty sure I'm going to die a virgin and die never having had a gf.
I don't get this, why don't you just see an escort/prostitute?
I know I'd definitely still have been a virgin had I not seen one. If you're in the US where it's illegal, just save up a bit and then take a long vacation to Europe where it's so much cheaper and more accessible. In Brussels, for example, you can have a quick fuck from the Red Light...
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>>30016000
Protip, date damaged women
At the ripe age of 24, I managed to get a 20 year old former coke head to like me, if they get it in their head that they want to change, they'll typically for for the super awkward "nice guys". The best part is they don't care about how good you are in bed because, they've been used for so long. But this is good for a temporary fix because you can't turn a harlot into a housewife. But the meme was good while it lasted
Is this a solid bio?
>>30015978
Cont orignjyg
>>30015978
>>30016009
This is bait right? Please say yes
Why are your literary skills so poor?
I'll voice act anything you want in a loli voice
if you get 73
>>30015874
Onii-chan, daisuki dai yo!
I'll take the bet
get this faggot anime shit out of here. fucking spick
Redpill me on homeopathy. Is it the bullshit pseudo medicine I assume it is?
>>30015858
Mostly, yeah. There may be some traditional stuff that has minor benefits for minor problems (certain scents being relaxing, etc.), but I wouldn't rely on it to treat any sort of serious medical condition.
There's a reason alternative medicine is "alternative" and not just medicine. A lot of it is promoted by people trying to sell something and the rest is neo-hippies with poor critical thinking skills.
Homeopathy generally performs like shit in reputable double-blind studies vs. placebo. Rational wiki is stupid and neckbeardy, but offers a pretty decent summary of the effectiveness of homeopathy
http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Evidence_for_the_effectiveness_of_homeopathy
It's fine to goof around with if you feel like it helps, but be aware that you'll be spending time and money for something that literally has no statistical effect compared to a sugar pill (the sugar pill would be cheaper, too). Definitely never let it keep you from getting actual medical attention from people who've studied for half their lives to heal you. I've seen people try to treat conditions with ineffective bullshit and wait far too long to see a real doctor, letting the problem get way worse
>>30016477
Oh, and I forgot to mention Avogadro's Limit, which means most homeopathic cures literally have nothing in them.
>>30015858
>get acid burns on your face
>pour more acid on your face to get rid of it
Genius
This is your future wife: A fat overweight single mom of 1-2 kids.
>>30015851
jokes on you i dont have any money, so noone will marry me
>>30015851
as long as i have 2 healthy hands no woman is needed
>>30015851
Would fuck the shit out of her and worship her forever
only problem is even morbidly obese women only want chad
Why are you such a weak, scared faggot?
Because I have no redeeming qualities, and I get insulted for my shortcomings.
you need more loli in your life dude
I was bullied form 1st grade until I graduated high school, and was isolated from other people and didn't have any friends growing up.
I'm afraid to be around other people and have spent my entire life trying to take up as little space as possible and not draw attention to myself.
Hello, /r9k/. I started a similar thread on /g/, but I've gotten no biters.
Essentially, I'm looking to make something. Anything, really, software related. What I'm looking for is people to do it with. You don't need to know how to code, but if you do, that's great. What I'm really looking for is ideas. If you've got a good idea for a piece of software, but don't possess the skills to make it on your own, then this is the thread for you. I focus primarily on web development, but I'm not strictly looking to make a website, although...
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>>30015824
I don't understand a word you just said
>>30015861
I don't have enough information based on what you just said to help you understand anything.
I guess I'll rephrase the major points for you:
1. I like coding.
2. I don't have any ideas for what to make.
3. If you have a good idea, I'll do the programming.
>>30015910
Can you make a logo?
Show us a picture of her
>>30015820
dfgsdfgsdgfsdfgsdf
Isn't she the best?
She belongs to me!
>>30016038
>she
>She
Anon, please, this is embarrassing.
How come average/ugly girls are much more difficult to court than how ones?
>>30015798
>are much more difficult to court
in what way?
>>30015807
I meant "hot"
They expect alot more from you, and to beat competition, but the hot ones won't have these challenges, and will say yes or no rather fast.
>>30015798
I think there's an equal proportion of ugly/average girls who are really easy to court but both outcomes are the result of the same thing, a lack of male attention.
Some ugly girls will become super clingy and attached because its the first man who expressed romantic interest in them and they long for any type of attention and validation
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Anyone else's parents actually use a good boy points system?
>>30015775
My mom used to pay me when I got good grades
What, you mean an allowance? That's typical white people things.
when the gameboy color came out my parents were sick of me pissing on the toilet seat all the time so they made a chart called my "peepee chart" where everytime i went peepee and made it in the toilet i would get a sticker that got me closer to getting a gameboy color.
So a girl at work has started talking to me pretty regularly (ringing/texting me out of the blue). She's pretty attractive too and I thought this day would never come. Well, it sucks. It really does. I was just on the phone listening to an hour of bullshit thinking of ways to get off the phone (skype).
I should be happy that a girl is giving me attention right?
She's using you as an emotional tampon. Get away if you don't like it.
If you let someone blow your ears out with bullshit they're gonna do it. Just tell her you're busy and have shit you need to do, say good bye, and end the damn phone call when the conversation gets one-sided.
yea, like >>30015739
when girls go to barbershop so they can talk about their men because no one else wnats to listen to their boring garbage, lol ignore that shit whore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjXohtL7CP4
yeah i remember being happy in the 00's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv8xk7BKaNM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sr06WxtmxgA
just some random things i remember
>>30015705
nostalgia'd
but retrospectively, that animation sure is ugly
90s > 00s
as a 97er
ITT cute nazi girls
I need to improve my folder, i only have 3 pics
Here is the second pic..
And he is the last one <-
>>30015616
hairy arm, but 10/10 face, her eyebroes look dark though
>>30015645
5 head, possibly other defects if angle less flattering
>>30015670
left looks like a bag of shit,, right looks really really good in terms of body, but her fac emight be shit if she didn't have that grimace, still i want to lick her legs