red pill me on vitamin C
>>28990604
It's good for you
vitamin c is found in the pineal gland
>>28990604
You can find it in oranges; It's good for you.
Anybody want one of these threads tonight?
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>I ate so much that my belly hurts and I can't stand up. Can you try rubbing it for me, anon?
How do you respond?
>>28990534
stomp on the belly
>>28990534
I ask her why she's eaten my food.
>>28990576
Repeatedly or in one swift blow?
Enough, wagecuck.
I called your boss this evening. Said some pretty nasty things about you, and it seems like he actually wants to get rid of you, soon.
I'm doing this for your own good. You can't keep doing this to yourself, wagecuck, you think it's healthy to slave away every day for a measly few dollars when you can be relaxing and enjoying life as a NEET... No more. You're going to lose this job and then swear off of it forever, and join me in the glorious NEETdom.
This is an intervention.
>>28990506
BANG BANG BANG
LOUIE
In all honesty, my boss would give zero fucks about this. I have cussed out a customer before, and punched a drunk homeless guy in the store, and I still have my job.
>>28990506
then who will earn us all our NEETbux?
Hey /r9k/ can I tell you a story about me in third person please, its pretty long
>Anons first day of college was pretty odd but fun
>He walks in wearing fresh clothes, red hoodie, grey cargo pants and converse trainers
>He clutches a grey laptop and rests it under his arm
>The guard outside the college assumes hes a teacher
>"Sir, are you here to teach? I'll need to see some ID"
>Of...
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someone respond pls I'm bored
Aight man go for it (boards been slow lately)
>>28990735
(thank (you) anon)
>Anons mother had told him to find out were to go from a letter, alas the letter was partly destroyed by a unknown force(brother?)
>He rushed past around the Normies surrounding the hallway, quite of new faces he has never seen before
>Finally he had reached a place, though not the place he was looking for, he looked up and saw the sign
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>june first 2016
>six months into 2016
>>28990429
>2.75 more months of summer work
just end me
Please don't do this to me. I have enough on my mind.
>walking along the beach minding your own business
>suddenly girl on the right yells at you from one of the towers "hey faggot, I dare you to come here and lick my friend's pussy"
>they all laugh
what do?
shout back "Only if she buys me dinner first"
>>28990407
honestly I would run away probably
or quietly say "h-haha no thanks" then run away
its for the best desu I don't want my first sexual experience to be with creepy beach sluts
>>28990407
To be honest I probably would since it might be my only chance.
Why did you pushed her to this pont /r9k? you spend every day crying about how broken you are yet you choose to damage others like you at the first chance.
>>28990345
bruh
She lookin like my grandmama in that pic holy shit.
JUST
>>28990345
How fucking DARE you??
She just started a summer job as a waitress and is going back for her second year of college in the fall. Why don't you kill yourself instead? Back th FuCK OFF!??Huh?!jk she a straight up hoe
is she still on the omegle tags? I only want to ask her about her youtube streams
F-F-FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELS
>no friends to go out with
this feel i have to share is kind of petty, but it really weighs on me anyways
i have a facebook. i do not post statuses, only music sometimes. i just use it to talk to my cousin. i have 500 friends though because i went to 3 different schools grade 8-12. whenever i post a picture of myself, it gets fucking zero likes
i have posted here before in an ugly thread because i thought that's what it was, but i got REE'd out told that im completely normal looking to good looking. guys who are ugly and fat and girls who are the same easily pull 10 likes every...
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not even, anon
>women seem wicked when you're unwanted
What did he mean by this?
>>28990255
The weather seems mean when there's a storm, r9k isn't even manchildren, it's just children
>>28990255
just admitting his place on the food chain.
/r9k/ is mad at women because they get no pussy
It REALLY TRULY isn't too late to change your hikikimori ways, /r9k/!
It is though, so....
>>28990229
>>28990296
It depends on the person and how long they've been in that kind of life. Listening to people who haven't left the house for 6 months is one thing since you can probably convince them that can get better. Yet, if they've been a complete shut in for 10 years it's doubtful. After the first 5 years things it gets less depressing and you quit even think about it since that's kind of all you know anymore. At least, that's my experience...
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Just got the book recently, it was kinda shit. I think it had a bad translation. Cant relate to the Violence and Drugs part. The anime was better.
>tripfag skype group circlejerks exist
>>28990211
>Zaynowens mark, you making the next thread?
>you ran one
>you left and came back only to insist on making a new group just so you could be the only one with admin and kick whoever you wanted
????
>mfw bandage.bandaid is a real skype username
Well /r9k/, I just found out that a girl I've got a huge crush on for almost two years is hitting on me since last autumn and that apparently we were making out in a park during a party with friends, although I don't remember anything because I was drunk as fuck. It's been almost two weeks since that party and I found about it now, and I have no idea about what the fuck I should do. Help me lads I'm gonna lose it
>>28990186
Make out with her sober
:^)
>>28990309
That wouldn't be a problem if I weren't in the retarded position that I haven't seen her for two weeks and it would be awkward as fuck to ask her out now only.
help a robot out lads I'm utterly lost
This a myspace profile picture of Katy Perry back in 2006.
You're about her age during that year. You're waiting at a bus stop and she's right there too. She looks at you and smiles. What happens next Anon?
smile back
then get on the bus and never talk to her again
OP here again to bring you some details she might bring up
*again this is from her old myspace before she broke out
>pop/rock
>Rock
Are women really as superficial as r9k says?
Are they really as superficial as they sometimes act on r9k?
It haunts me, thinking about how I couldn't please anyone just because of how I was born.
Actually I think they care less for appearances than men, although if you're a real mess obviously they won't date you. You just need to have the right kind of personality, and something like money or a job.
bumpering, my boyo
No they're not actually that superficial. WHy would you trust a bunch of guys who have never been in relationships with women with their ideas on women? Unless you are crazy ridiculously deformed you will find someone for yourself if you put in effort.