>coworkers, women who i date, and bosses faces when they can't find anything on me since i never used social media
normies btfo
>>28976133
One day we won't be able to boot up our computers without having to sign into some shit like Facebook.
>>28976551
god please no
dsssssssfsdgfdg
>women I date
>has fucked and dated women
>calls other people normalfags
Uh, what?
NEETs, what is your dream job?
No matter how embarrassed you may be of it or how far fetched the job might be what would you like to do? What would be the job that lifted you out of NEETdom?
being a gay housewife
>>28976107
I wanna rule the world.oh wait, I already do
>>28976107
Linguist/computer scientist. Probably combining both somehow. Can't specify any further because I'm thick as fuck and I wouldn't achieve that in 500 years.
>at school therapist
>everyone bullies me
>it's your fault! You are provocating them!
I'm still mad
this is why kids shoot up schools
>wow why'd you bully all those kids with your gun, anon?
>they provoked me
>get pulled into principals office one day
>grills me about not doing homework, even though I do fine on tests
>"Are you some sort of idiot savant?"
Fuck you too
>>28976101
She was a good therapist. She just cared about the comfort of your bullies, through making you an even easier victim, not yours.
I have recruited roaches to do my bidding for me.
Any day now this board will be mine!
>>28976100
Same tbphwy senpai
>>28976116
>>28976100
Hijak ain't shit
>>28976100
Are you the same shitposter that posted an almost exact same post about two months ago, or are you a new guy?
Be honest, how many of you have a small dick?
I'm about 5 inches and half, pretty shitty feel.
5.9x4.5 pencil dick here
>>28976074
Im 7x6 but I openly pretend I have a 5 inch dick and I'm confident about it and I have no reason to be ashamed
Hey guys. I have found the secret to happiness. As a schizophrenic college dropout virgin neet with no friends, I have found it hard to be happy lately. However, my psychologist let me in on the secret to happiness a few weeks ago, and I can see that it's working.
Basically, it's the law of attraction. If you force yourself to think positive thoughts, then the people around you will respond positively and give you positivity in return.
Here's how it works
>intend to be happy
>force yourself...
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>>28975989
It's a chain reaction. First, you force yourself to act friendly and think positive thoughts, then you no longer have to "act" happy because people around you are feeding you with more positivity. You are now genuinely happy.
>>28975989
I laughed out loud.
Great, believable set-up, OP. Solid quality throughout.
>>28975989
Needs more ocelot.
why aren't you playing mu cartographer, anon ?because you're a moron
>>28975976
>mu cartographer
because its not free
>>28975976
not enough autism
>>28976272
it's five (5) fucking bucks. with those millions of neetbucks you guys get on a daily basis you can't spare five (5) bucks ?
Are American high schools anything like they are portrayed in movies?
>>28975960
Yeah they really are
>>28975960
My school didn't have big lockers. The lockers were square shape and could only fit your books/folders/whatever but not your backpack.
>>28975960
>you will never live the American high school experience.
Why live?
Its shit here in EU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu_lHY-45qY
>>28975956
Enjoy your heart disease, fatty.
>>28975968
I bet you didn't even watch the video!
FUCK YOU!
>>28975968
Chicken isn't red meat so I don't give a fuck.
>tfw fell for the rose is a tranny meme
>>28975877
>tfw didn't fall for the women obsession meme
you're better than "muh dik" my friend
thats a tranny mate
>>28975877
Its obviously a man.
>23
>NEET
>never work in my entire life
>get a call from McDonald
>interview start in 1 hour
>anxiety everywhere
this is my first time
and i have a fucking stress all over my body like i m about to vomit
Don't worry, unless your name is c3po, you're not getting that job
>not getting a job at a grocery store doing menial tasks like stocking shelfs
Enjoy your fast-paced burger serving hell
>>28975876
McDonalds is really lax with their interviews. I interviewed there at 18, all they asked was what position I wanted and what hours I'm available to work. Don't get too stressed over it.
Sunglasses are so cool.
When i realize that my life is a joke and emotions take control, noone can see me cry.
>>28975804
I feel you bruh. I wish it were acceptable to wear sunglasses 24/7 without looking like an autist. Also helps with being ugly
>>28975804
its even cooler to wear sunglasses over regular glasses
>transitions
nah thats gay as fuck
everlasting flames got me rocking gucci shades
my friend said I have to type that I'm black in my craigslist ads. Why?
>>28975675
sauce on this picture?
>>28975715
Primal's Feet Fantasies on clips4sale
>>28975675
If I find out you are black or mixed and said you are white in the ad I'm just going to leave after I see you.
You can do so much good by using bluepilled platform to spread awarness. It's basically poor young souls who repeat what they have been force fed since birth.
They never tried to think for themselves, not even inform themselves
Pic related, my attempt at spreading Hitler speech and undo the damages
>>28975598
>bluepilling ultra-leftists
what
>>28975598
I wonder how far gone I am when I recognise the quote is actually Hitler, and remember the exact speech where he said it because I spent a few hours drinking wine and watching Hitler speeches on YouTube a few weeks ago.
Why did he have to die?
>>28975598
That'd be redpilling, not bluepilling.
Also why are you using a picture of Che Guevara for a Hitler quote?
Any tips on how to live a decent life knowing we're just meaningless balls of chemicals?
>>28975520
So autism general?
>>28975520
ESTP MASTERACE
>t. the trespassing normie
>>28975534
Meme'd me there lad