I'm a reporter for CNN can we have a few comments on the most recent shooting currently taking place at UCLA?
Is it true that one of the shooters were here last night?
suck my gangrenous cock
>>28980074
It's *was here Mr. News man
>>28980074
>one of the shooters were here last night
>were
I think you mean was.
>therapist bends down to pick up something
>practically rubs her ass in my face
>>28980071
is she hot?iuhkjhuigjkhjhjkhk
i hope you did a loud sniff
>>28980071
I'm gonna need a picture of that therapist
Holy crap R9K, I didn't realize my standards were so fucking low.
There's this cute girl at the restaurant I'm in right now. She's about a 4/10 appearance.
> Scrawny, unhygienic.
> Slouches shoulders.
> Super high pitched voice.
> She keeps looking down, and has her fingers touching each other.
> Looks like she's shivering.
> Sounds like a chipmunk....
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Guys I got 30 minutes before I got to leave.
>>28979987
Just ask her out, that is all you have to do.
Not so hard is it?
>>28979987
Just approach her, tell her you think she is nice and that you wanna hang out some time. It's not that hard.
help me out robots..best friend comes over, trap it up. Can't help but let my emotions overwhelming and well we ended performing oral on each other and making out a lot
I don't really know how to feel about it and it's all I can think about.. Am I gay, /r9k/?
You're gay, and you have a boyfriend.
That's pretty gross but at least you're free from roasties now.
>>28979963
I don't think I am.. I still jerk it to women but what really bothers me is that this guy has been my best friend for countless years you know? F U C K
>>28979914
thats qt
more details?
>IT'S HAPPENING
Last night there was a thread of an anon saying he'd shoot up a school in the Santa Cruz area. The madman actually did it! This morning UCLA suffered a shooting with two students said to have been killed. /r9l/ once again the recipients of a foreboding university tragedy.
>>28963757
http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/01/us/ucla-shooting-report/index.html
>Mfw its real
lel.
>murder-suicide confirmed
wow its fucking nothing
>>28979760
Shit, why didnt I shoot up my school when I had still access to my fathers guns? Now my arents are divorced and there is no chance for me to beat the highscore. No chance to take some normie lives and wreak havoc.
>feels infuriatingly bad man
Why haven't you been prescribed a stimulant yet r9k?
2 months ago my doctor put me on adderall because my depression wasnt responding to any of the other dozens of medications he tried on me. (Apparently he doesnt realize that pills cant cure being a manlet)
And let me tell you, I am fucking alive. I AM FUCKING ALIVE. RIGHT NOW. I FEEL EVERYTHING WITH GREAT INTENSITY.
No need for a roastie or normie things when you have stimulants. Just listen to a song and it will tickle your senses like never before. A dramatic moment in your favorite anime will...
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>>28979729
It sounds like you're recreationally abusing Adderall. I've used Ritalin before and I get what you're talking about, but I get none of the euphoria you're experiencing. I hope you're going to be okay anon, kicking Adderall as a habit is one of the harder things to do. With enough abuse it might take your body years to go back to normal.
Yeah now wait until the comedown after a few days.
Enjoy the most hellish depression of your life. You'll be lucky to even get out of bed.
>rushes
Enjoy your tolerance build up, eventual withdrawal and being labeled as an addict by doctors.
Anyone else feel fundamentally broken?
>try to pick up new hobbies but give up way too easily
>terrible attention span doesn't help trying to do something new
>have terrible anxiety when thinking of being intimate with someone, can't think of ever actually doing it
>have serious anxiety when in public, feel like everyone is staring, only feel safe when home
>barely even have energy to eat or drink something...
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>>28979694
yeah. i know all those feels. and it's like everything i touch gets ruined. i'm 23. it doesn't help that all my friends are living better lives, are better people than me
>>28979694
I have all of those things OP. I hardly feel human any more.
Only time I feel ok in public is walking quietly on my own. Otherwise I get agitated constantly.
Lost weight because I can hardly drag myself out of bed to eat any more, even more skinny than usual.
I've almost forgotten how to talk to other people. Even if I met a potential gf what would I say? Why should she try to help me? I've accepted my genetics don't deserve to be passed on.
Quit being whiny little bitches, grow a pair, stop being poor, and stop being unattractive. It's like you're not even trying. GUH!!!
> pic very related
I need a good pickup line for this Tinder match.
I'll post results if you give me something good.
Lemme see dat ass
*le wild gentleman appears*
Hello [her name] XD *adjusts tie*
I'm [your name] *wipes sweat off brow*
>>28980010
That's a quite realistic RL scenario
HE FUCKING DID IT.
HE ACTUALLY DID IT!
THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN!
>>28979622
Screenshot
# thread anything???
>>28979644
I didn't cap the thread but it was that one guy last night in Cali said he was "going to do it."
>>28979622
Is this actually happening?
I want to prevent some "lelunderage" posting. 19 y.o there, in my country high school is longer, so I will have my prom night next week.
Simple question, everybody can't stop bitching about "most important day in my life", "I will miss you all so much" and that it's a must for everyone.
But why should I go there in the first place?
>My best and only friend fucked off to USA for next two months
>My parents told me they have no time so I will have to go there completely...
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Mine was fun but I also went with my other loser friends who didn't have dates. It was also hosted in a 5 star hotel and we had the ballroom and roof top aces with 2 live bands
>>28979594
I would go if I actually had somebody to go with. In the last year for some reason I stopped talking to anybody and didn't even go to classes. I mean final exams went fine with great notes, but that's it. My only contact to others was due to my best friend, who for some unknown reason is typical dude-bro king and tried to at least do with me something as often as possible seeing my miserable state.
>>28979522
I went to a tiny alternative school for autists so it was pretty okay, there were only about fifty people and the food was good
>got offered a job working as a camp councler because I know the head of the camp
>accepted it a while back because I was in a good mood and though I could do it
>just spend all this year as a useless neet
>arrived last night
>everyone is a fucking normie except they're all that quirky lol so random type
>all the girls are stacies with tatoos and nose piercings
>no...
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Play spiderland for them
These kind of people are really accepting usually. Just try to rein in the autism a tiny bit. Make an effort and try to hang out with them, even if you just hover in the background and don't say anything. Odds are they'll make an effort to include you.
>>28979420
>not taking advantage to hook up with some hot lolis or shotas
This is a blessing in disguise OP
>beeing on 4chan
>unironically hating japan
is there anything worse?
Yeah - the Japanese
>being western
>unironically liking Asian culture
>>28980081
>Yeah - the Japanese
under-rated post.
is it true that female bullies are ten-fold worse?
do tall grills get bullied by femlettes?
Doubt it, I think female victims are just more vocal about it so it seems like it's worse
Girls prefer psychological torment, which can be more detrimental to young people than physical violence. Wounds heal, you're psyche doesnt.
>>28979725
this
oregano famigliette
I just did 20 push ups for the first time in my life
How?
I had to do 3 reps of 20 every gym class in primary school...
>>28979353
I never did gym, they would make you shower naked with everyone else
the teacher would watch everyone to "make sure they showered"
>>28979233
That didn't sound like an achievement so I just tried doing 1
I went down like a clown
Has anyone tried lithium?
How does it feel?
>>28979228
Smug Pepe has. If you were asking for non-fictional characters, I have no idea.
>>28979228
bipolar patient here
Been on lithium for about a year now. It's effective but not noticeable.
It's a salt which means it's well tolerated, so don't let people tell you it's a harsh drug.
I'm on 450mg twice daily and it helps but I still have a benzo for panic attacks.
>>28979228
lithium orotate?