is there any possible improvement of your life that would be better than a qt pure totally loyal and virgin gf ?
>>29000908
>totally loyal
Do they even exist?
A bullet to the head would be nice
Having the motivation to care about my hobbies and ambitions again.
Why the fuck don't more black woman look like this?
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1464713423500.webm
>>29000877
Because the majority of Black girls are ugly.
Webm related though, this video I watch over and over, wish I had source.
bump for black qt girls
>>29001065
>majority of black girls are ugly
>posts an ugly black girl without any curves, and has small tits
well done lad.
Any robot down to fuck my tight boi pussy or something like that?
Pic is 2dqt
>>29000859
Yeah sure no problem
You wouldn't happen to be in Texas, would you?
>>29000883
If you want to hit me up with your contact info we can arrange this.
>>29000901
No sorry friend. I reside in the great white north.
today we will be learning the glorious language of korean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usnBCakV2dc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXjYWiEj2vk
>>29000725
sign me up senpai, I've got drugs, I've got books, and I've got to learn this fucking language.
>>29000860
that's good, learning a new language will help you be more successful.
also korean is really easy to learn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9_BmcUk_Xs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFS3StqDg8g
>>29000913
Probably, my biggest problem is ambition. It's about time I get back on the wagon though, it feels weird recognizing a good sum of korean characters without understanding any vocabulary.
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who here /darkcircles/ ?
what do you think when you see dark circles on someone? is it a big deal to you?
Take care of your skin robofriend
>dark circles
>tfw no sleepy looking bf to cuddle
I do. I just have very thin skin, nothing I can do about it.
It made me VERY self conscious for like a year or so. Now I don't care that much any more, I can't change it anyway.
>2016
>not having a black boyfriend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpNg4Hg8gSM
>>29000537
>2016
>being a massive faggot
>>29000537
that's racist, is he equating him to shit?
why has every gay guy ive ever met been flamboyant and/or looked like a potato
where are the normal acting non-potato looking gay men
>on the bus home from psychiatrist, got perscribed sertraline and xanax
>sitting at the back of the bus, hugging my bag, seat next to me is empty
>in fact the whole bus is empty until a 30-something raggedy man gets on
>shifty sad eyes, dressed a bit off, looking down a lot
>he walks straight to the back of the bus, and stops hesitantly next to the only other passenger... Me.
>Holds on to the pole next to my seat for a good minute
>scans my seat, and finally looks around the bus.
>does not sit down next to me
>the bus window is open, its a hot day
>wind blowing my long blonde hair around like its one of those wacky wavy inflatable tube men things
>feel some resistance, usually the hair would pull equally to all sides
>slowly turn head, pretending to look out the window
>our raggedy friendo has sat behind me
>he is leaning forward, eyes closed, big grin, letting my hair tickle his face
> too autismo to say anything about it
>slowly turn around, wait a minute and tuck my hair to one side.
Tbh I would have talked to him, if I wasn't on edge cause of the psychiatrist visit. Felt like I could easily cheer him up. (And apparently I did)But the hair thing was too damn weird.
Why do you do these things?
Hey OP Ive been on sertraline for about a month and its made a massive difference to me, the only side affect is it makes it really hard for me to climax.
I have done something like that before but the bus was crowded so it was less obvious
>>29000561
I just started taking it, hoping it works. Any experiences with xanax? I want to take it when meeting people (for muh anxieties) but I don't want to look clearly drugged out
ok, this will be quite long, so I have to split:
>20 yo, tired to be a virgin, I want to know what sex feels like
>go to an escort, she's a petite egyptian
>can't get it up...
>basically paid $100 for a blowjob with a condom on a soft dick
>I didn't feel anything and I'm still a virgin
>22 yo, I want to give it another try
>go...
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>23 yo, I think I'm ready now!
>go to another escort, she's greek, a bit chubby but I'm very attracted this time
>she does a way better job than the others: deepthroat, balls-licking, french kissing, etc
>and yet, I don't feel anything so I'm half hard during the blowjob and get soft when it's time to fuck her
>so I didn't, I'm still a virgin
>$135 bucks...
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>25 yo, ok, this time let's try it at home, I'll be more comfortable
>I also asked my doctor for viagra pills so I'm READY
>I hire another blonde escort, small tits, but the cutest so far
>she sucks me but as usual, I don't feel anything.
>thanks to the pills, I'm hard enough to 'fuck' her
>so I try to, in doggy and missionary but I don't feel anything.
>And I suck at it too: I'm so slow she tells me I can go harder if I want - but I couldn't
>she tries to blow me until I come, but I don't and the hour has passed so we stop
>she gives me her phone number so I don't have to go through the agency (eh, someone like me is easy money for her)
>$280 (+ the pills) and no orgasm
>2016, June, 26 yo
>Feeling horny enough to try another time
>but I already know it will most likely suck, but I'm desperate to have some human contact
What should I do? When will I experience really good sex? Am I doomed to be sexless?
Stop fapping. Holy shit.
How do we get the normalfags off of /r9k/?
Not possible. They're here to stay.
It's too late. It started with b, now our grounds are crawling with them. We must migrate to a new stronghold until the infestation of normalfags has found its way there.
4chan is normalshit board nowdays
>oh hey. It's 6:30 AM. Let me go try to choke down more of this poison to stave off the after-affects of drinking this same poison last night.
Is anyone else /horriblealcoholic/ here? I'm not even functional- it's ruining my life. I seriously don't understand my lack of self-control- I feel like an intelligent and cogent person except when it comes to this.
Stopped drinking and started smoking double as much weed, couldn't be happier OP, tried to drink some vodka and sprite last night which used to be one of my drinks of choice and couldnt get it down it was so nasty
Fuck waking up in the morning feeling like spongebob without water senpai. Weed allday
>>29000419
Thank you for your response senpai. I actually have always had the feeling that your advice is right- I've been a pothead and I was SO much happier and healthier than I am now! Why the FUCK are our laws so retarded? I hope I can go score some weed today.
Yeah I drink way too much as well. Always starts out as "I will just have a couple of beers" and ends up with me getting absolutely shit faced.
Need to learn some self control.
No idea how to get weed so that isn't really an option sadly.
If you had a child, how would you raise him to not become a robot?
plesase respondado :s
Expose him largely to patrician tastes and redpill him on everything early on so the revelations aren't as painful when he's out of high school. Give him a good deal of leeway with spending money and investing. Make up some masculine initiation plan e.g. certain age to get a gun. Limit his access to porn to softcore only but maybe hire an escort for him to lose his virginity if he wants it.
support his childhood desires. if he/she wants to do sports, i will try to get them into sports. if they want to learn piano, i'll try to support it, instead of saying it can't be done.
i think i realized i lack confidence in the 6th grade when time came around for basketball try-outs and i was too wussy to try out.
Can you guys describe what it is like to not have ever had sex.
I hadn't gone without sex for longer than a month since I was 16. All I could remember was being anxious, moody and somewhat depressed.
It feels like the forth ring of hell in the inferno, where you turn into a living tree.
Depends on your life situation.
Most robots who sit around here as NEETs/otherwise friendless virgins really don't have to worry about it too much, because they're not in contact with the normie world. Sex and relationships, for them, only exist through the computer screen. Their number 1 problem is that they need to gain a life purpose and a social life before they can think about sex.
There are a small subset of robots here however, like myself, who are normal looking and have social lives, yet are kissless virgins. THAT is a hellish existence.
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It's hard to explain because I have nothing to compare it to.
I guess it's kind of like when every one is going to a party that you're not invited to, and they keep going on about this party all the time. At first you're upset because you want to go to the party, feel accepted and see what all the fuss is about.
Later you mostly accept that you're just not a party guy and parties are something for other people, not you.
fembots, have you ever imagined having sex with an animal?
Do you find the degradation of such aprimal act arousing, being target of such mindless, bestial lust?
>>29000335
Dont give ''''''''fem'''''''''''''''bots''''''''' any more attention then they already have
You already made this thread but as a "subtle" guys ask girls.
Keep it down to one beastboi
>>29000335
Yes but only dogs. I don't see it as degrading. Men usually do, but I can see why.
>Devastating
Why does john green write books for teen girls with such weak male characters and then calls us mentally ill?
>>29000325
I like cereals
>>29000325
Its a reflection of himself.
Petite bourgeois trash that's first against the wall. Please fucking die you awful cuck.
John green cannot write