I want to move a bunch of Robots in a house, we all get decent jobs, and live as happy folk.
Is that too much to ask for?
>>29005755
No, but it's too much for you to actually do.
This dream predates you by centuries but it never gets done because you like to make noise about your dreams more than you actually care about the dream itself
dumb tripfag
>>29005755
Hey nigger what's the status of that gaymen server you were talking about? We were gonna play halo ce n shit man what happened. No steam group?
>>29005934
I have to move out and get a job and stuff now, a place with better internet. I do still plan to host those services for the r9k and Redpilgrim community though.
Thank you for reminding me
>das Gefuhl wenn keine freundin
ich will nur den succ alter
>>29005720
Gesundheit to you as well, Herr Anon
>>29005720
SIEK HAIL
How do women generally feel about the sheer obsessiveness and insane "depth" of men's lust for them?
Just being a relatively average woman, there are men who would treat every article of your worn clothing like a sacred fucking object. There are men who think your sweat, musk, even just your body heat are the most amazing things in the universe. Hell, there are men who would drink your piss, eat your shit, even lick the dirt off your boots just because they're YOUR boots.
What is it like being on the receiving end of that?
>>29005571
Makes you feel like an object.
>>29005669
Is that always a bad thing? When it's from a guy you love and who loves you, and/or in the heat of the moment, is it any different?
>>29005777
Those men don't love the woman they love their projected ideas of her. They want to posses her as if she were an object.
>almost 19 and still never had a girlfriend
It's getting almost aggressive now
NICe b8 m8 lelellelelellel
>>29005488
I can be your internet girlfriend anon
>>29005488
>almost 21 and still KV
I'm getting almost dead now.
What does /r9k/ think about this album? I'm very curious to know how robots feel about it.
>>29005480
I love it, unironically, ironically, pre-ironically and post-ironically. I especially like Communist Daughter and Holland 1945, but my personal favourite is the song In the Aeroplane over the Sea. All in all, it's a perfect album.
I really like the album, infact the title song is in my top 5 songs of all time. However I like the memes that cane from the album more than I liked the album itself.
>>29005480
It's pretty good. But most people probably hate it or don't understand the appeal, especially here on this autismboard.
>why don't you just get a job first, anon?
>it'll help get you a gf
how do i do that bud?
>>29005416
What's with roasties and chokers
well what do you think I have been doing? I've been applying to places with no luck.
Please get on omegle and chat with this bored and depressed anon.
Don't forget to reee and skip when you see a roastie.
Tags:
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r9komegle
omegler9k
>tfw Indians believe all blackboxes are roasties
>>29005398
posting again to see if chess-playing hash-smoking chad w/ the great smile from Denmark(?) still wants to add the "autist" girl from last night
Will join.
>>29006134
kek I've talked to that guy earlier as well
Anyone have pain in the ass parents?
>have 600 dollars saved
>mother steals 400 of it
>"it is the least you can do for me anon XDDDD"
>she gets a telemarketing job
>buys a brand new PC with my money for her job
>am a poorfag who has to settle with a cheap phone because my pc broke
>FURIOUS.jpg
>confront about...
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>tfw you accidentally tripfag
Wew. I guess you guys know one of the reasons I live in a swamp.
A $400 PC sounds like shit tbqh
>>29005436
I hope it is shit. She stole my money to buy one.
I know I'm extremely late to the party and all, but I only just got around to reading elliot's manifesto. Why is it that fathers are so oblivious to the stupid shit their daughters do in school. Even when it was right in front of monique's father's face, he still denied it to the bitter end. General women hate thread too, I guess.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/dad-daughter-devastated-named-elliot-rodger-manifesto-article-1.1805983
>>29005327
Monette* not "Monique". My bad.
>>29005327
He was cucked by a door. Killed zero chads and zero stacies. Rot in hell, mongrel.
>>29005327
A lot of men think that communication is the foundation of relationship when it's desire who makes it all happen. If she doesnt desire you, you can end it all.
>fat cosplay
Why is this allowed?
It's not, feed her to your dogs
>>29005310
>Being that fat in general
This shouldn't be a thing
>>29005310
What's it supposed to be? A fucking bison?
Listen up, this is all you need to know about how to get women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDqQCjkuxuo
>>29005202
Murderers get all the chicks
>>29005202
>Imblying anyone her would get a girl
>>29005228
This. Literally every shooting spree killer gets tons of women attention. If Elliot would be alive, he'd be swimming in pussy.
>tfw no kawal honoring, tubig drinking, eleksyon voting, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, salamin shattering, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling,...
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>>29005188
Good to see you again anon
originale commente
>>29005188
My man! Welcome back nigga.
>>29005188
Extremely slappable face desu, looks like a very annoying person.
This meme is also very bad.
I'm thinking about stalking a girl. I'm a pretty normal guy but I'm a bored NEET so I thought this might be fun. I just found a random girl on Twitter and she has thousands of nonsense post with no retweets or likes. I'm going to go to her apartment and give her a bag of chips because she likes that. Is this a good idea?
Pic related, it's her.
>>29005181
>pretty normal guy
>bored NEET
>thought this might be fun
lol
you're already becoming a weirdo
>>29005568
>you're already becoming a weirdo
Yeah but I figure if I'm aware that I'm being weird, it's not as weird. Like doing it ironically.
Where's Spock?
who /fordyce spots/ here?
>>29005156
me. banged three girls, none of them noticed or commented.
I've got them, honestly I only ever notice them right after I shave or if I use baby oil on muh dick.
Shame that my dick will never look handsome, but at least its thick
>>29005156
i made the mistake of picking more than a few and now ive got some ugly scars there
I just had the worst weekend of my life. Things have been going really well lately, but I think I used up my quota of good fortune because things have been fucked since that weekend. I thought I was past this. It just infuriates me that I seem to make the same old mistakes no matter how many times I feel like I've changed.
I'm not looking for answers, /r9k/, just commiseration. So who else here is feeling /shit/?
>>29005137
I don't have any advice. Just keep trying until you get somewhere, I guess
>>29005137
There is something you're not paying attention to or running away from. Figire it out and face it headlong, attack it.
>>29005730
That's true, but it's not the kind of situation I can face like that. I could end up making it worse if I'm not careful.