Why do traps like this type of skirt?
They see it in porn, which is where men get their ideas of how women are.
>>29006450
Because they are trying to attract straight guys and straight guys like those skirts?
Seems plausible but I can't guarantee it.
because they can lift it up with their hard femcocks
Guys 5'10" and under, how do you cope with life?
>>29006391
there is no such thing as too tall
>iFunny
Someday.
I'm not even 5'2 fuck my life
So, next semester we will have lots of courses where you're supposed to make group assignments. And these groups are to be formed on our own.
I have no friends. So I have to do assignments alone. Which would be great if it wasn't for presentations. Am I supposed to go up in front of everyone alone?
;____;
Don't screw yourself, all you gotta do is walk up to a group and say ,"hey can I join?".
If your lucky you can get in with the pretty people and get some snizz on the side
>>29006518
I tried it before and people say no, ignore me, or say they are full.
Working alone is the ideal, even for presentations. You don't have to worry about people fucking up their parts or saying something stupid. Just use notecards and practice multiple times beforehand. Practicing does wonders for presentations, I'm serious.
>tfw no mommy gf with a big fat butt to stuff my face into and sniff at the end of the day
It isnt fair
>>29006291
>BRRRRRRRRRR
>PFFFFPSSS plt
braaaap nash y'all.
>>29006386
>BRRRRR
>not BRAAAAPBRAPRAP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXmjQGE6yEY
black people are fucking hilarious, they always act like fucking victims and cry about no one liking them.
>>29006230
That ad itself is a parody of an earlier ad made by Italian cuckolds where the exact opposite thing happens.
Based Chinks, you have to give it to them for this one.
>>29006230
>they always act like fucking victims and cry about no one liking them.
You just described the purpose and existence of /r9k/
Are the blacks the most sensitive and butt hurt race in existence?
rhetorical question
>he breathes like a virgin!
Is it true, can girls sense that? Maybe it's why I'm struggling
>he invests in real estate like a virgin!
>>29006177
>he eats like a virgin!!
I wonder who could be behind this.
http://www.europarl.europa.eu/meetdocs/2009_2014/documents/libe/dv/11_revframework_statute_/11_revframework_statute_en.pdf
Section 7. Penal Sanctions
(a) The following acts will be regarded as criminal offences punishable as aggravated crimes:
(i) Hate crimes as defined in Section 1(c).
(ii) Incitement to violence against a group as defined in Section 1(a).
(iii) Group libel as defined in Section 1(b).
(iv) Overt approval of a totalitarian ideology, xenophobia or anti-Semitism.
(v) Public...
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>>29006157
>(b)Juveniles convicted of committing crimes listed in paragraph (a) will be required to undergo a rehabilitation programme designed to instill in them a culture of tolerance.
jesus fucking christ
>>29006208
ARE YOU CULTURALLY ENRICHED YET GOY?
kek this is hilarious
get fucked /pol/
What actually happens inside a nightclub? Has anybody been and had a good time? Who did you go with, what was it like? Are girls really different inside a club?
I remember hearing college stories about totally average, normally boring chicks getting fingerblasted in the club.
tfw when you're suddenly too old to go to the club and you've never even been.
The one or two times I've been to a club I've been too busy having a minor panic attack thanks to all of the noise and the crowding to pay attention to any details.
I'm just not cut out for the Normie life.
>>29006130
Girls allow guys to do whatever they want to them in clubs if they are drunk enough
>>29006130
It's not some fucking sex fest, it's just a bunch of guys and girls dancing and drinking. A few of them approach one another, some make out, even less do shit like fingerbanging. It's not that interesting desu.
>tfw just got a gf
>she's a virgin, doesn't smoke, isn't overweight or ugly
>2 years younger than me
I used to think that I'd be stuck like this forever, but you guys really just need to keep an open mind, and someone will be interested in you. Nobody is completely unlikeable.
Thank you Anon, i really needed to hear that.
>>29006080
how old are you op and were you virgin?
>>29006080
Genuinely feel happy for you anon, I hope it pans out for you two.now get the fuck off my board ree ect.
>Be pizza Delivery driver
>Regularly deliver pizza to older women who is fairly attractive
>Manager says she requests me specifically if I am working
>Jokes that she wants my dick
Well yesterday she opened the door topless and I was too autistic to do anything other then become a nervous wreck.
If it happens again should I make my move or do you guys think its a trap?
>>29005946
You should definitly go for it.
you wouldnt be able to get it up anyway you limpdicked faggot.
There was a story another pizza delivery anon posted about an elderly woman. He ended up in her will and got everything when she died.
i accidentally. what should i do?
Do the thing man. That always worked for me
>>29005932
beg forgiveness from your Maker so that your soul does not suffer eternal torture in the fiery pit
You gotta do the thing, that fixes it.
This is the life you chose.
>>29005930
No. I wish I had an apartment that nice.
>>29005930
It's just a stepping stone to a better life, senpai.
>>29005940
pic unrelated my friend
Who's eatin?
not me
no money
out of food
get paid tomorrow
What kind of pizza matey?
Just had some beef ramen noodles and a hame snandwich.
>>29005802
Just had some left over blueberry pie and mashed potatoes from the restaurant I work at. Feel sick now
Pic unrelated.
>Be me
>Gym class
>Changing.gif
>Chadette comes up to me
>Touches cock
>Whoa anon, so soft and big
>Wtf.jpg
>Whoa anon, I like how it gets hard when I touch it
>Panic.mp5
>Escape changing rooms
>CALL ME ANON...
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>>29005782
We all know it was Chad, not Chadette. ;)
>things that never never ever happened
>>29005782
i bet op liked it when chad touched his dick
Seriously whose idea was it to reenable the robot?
The experiment failed hard and /r9k/ is never going to be used for its original purpose, ever. No point in trying to force the robot on us aside from providing a minor annoyance to the userbase
>>29005765
What was it about before?
>>29006040
Supposed to generate original content after /b/ became devoid of any whatsoever, but it devolved into sad frog spam, feels, and everything that we love today.
>>29006086
Ah, Shitty fate.