>Tfw have a date
we were just talking and it seemed very normal and non-romantic but shit got real and she wants to go on a date
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this shit isn't supposed to happen to robots im a fucking loser with no social skills
my text game is weak too. i was struggling to even communicate with her
>>29013200
>no social skills
Well if you don't believe in yourself she obviously does, play along for a bit and see how it goes.
>>29013200
>meet up for a drink or dinner
>keep your cool
>start off with small talk (if you meet at the cafe or whatever the place is, you can ask her if she had trouble finding the place etc)
>order your drinks/ food
>ask sincere questions, stuff you really want to know about her
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>>29013200
Intentionally fuck up your date just to make a point.
why is everything about vagina so disgusting
>>29013137
it's not a feminine penis
>>29013137
Roasties. That's the problem.
>>29013137
because youre gay, probably
Post funny images, robots
The fuck is that? Is that the central nervous system? Holy shit, I didn't know we have that many nerves.
>>29013339
That's not even close to the full amount, that's just all the major ones.
>>29013430
What kind of texture do they have? Slimy ? Are they fragile?
tfw call transwomen masculine pronouns on purpose
Who /a big jerk/?
>>29013066
I do that too.I hurt them before they hurt me since I'm just another orbiter in their eyes.
>>29013066
then you watch shemale porn and squeeze your lemon wildy before you queef all over your own stomach, am i right
>>29013066
>trans''''''''''women''''''''''''
Shitlords originally.
Does it really make a difference what I wear if I have a 1/10 face? I want to dress better but I think it would be a wasted effort.
Yeah it does. I know some ugly fucking people that get saved big time by dressing right. It's a lot of work though, just make it your hobby for a while.
You should wear a paper bag over your face.
define "1/10 face". sometimes people with asymmetrical or otherwise strange facial features can look very good in the right clothes.
Never forget. Rockin' Rob 1983 - 2016
RIP :(
>>29012993
i feel bad about this
on one hand this was the creamiest meme of 2016, but on the other he probably an hero'd
>>29013135
All he had to do was close the damn laptop, but he had to keep digging himself into a deeper hole. The autism was unfathomable, but I do feel bad for little rockin robby :( That shit could not have gone worse
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28998192/
For anyone who missed the downfall the great ROCKIN' ROBBY
How do I get people to give me money? Like I legitimately need help with medical bills not stupid shit like stuff to impress dumb Chads or sex toys or something retarded like that.
The idea of orbiters just makes me Ill. I couldn't take advantage of people.
>>29012954
KiII yourself roast
>>29013175
I have a loli pussy, yo
>>29012954
>I couldn't take advantage of people.
>How do I get people to give me money
does not compute
>tfw not the type of depression where you sleep 14 hours a day
>can sleep 6 at max
iktf
forever cursed with 2-3 hour naps.
>>29012945
That's anxiety and depression, I suffer from it as well, ten times worse then just having depression
I have nothing anymore today I finally lost interest in anime my last escape I'm not sure if I'm going make it guys.
ITT: We pretend that we are all friends/ Have friends.
>>29012928
*shits myself*
>>29012928
hey guys! How's it goin'
what do you wanna do tonight?
currently I want to die but I have too much brainfog and not enough energy to research effective suicide methods. how are you today my friend?
ironically saw the sandy hook thread as i was about to post this
i wish we had a board like /tinfoil/
talk about some favs, give some information
just learned about the ants cult today: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcsFzm4QpxI
>i wish we had a board like /tinfoil/
/x/ fampai
posting some basic shit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyatlov_Pass_incident
http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Crisis_actor
>>29012780
/x is bretty good
guys I fuCKING HATE MY LIFE. I want to kill myself, but...
1) my dad keeps his gun at his law enforcement storage facility. there's no chance i'm getting in there w/o getting arrested.
2) my mom hid all the FUCKING KNIVES SO NOW I CANT slit anything... Anyone have any GOOD tutorials on how to remove the blade from a shaving razor? It's impossible to cut shit the way it is.
3) My mom and dad hid their car keys so I can't do the old "carbon monoxide" trick. If anyone can provide a source on fast-killing inhalants that would be swell.
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BUMP. PLEASE. /r/ WOULD SHIT on me FOR mAKING THESE REQUESTs.
shut the fuck up you edgy teen
dude. i'm being serious. I really want those tutorials. and I'm not leaving until I get an answer on how to off myself in MY SPECIFIC situation.
Who /rugby/ here?
>Run around and shit
>Fuck people up
>Stealthy stealthy self harm
>Tons of alcohol
>qts on the women team
Yeah I /rug/ in a local club. Lot of fun would recommend.
>Female rugby player
>qt
Nah.
>>29012747
If they're good then yeah, mad dykes and trolls. If they're bad though mad qts.
Here is a new /r9k/ minecraft server to replace the one that died a while ago.
IP: reeecraft.mchost.pro
Site: http://reeecraft.boards.net/
No whitelist, just come here and play.
Bump. Join Reecraft.
Bump for pictures.
Here are Reeecraft, we care about your Minecraft experience, that's why we have little tolerance for
- Thieves
- Griefers
- Normies
Reeecraft is the server for robots who require a different Mining experience. Perhaps you'd like to take a walk under the lake? Our Gardens provide the perfect mix of sanctuary and serenity.
Maybe you'd like to visit Gay Dubai? You don't have to be a rich Muslim to enjoy, oh no.
So what are you waiting for? Pay us a visit now.
Additionally, if you'd just like to hang out and enjoy this magnificent bunker we've been working on, feel free to help us.
Is eating 3 meals a day just a meme created by the bourgeoisie so us proletariats would give them money? For about a month now I've only ate 1-2 meals a day (usually just one) with some snacks mixed in. I'm saving a bunch of money, losing weight and I feel fine. Is there something I'm missing? Do you guys normally eat 3 wholesome meals in a day?
I eat one big meal a day for years and I'm fine.
>>29012679
I think its because historically everyone was active all day. The times when I've had to do manual labor all day, I can't go more a few hours without eating, but when I sit at home doing nothing, i might eat one thing.
>>29012679
does that mean that anemia is also a meme?
>just found out the qt girl at work I like has fucked 3 of my coworkers unprotected, one of which did anal
SHOT TO MY HEART
>>29012593
you took to long to make anything happen, good job anon-kun
>>29012593
AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
>>29012611
>making anything happen
c'mon man. we're all betas here.