Why do women write "I'm looking for a real relationship no fuccbois xDD" in their dating profiles yet statistics show that they only want to get used like fuckholes by one chad then jump to another when he's done using them?
What's the point?
They want a Chad who will stay with only them
>>29013553
they know it's pathetic to try to hook up online.
so they go to websites designed for hooking up and say "I just want friends ;P"
>What's the point?
There is none. Essentially, they are doing the same thing as swimming into the ocean, having cut their wrists open and wearing a swimsuit that says "no sharks please"
Instead of hiding inside your r9k-safe-zone-hug-box-echo-chamber you could be taking the fight to the normie frontlines like this brave robot. Pussies.
>>29013515
>women want a black guy
No they don't.
>>29013515
Black dude with some top tier bantz
>>29013564
I have met black guy obsessed blondes.
But only blondes. It is a pattern I'd rather never having recognized. Why do blondes obsessed over black guys and their mixed babies? They're not that aesthetic ffs.
4pm Albert park at the statue of Queen Victoria Auckland robotswe'll all have friends soon :3
>>29013498
I don't know what to fucking expect 2bh
see you guys here, better man up and come
>>29014416
Uhhhhhh *gulp*
I started a google drive
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B2zr3Cao85X6WFcwaDg3dmxxSUE&usp=sharing
Oh yeah someone post the tier list please. And try to get all the people from the original thread involved.
>am fag who made this art
>>29013495
I was the timekeeper, the one who'll be able to rewind time.
Glad to see again this topic
>>29013495
Mr. Noble here. Did you by chance get around to doing that sketch? If not, it's coolI'm the most leniant supervillain ever
>>29013495
Excellent OP, welcome back!
how's your day/ evening going?
>Hey, Anon, what did you dress up as? We can't tell!
>>29013479
Uhhhhhh
Uhhhhhh
The cast of the little mermaid, Donny from the big Lebowski and a phone.
Mr. Hyde
>>29013479
the only moderately attractive one is in a wheel chair
fuck
>>29013562
true robot material
>thanks for accompanying me out into the forest anon, its so nice to see nature! you're not planning on raping me or anything while were out here, are you?
Your response, r9k?
*Puts on my robe and wizard hat.*
>>29013439
Girl that's a fucking weird ass specific question. I'm going home and when I get there Imma get a good ass alibi with my friends before you tryna lie to some cops that I raped you or some shit.
Stop being delusional on the internet. Not a single sane woman talks like that.
I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF PEOPLE POSTING ABOUT TRAPS ON /R9K/ JESUS CHRIST
THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR YEARS AND EVERYONE SEEMS TO BE OKAY WITH IT.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU ALL HAVE A PROBLEM.
>>29013423
youre the one with the problem
>>29013423
My problem is that I don't have a QT short-haired 5'8 dominant (but no anal) trap gf yet
>>29013423
It's getting worse. Astroturfing by /lgbt/ and other gay websites
Fellow 5.5s, how are you getting along? How do you cope with the fact that no woman will ever want to be with you?
>>29013363
I have transcended any desire for human intimacy. Now, as a newly born superior lifeform, I am able to live life totally independent of the sexual and romantic drives that dictate the lives of most men; I am finally free.
>>29013363
It doesn't really matter since even if I was tall I'd still be an ugly as fuck loser.
I'm probably also too much of an autist to form a long standing relationship with anyone. I pretty much lost all ability to care desu.
>>29013363
>tfw been on this board too long cant tell if talking about height or dick size
Who ya got my niggas?
>>29013350
Golden state will fuck up lebrons overrated pussy ass.
The GS lightskin warriors
>>29013350
dubs ftw easy
Ok so for the past couple of months I've been obesessing over this girl on the bus. She's perfect; short hair, small tits, a lot like the girl in the pic. I can't help but stare at her, fantasising about her, wanting her. Problem is, she's about 15. What do?
(I'm 19 btw)
>>29013334
First things first, how attractive are you?
>>29013394
I'm not very attractive no.
>>29013394
Fairly attractive, I'd say 7-8/10
>>29013421
The fuck are you doing?
OFFICIAL SPURDO THREAD
POST ONLY THE RAREST SPURDO'S
>>>/s4s/
now go
>>29014325
THERE MUST BE A BUG BECAUSE THERE IS NO SPURDO ATTACHED TO YOUR POST
>tfw you finally work up the courage to ask a girl out for the first time in a decade despite the mental mountain that is the depression, social anxiety, low self esteem and general pessimism only to learn she's already taken...
when will life give me a break...
when will life giveup its sick sense of humor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CzcOcBb_ms&list=PLsyUqeBXSKXl2XxL_TBLWcmj-KO3Vqw-S&index=227
>>29013305
>not casually asking about her current relationship status before asking her out
You're just retarded, no pity party for you shithead.
Are you that rocker steve dude that wrote that song from earlier today?
>>29013335
she just met him
>>29013392
no,
>be sitting around in public
>random fucking loli sits next to me
>says nothing
>can't say anything because people will think I'm pedo
>can't stay sitting because because people will think I'm pedo
>get up and walk away, she follows me
>hide in men's bathroom
I'M STILL HIDING IN THE BATHROOM WHAT DO I DO
same thing happened to me after I watched this one video. I'm dead now.
abuse piglets.
If she's still out there, just fast-walk away from her. If she tails you, just make a run for it before you're branded as a sexual predator.
Boyfriend and I plan on spending the weekend together. This means we're going to be sleeping together for the first time and possibly having sex. I was thinking of playing some music.
The songs will play in this order. Tell me what you think.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Song Title - Artist
~~~~~~~~~~~~
foreplay
Lisa Frank 420 - Macintosh Plus
A Real Hero - College
oral
Body Ache - Purity Ring
Let It Be - Blackmill
insertion/him on top:
I Found - Amber Run
I like the way this is going - Eels
I Felt Your Shape - The...
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Not only are you gay, but also autistic.
Never before have I witnessed this level of autism. Good lord.
>>29013258
U r a fag desu.
How do we fix marriage?
>>29013251
What's wrong with marriage? First we must know what the problem is (and its source), then we can move on to discussing the solution.
>>29013251
Get one of those "You don't get all my shit" contracts and done
Marriage, as sad to say it as it is, is an outdated instituton. It can't be saved.