Some of you told me to pick up some hobbies, so tell me about them and we discuss them (friendly) here.
Oh and with hobbies I mean anything besides drugs, 4chan and masturbation, I already do these things.
Oh and I have have to ask you for forgiveness for my shitty english, not a native speaker.
>Not painting Warhammer 40k figures
what are you doing with your life
>>29932008
I did, imperial guard (only faggots call them astra militarum), but I have no one to play with and no local gw store in my shitty home town, so its not worth the money
mu dik muhfugga
is that the girl always posted in qt threads I can't remember her name
>tfw no quirky dark haired gf
>tfw am quirky dark haired gf
>>29932395
Be my gf instead
thanks
>>29932448
but im really gay
There is literally nothing wrong with liking cuck porn.
>>29931443
I dont care if its right or wrong
fuckelstein
All porn except that recorded by you is cuck porn
You're jerking your peckershaft to someone else plowing a chick
Only cucks would do that and anyone who argues against this is clearly salty and in denial :)
>>29931443
Jokes on you faggot, nigger sperm is white!
Where do you all live? What kind of home do you live in? Who do you live with?
What do you care man?
tfw living in a small ass 1,102 sqft townhouse with only 4 bedrooms and 2.5 baths. Also living with mom, dad, and my older sister. There are house centipedes in the basement.
Meanwhile all of my friends live in huge mansion and it's just them and their parents. I wish I was an only child and I wish we weren't poor.
I want to kill myself. This is my small ass living room.
>>29931372
Trust me. I care a lot. I really really really care, so please share.
>tfw roommates periodically knock on my door to make sure I'm still alive
>tfw I have to open the door
>>29931291
>tfw apartment mates are in the kitchen eating and laughing together
>tfw now I can't use the bathroom until they leave
why do they do this? Don't they know I've been holding it for hours? Can't they just eat in their room and be berry quiet like me
>>29932661
Pee in bottles and pour it out the window at night.
>>29932705
No just pour it into the toilet at night. But you have to make sure that you have it "hidDen" on your way to the bathroom, so there is no chance that someone sees you walking around with a bottle of pee at night.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would you change anon?
My hair loss. I just want to keep my hair...
I could put up with all the other stupid shit if I had enough money to reliably live on for the rest of my life. Fat chance I'll ever get that, though. I can't find a job anywhere. My roommates are tired of my shit and they've kept me out of next year's lease, so I've got like a month and a half left here and then I don't really know what I'm gonna do.
>>29931287
My sex. Plz give me a set of both genitals and have them function perfectly.
I'M SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF THIS WEBSITE, EVERY-TIME I REPLY TO SOMEONES POST THEY NEVER SAY ANYTHING BACK AND EVER-TIME I MAKE A POST NOBODY EVER EVER EVER COMMENTS
I'M SICK OF THIS SHIT SO EVERYBODY WHO REPLY'S TO THIS FUCKING THREAD IS GOING TO GET A (YOU)
I DON'T CARE HOW LONG IT'LL TAKE BUT I'M GOING TO TRY TO RESPOND TO EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU FUCKERS
(YOU)S HERE GET YOUR FRESH (YOU)S HERE
>>29931284
Here you go buddyzgzgzhsgssjbsvsgsH
>>29931284
I want one!! Please anon!! :(
>>29931284
i got one for you right here man
>tfw when you have to join the army
>>29931219
WiII you work in the mess hall?
>>29931219
>tfw
>that feel when
>that feel when when you have
>IDIOT
Under educated grunt detected
>>29931303
propably in armoured brigade
https://youtu.be/Tja6_h4lT6A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Bb8VCfn014
>>29931205
Literallly lmaod
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00pkNz0SgX4
obvious answer
ITT:We trigger robots
original fucking comment nigger
>>29930997
robot here
why would this trigger us? this seems more like something that would trigger /pol/
You just sound like a pissed off jew OP
>>29930997
this wont trigger true robots
it will only infiltrate /pol/ invaders
if they hate degenerates so much, then why do they spend all their free time bitching on 4chan and invading other boards?
So I have a question for you robots, at what point does a girl have too many sexual partners? Should we even bother if they had one already?
>>29930760
3 and you're out
>>29930760
I once knew a girl who had sex with over 60 men and 7 women, which was sad cause Ive only had sex with 4 women in my life. She had a really nice ass, so I probably would have slept with her if I wasnt just her orbiter.
I would say it depends on how hot they are vs how many partners they have had before saying if it was too much. In this chicks case, no.
>>29930760
I draw the line at 5, and I think that's being generous.
But I'm never getting gf anyway so it's pointless to consider.
>>29930731
Don't worry I'm there with you
>>29930731
absolutely do lad
unfortunately i keep offending every woman i talk to so theres no hope
>>29930938
I fantasize about being in my late 20s/early 30s and cuddling with a qt latina wife
Keep your dicks out of non whites. We need more white people. Save it for a white woman.
When was the last time you got caught fapping?
When I was like 8 I think
never bc am sneeki
When I saw the "easter" poster making /int/ a better board.
/From Robothood to Normiedom Progress Thread/
I'll start:
>quit drinking soda 6 months ago
>start lifting 2 months ago
>lose 30lbs
>6'4'' tall 210lbs today
>happier
>no longer depressed
>go on /fit/ now
>making good noob gains
>still no gf or friends
This could deliver some important info on how to leave robotdom.
So more stats are needed.
do you have a job?
How often do you go out?
What do you go out for?
what are your hobbies?
>>29930596
>convinced Im a robot
>realize I'm just a weak willed fuck and have convinced myself the world sucks
>circle jerk with a bunch of other people who have made themselves into losers
>realize r9k is basically satire even though people here genuinely believe the shit people post
>stop being a retard
>>29930636
yeah jus bee yourslef
>That'll be 2 bones, plus treat!
>>29930563
How about some yummy peanut butter?
>>29930563
>Heh, I don't think so kiddo..... Give me the pizza, and walk away slowly..
>>29930613
>"p-please sire ;_;"