>tfw no sleepwalker bf
>tfw no tomboy gf to play basketball with
>tfw no dogmatic bf
>tfw no quintessentially british bf
>good at public speaking
>useless at one-to-one talking
Who else?
>>29018082
>useless at public speaking
>useless at one to one talking
>useless at life
>>29018082
I have absolutely no problems orating / announcing / dictating to a large group of people, but talking with another person in a casual context is tortuously awkward. I'm just really bad at small talk and I hate having to engage in it.
>>29018082
>>29018850
this, 100%
I've been in front of literally hundreds of people, and so long as both me and the audience know on some level what's expected, even if what I'm saying is off the cuff, I have no problems
Once my parents and teachers realized I was good at it, I was forced to do public speaking/debating all through elementary school and highschool as a hopeful cure for my undiagnosed autism (I even represented my school at some international...
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YAAAAASSSS IN YOUR FACE, BIGOTS!!!
>>29018077
>Hello
>Address me as Shuttlecuck
>Please use: Cockless faggot, cockless faggot, cockless faggot's
Found the cuntwit
How do you even pronounce Hir, Xe (isn't this the same as Ze?), Xem and Xyrs?
>>29018077
This shit is really not funny anymore. It was hilarious at first now its just sad. These people need to put down like animals at the shelter. There is no reason for this to continue. A new low for humanity.
>Lets get naked, anon!
Only if you have hairy and lewd armpits, Anzu-chan
OK and while we're at it can I film you for r9k webms and endless (You)s?
actually lets jdimsa
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Would anyone like to join a Rabbit room filled with feIIow robots?
We wiII be playing comfy videos using strawpolls.
It's a free to use streaming room that doesn't require you to sign up.
It can hold up to 25 people.
Here's the room:
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ANTHEM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep_WIFJrCJM [Embed] [Embed]
Press LD at bottom to go to HD and bottom right for text chat. No mic or cams allowed.
Here's the /r9k/ rabbit skype group:
https://join.skype.com/qnus4lbHOtvA
Ballsack ninja.
Now playing: Shrim
meme movie has ended
now voting on new movie
>wake up
>still alive
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also tfw no friends
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jdimsa is such an old meme
>>29018795
not really it's a prettyg ood meme imo
>>29017955
Hey again,friend.
We both woke up today, apparently.
Another drunken lonely Friday. What are my fellow robots drinking tonight?
Saturday drinking for me
vodka
>>29017561
I suppose it's kind of Thursday night for me
>>29017548
PBR, rolling rock is pretty shit senpai but ayy what can ya do
Is a 5x5 inch dick bad? Most of my friends have 6 inch or longer dicks, I've been told my dick is thick but I'm insecure. Is my dick small? I'm uncut.
No, it's not bad. It's fairly normal.
>I'm uncut.
Lucky!
>>29017443
how do you know about your friends' dicks?
>>29017443
Yes.
below average length and girth
How fucked are you today, /r9k/?
I want to die more than anything.
It's only a matter of time before I'm diagnosed with schizoaffective disorder..
I've been fucked since day one.
>>29017401
Hang in there bud.
Cook some tea and be mindful of your great moments.
Life does suck but it's unfortunatly most likely all you've got. There've been strong people with your deck of cards that made something of themselves.
Think big, maybe going totally rogue in asia or becoming a farmer might be something for you, think drastic lifechanges.
Good luck/autist
THE MORE YOU IGNORE ME, THE CLOSER I GET
>>29016979
Until the restraining order creep.
>>29017005
YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME
I WAS HAPPY IN THE HAZE OF A DRUNKEN HOUR BUT HEAVEN KNOWS I'M MISERABLE NOW, I WAS LOOKING FOR A JOB BUT I FOUND A JOB AND HEAVEN KNOWS I'M MISERABLE NOW!!!!
>about to go outside because mum asked me to pick up some milk from the shops
>"you arent wearing that hat out are you? It makes your head look even bigger than it already is"
Who else so ugly their own mum makes fun of them. She also makes fun of me for my height.
>>29016926
My dad makes fun of my eight too, he's 6'0 and I turned 5'8, it's like living with a /fit/ shitposter.
>>29016987
I feel you my dad and brother both make fun of my height and everyone has a good laugh yet when I say something about their intelligence its "dont be such a dick" and shit like that
>>29016926
you are might be ugly. But the reason your mom makes fun of you is not your face. She's a bad person desu
Peeps living with your parents, why do you want to move out? living with your parents is the best way to save money. You really think your going to get a entry level job and all the sudden move out? Allot of entry level jobs are part-time and the pay usually not enough to get yourself a one bedroom apartment. If there any success story besides the..."Stayed at home while finish college and found a career." I will like it here em.
>>29016766
I'm the "stayed at home while finish college and found career" OP and let me tell you, living like a teenager with a little more responsibility and a lot more money gets old. You can't get rid of that nagging feeling that you're missing out on something critical and important like developing your own identity and gaining critical life skills and independence. The games and toys and junk food or whatever it is you're thinking of that will satisfy you will not. I plan to leave after I...
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The judgment you get if you're not a NEET is awful. If you are a NEET, any good parent would be ashamed of you unless it was physically impossible for you to leave NEETdom.
So if you really, really don't give a shit what others think, you should be good
>>29016887
Thats good, I would have done that too if I had the opportunity. I was kicked out of the house at 19 because my mom was a crazy because I wouldn't let her look at my bank statements. And my dad wouldn't let me move in because he has a new family that I'm not related to. So I had to work two jobs while living in the worst conditions and find a new home every 4 months off Craigslist. Not all the people on here, but most of them cry about living with there parents and the first thing there gonna do is...
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>can cook
>no tattoos
>no black friends
Is that really so much to ask?
>>29016765
Another entitled racist, who OF COURSE is totally complacent with his own standards. Nothing to see here, folks
>>29016765
I want the same thing. Are you Latino too?
>>29016765
>no black friends
If you can't find a white girl who has no black friends in a country as segregated as America, you're beyond pleb status
Vidya Collection Rate Thread
Post em.
>>29016745
Where are your Wii U games
>>29016767
I don't own a Wii U yet.
This is actually part of my collection.
I have GC, 360, Wii, XBOX shit too
>2016
>Playing on consoles
>tfw turning 60 tomorrow and I still haven't ever had a gf
>>29016729
I don't fucking believe this for a second...
Post pic you fucking wraith.
>>29016729
post a pic of your old wrinkly hand with timestamp