Anyone else had tons of chances to get a gf/lose virginity but fucked up hard every time? how can i stop being such a sperg?
Am i shadowbanned or does nobody else know this feel?
Used to happen to me a lot in high school I'm 20 now and I've fucked four chicks. If you're good looking enough for girls to show interest you just need to practice your social skills - personally I faked it until I made it and now I can communicate well
>>29034764
IM 21 AND NOTHING HAS CHANGED YOU NORMIE FAGGOT
If you woke up tomorrow and had turned into the opposite sex, do you think you would realistically stay as a bot or try to better your life to Stacy status?
>>29033502
I would stay the same, but I guess I would be fucked because I would still want to raise kids my way but then I would be a woman. So I would marry a man but he would turn out to be fucked in some way, beating the kids or whatever. Being a woman must suck unless you find a good man. Average IQ of 100 is not the best, so good luck with that.
Not interested in being a normie, so I'd stay shut-in.
I would suck dicks and fuck every guy i see, then i would kill myself because i'm a woman so that means i'm retarded
>came home yesterday with surprise gift for 13 year-old daughter
>beautiful fluffy big pink teddy bear
>knew she would be thrilled
>walked into her room
>found her naked with two niggers.
>one was fucking her in the asshole
>other was getting blown by her
>pulled her mouth off the spear chucker's cock and exclaimed, "Daddy!"...
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>13
>beautiful fluffy big pink teddy bear
fake
>>29033404
>not taking photos and using them to blackmail your own daughter into fucking you
Jesus anon what are you doing.
>>29033404
HAHAHAHAHAH nice b8 wacko
>sneak up to see what my moms doing
>looking for a job for me
FUCK, BROS
WHAT DO I DO
I CUT THE INTERNET A COUPLE OF TIMES ALREADY, SHE THINKS ITS THE STORM OUTSIDE
I CANT DEAL WITH THE FUCKING JOB ANXIETY, I HAVE NOTHING TO WORK FOR, I HAVE NO GF OR FAMILY
HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP
>>29033260
either take the job or be homeless.
>>29033307
If you're depressed then the homeless life is pretty nice.
t. someone who was homeless
>>29033396
Actually been giving serious consideration to homeless life. Been a wageslave for several years now and landed multiple "prestigious" and well-paying jobs. All of them made me want to kill myself within a year. Life may be shorter as a bum but it seems sweeter. Might just blow my $18 grand saved on booze and gas driving across the US to see what happens
proof that no one here is a robot
>>29033215
so... are we chads?
>>29033215
I like how those threads have grown into a mini-meme.
>>29033215
holy shit anon you're right
It's my birthday
can someone outside my family wish me a happy birthday
thanks
>>29033206
Felix Navidad
>>29033206
happy birthday buckeroo!!!
>>29033206
Happy birthday anon!
You may not be the best or brightest, the bravest or boldest-- but you're ours. And that's good enough for me!
19 year old Chad and future pro baseball player drowns after his Chad friends think his cries for help were him just joking around. You guys think they knew he was drowning but were jealous of his future career or didn't actually like him and just let him die? You never know with normies.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3624257/Tragedy-Vanderbilt-pitcher-19-drowns-day-playoff-game-cries-help-mistaken-joke.html
He's way too damn ugly to be a chad. A genetic weakling that nature consumed.
>>29033200
Tall, white, successful athlete with future potential to become a rich and famous pro athlete. Even if he's ugly, everything else about him is Chad and he'd have Stacies lining up to fuck him.
>>29033184
>>29033200
yeah that is not a chad op
>go out running in my jeans
>normies literally turn and laugh at me
>dont even give a fuck
I dont like people seeing my bare legs, sue me faggots.
Is that your hand? What the fuck is wrong with it?
>>29033158
wear tracksuit bottoms you stupid nigger
Do you have aids? What is wrong with your hand?
Today was my last day of work and now I feel sad because I'll never see most of the people there again.
>>29033136
Quit crying.
>>29033369
I'm not quite crying, but I am sad about leaving.
Left multiple jobs, can confirm, you will talk to none of them again.
>Feeding my dog some caramel
>"I bet anon will get a fat girlfriend and feed her" my mum says
>"He'd never go out with a fat girl," my sister saysi get angry when i see fat people
>"Or anyone black"i'm a casual racist
>"What about ginger? Would be date a ginger? Probably"
>"Let's just stop at girlfriend," my mum...
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you don't feed your dog sweet shit dumbass be sure to never be so stupid to actually feed him chocolate because dogs can be poisoned by chocolate
>>29033116
your sister sounds really nice anon, you should date her
>>29033116
A tiny bit of chocolate won't hurt him, I only give him enough to taste.
>>29033266
She's nice, and she sticks up for me. Even if I had a chance with her, I have no attraction towards her.
Broke out of a beta orbit today. Told her shes only using me as entertainment snd doesnt actually care about me. Shes all flipping out now saying she trusted me and she jist needs a friend. Sucks cuz its making me feel bad but she makes me feel worse. I shouldve waited to do this because i have a lot of school work to do and i feel shitty
>>29032952
Good one robot-bro, Now that you have said what you think stand by it and do not fold, Because if you do you will lose all the respect you have for yourself and the respect of others and consequentially fell much worse.
>>29033683
Im trying, it makes me sad because i know im acting like a baby but this is how the world works i guess.
>>29034194
I don't think you are, I think your just trying to make yourself feel as if your in the wrong which you are not because you like her therefor trying rationalize that YOU are the bad one.
As you said she is " all flipping out" because she knows that she been string you along. If you forfeit your pride to your emotions you will much worse later on. Im sorry If my English is bad as it is not my native language.
I have high blood pressure but am skinnyfat
my body is fucked
My immune system is so bad that I have had a throat infection for over a month. I frequently visit doctors.
>>29032967
Consider taking NAC
You'll thank me later
>>29033652
I take some tablets to improve it. Doctors basically tested me, nothing chronic was detected, already been on antibiotics. Essentially told to just continue living until it goes. Fucking sucks.
ask a guy who was sexually abused by an older woman when he was 11 anything.
Can you explain Grothendiecks motive program?
Are you fucked in the head now??
how did you feel after?
How much money would it take to make you kill a young, promising science/engineering student?
>>29032880
Ten grand. I like to be honest.
>>29032880
Am I guaranteed to get away with it or do I have to hide the body and stuff?
I would do it for free if nobody could find out.
250.000 euros need my number OP?
>tfw high intelligence
>tfw shit memory
It seems like any dumbass with a good memory can get through academia much more easily than a more intelligent person with a much worse memory seeing as school is essentially pure regurgitation. Just think about people who have photographic memories (assuming that it is a real phenomenon). They could simply look at the material without understanding an ounce of it and when it comes time to apply that knowledge they simply remember what the instructor did and then reapply...
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>>29032876
I have a high iq, but is nothing special, but I have a very good memory, so I basically coast uni. It's absurd
You aren't delusional, my uni is basically memorization it's filled with noobs that can't into basic math.
Obviously everything is forgotten 2-3 months after, but they already made it through the test.
>>29032876
Don't worry, you don't have high intelligence, you sound like one dumb fuck
>>29032931
What's it like? Do you even have to look through your notes (if you even write notes)? Do you go through previous homework problems that you completed to remind yourself of all the little details? I also frequently forget to turn in homework assignments, is that ever a problem?