>smelly penis
i love the way dick smells... it turns me on
> not having smelly balls and dick
I'm am absolutely REEKING down there right now.
Alright robots, gather round the nightlight, because boy do I have a story for you
>be me
>18
>home from college
>got a new job working at a hotel as a busboy/food server in the restaurant
>Really loud inside on busy nights so you have to speak quite loud for anyone to hear you
>Table 33 needs tomato soup and a salad
>carry the food to the table and notice a family of 3 sitting
>2 white parents and one half black baby
>hear the male say something about the baby having "his mother's eyes"
>process this as I turn to walk away
>mutter "cuck cuck cuck" to myself as I walk away reflexively
>it wasn't a mutter
>they heard
>>29042710
>they heard
how can you be sure?
>>29042814
I turned around and they were staring
Kill me
Cuck is the ultimate insult, kudos anon
Men aren't much different from women. For the most part, men only like one type of woman just like women like one type of man(Chad as you would say).
In any country what men desire is the same
>skin that isn't darker than tan
>small nose
>thin-average body
>big eyes
>long hair
>full lips
>breasts that are big but not too big
Men...
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>>29042626
>long hair
nah. Pixies are qt
>full lips
if you like black girls. For me it's a no thx
>>29042687
You're an exception to the rule. For the most part men like long hair.
>>29042626
This post reeks of woman
Normie male, pothead, qt Chinese gf, ok job.
Ask robots
can you leave, please?
>>29042583
>chink gf
lol you're not even a normie you stupid faggot, i'm ugly af and i turned down a chink LMAO
dude chinks can't be stacies period. You need to be a white whore with lordosis and dumb puppy face
>>29042588
Can, yes.
Idk I think maybe I can fix some lesser damaged robots though,thought its worth a try
The internet scares off another one.
She has a very symetric face, even the imperfections. The only problem I have with her is her teeth are TOO perfect, almost suspiciously. And her eyebrows are not fluffy.
this is the girl who did asmr videos or whatever right? who got caught saying the word nigger.
>>29042901
>got caught saying the word nigger.
>tfw no redpilled racist ASMR gf
is it so much to ask?
How close is medical science to discovering immortality?
I really, really don't wanna die.
When you're older you probably won't care as much about dying.
Also Christianity is true.
Perhaps you will yet discover it yourself. I suspect you still have time aplenty.
What so drives your will to live though? I'm truly curious to know, amidst all this sadness.
I came here to steal the image, and you fucking give me a thumbnail.
Kys
>>29042605
Is it?
Do you remember your first quads? What happened to you that day?
I don't remember at all
I remember my first and only hepts
yeah. crazy enough, it was a reenactment of the 'hurf durf inb4 get off my b faggitz" to "QUADS" screencap.
they were spamming something similar and i posted the QUADS. lo and behold i also got quadruple digit post number.
shit was crazy.
*you're walking home at night*
>Hey you with the virgin walk! why don't you come over here and drop a load in this pussy?
what do you do?
>>29042354
Drop a load in her pussy, duh.
Drop whatever loose coins I have on me in her disgusting vagina.
Turn around in a circle and strut away in my high heels
I am severely addicted to the internet.
me too
id honestly not want to live if i didn't have memes.
I am so badly addicted to the internet that I literally don't know what I'd do with my life if I didn't have it.
I don't want to go outside. I don't want to talk to people. I don't want love. I don't want any of my dreams. all these things scare me.
Between class readings, 4chan, pron, and work stuff, nearly all my waking hours are spent in front of my computer
This isn't how man was meant to live
Redpill me on life as an INTJ
inb4: le mastermind meme xD
You'll think everyone's a retard because they argue/think emotionally
And then you'll be the retard if you don't adapt to it
>>29042185
I can't really add a lot to this.
INTJs think about things in dry, black-and-white terms which is really useful for philosophy, math, science, and even political strategy, and so we naturally adapt to things that make us look smart but it turns out that 99% of life is feely shit where there is no black and white and thinking is a big no-no.
I saw a video once of this INTJ kid on a job interview and his interviewer asks him why he wants the job and he says "for the money." The interviewer...
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>>29042185
>not learning to manipulate people's emotions
You're not a true INTJ then
How did your last year of high school go?
>>29042079
that's a lot, how'd you do it?
God seeing Powerschool triggers the fuck out of me.
>>29042079
Four in Russian, fives in every other subject.
How do you deal with being mediocre? I spend all day reading from great authors, listening to great composers, learning about Aristotle, van gogh, Bill Gates, James Joyce, Einstein, and Mozart. Reading about their lives and how they were absolute geniuses creating greatness to be remembered throughout all of human history. And here I am sitting at home without passion, studying a field I feel no connection to for future wealth but knowing that I will never be truly great. Even if I had direction in something I wanted to excel at I don't have the mental capacity or talent...
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>>29042052
You're exposing yourself to the greatest minds the human race has ever birthed and realizing how insignificant you are in comparison
Just watch some TV and you should feel better, I suggest some MTV, Spike, CTN, CC, or basically any other popular channel you can find
Its sure to make you feel better knowing your at least 10x more useful to the human race than any number of those useless TV stars
Everyone is insignificant eventually
Once you get past all of the ethos, you should be able to realize that they're just people too. Exceptionally cool people, but still people.
They're not demigods.
The maain theory odWillys model of textual subsemanticist theory is a mythopoetical totality. Ff ,Baudrillard suggests the use
of the neodeconstructivist paradigm of emotion/esxpresion to ,deconstruct the status
quo. But thethe sub ject is interpolated into a prematerialist discourse that
includes narrativity as a reality.
Thus, the premisseof textual discourse suggests that the Stats qup is fundamentally a legal fiction, but only if truth is equal to language; if that
is not the case, we can assume that class has objective value. If one examines cultural desituationism,...
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If one examines virgin obscurity, one is faced with a choice: either
accept neodeconstructivist discourse or conclude that language has objective value. The masculine/feminine distinction prevalent in Pynchons Gravitys
Rainbow emerges again in Vineland, although in a more posttextual
sense. However, the subject is interpolated into a neurotypical obscurity that includes narrativity.
If one examines surrealism, one is faced with a choice: either reject
textual discourse or conclude that the State is capable of significant form.
The main theme of Dahmus's critique of textual theory is the role of the writer as reader. However, the subject is contextualised into a Foucaultist power relations that includes sexuality as a paradox.
The primary theme of the works of Gibson is the bridge between sexual
identity and class. If surrealism holds, we have to choose between textual
discourse and the postcultural paradigm of reality. Thus, r9k's...
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I remember my first time getting high
It's that time again
>that girl who was obsessed with horses
>>29042043
Almost every girl on tinder has a picture of them ridding a horse jumping over something
>>29042043
>that kid that would fart then cup his hand and sniff it
>that kid who invited girls he barely even knew over to his house
>walked behind them in gym and told them "nice pussy" before flashing the creepiest smile ever
He was the one kid lower in the social hierarchy than me, so I bullied him a lot.
Not proud of it.
>tfw you're hallucinating ants
>>29042006
>tfw you see a head lean into your doorway when the lights are off
>tfw you are halucinating shit posting
Oh wait nevermind it's real.why has 4chan caused me to be so agressive
>>29042315
>tfw sometimes you actually do hallucinate shitposting right before you go to bed