I'm a failed normie who went to prom last night.
AMA
>>29048759
Did you go with a girl?
I really want little kids to get the fuck off my board
>>29048770
Yes. But I said yes to her cause my promfu said no. It was awful cause she's a Stacy.
>>29048770
18 plus :)
I want a cutie retired porn star to take care of and be a sugar daddy for.
She can leach all my money and never put out and I would be happy.
>retired cause muh abuse
>thinks she can leave her "wild past" behind
Lol bitch will never been seen as more than a cum dumpster.
>>29048757
>pornsar
Massive red flag. They're usually nuts. Have daddy issues. Promiscuous, unstable, drug using.
Maybe I could come over and we could watch a movie??
>>29048754
How would you like a beating?
I'd love to watch a movie and use your pee jar ;)
>>29048775
*Can you get your younger bro out of the room?*
>tfw diagnosed with skin cancer
this is it robots, the point where i turn my life around but its too late
Good luck robot, I hope it will be easily treatable.
Good, finally you can die.
>>29048675
I hope you get out of this alive, and then you can take the good way for your life
>she has a southern accent
>she's right wing in any way
>She's an SJW
>Her first choice is Hillary or Trump
>She's planning on voting for Trump
>She's not a Militant Antitheist
>Thinks Anime and video games are for losers
>has blonde hair
>Parties
>Smokes...
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>>29048628
>Not wanting a religious girl
Abandonment of religion is the reason the white man is so suicidal anon
>>29048628
>Likes music more than listening to an occasional song
what kind of red flag is this shit. thats a good thing you idiot
gg assburglar
Tired of every fucking faggot fresh off the boat from /b/ speaking in ebonics and absolute gibberish. Please refer to the image for simple posting etiquette.
Does anyone else remember the good old days of the first /r9k/? Before moot deleted it?
>The entire board was just us posting greentext stories
>People were polite and courteous
>Zero /pol/ (or at that time, /news/) shit going on
When the board was brought back from deletion it was just never the same.
>>29048626
smdh at you cucked ass 2bh famalampai
Amusing, but I believe that the extra posting requirements of this forum will deter newfags from proper usage.
>it'll get better, anon!
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU NO IT DOESN'T
>>29048622
It'll get betterfor them.
>>29048622
GROW BALLS, GO OUT, GO TO GYM, GET A JOB
GROW UP
>>29048622
It does get better, but you have to be willing to do anything to succeed.
Is Tom Cruise proof that anything is possible if you set your mind to it?
>potato faced manlet with shitty teeth
>manages to ascend with plastic surgery, dedication, hard work
he was balding at one point too and managed to overcome that
he is simply amazing
proof that mind > matter
>proof that mind > matter
Kek, more like money>hard work
>>29048624
was he born rich? I don't think so. it's not like he inherited a bunch of money and used them
he did everything from the ground up
All thanks to the glorious Xenu
>Yfw you never went on crazy adventures as a teenager with a group of friends meanwhile discovering your sexuality with a Qt gf
Was your adolescence as boring and disappointing as mine?
>>29048558
>everyone hooks up except the beta
>chad is a manlet
is this a robot movie or not i'm confused
they weren't friends
90% of the movie they are mostly just dicks to each other
>>29048581
It is and isn't at the same time.
I know I'm not much, my boobs are small, and I don't like to party. But I think I can make you happy, if you let me.
So... You want to be my bf?
if i am allowed to do ass and feet play then we good.
>>29048551
suuuee.... I don't know what it means. You mean like this?
>>29048504
A whole bunch of red flags in the photo, so no. I'd fuck you though.
Has anyone actually tried just being themselves? How did it work out?
It does. If you've ever tried being something you're bit like I have, you'd find out that the things you wanted will be more trouble than they're worth because of having to maintain a persona that isn't you. It's better to just be who you are from the beginning and let everything fall into place rather than trying to force it.
"Just be yourself"
What a concept, the mere idea that if you act exactly as you are and become comfortable with the individual you've grown into and become, that someone might find the whole "you" thing attractive and fall in love with what genuinely makes "you" as a person, leading to a full and fulfilling relationship because there are no misunderstandings on who the two of you are?
Nah, couldn't be possible m8
I'm gonna continue my facade and be someone I'm not and keep complaining about why no one loves me
>>29048431
>How did it work out?
I'm on /r9k/.
SHOULD I GO AND SEE AN ESCORT TONIGHT??????
PLEASE RESPOND
I WANT TO LOSE THIS FUCKING VIRGINITY BEFORE I REACH 25
WHO HERE HAS VISITED ONE???
I have, she was an amazing woman.
Make sure to do your research beforehand, read her reviews and be polite.
>>29048282
What was it like?
What's the chance someone will arrest me or will try and blackmail me?
>>29048233
>WHO HERE HAS VISITED ONE???
Escortbro.
Why do normies have to water down the meaning of everything?
they literally got the definition of the word literal changed because they're literally too stupid to understand what it means.
Why are you watching that instead of this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQe9hnkCDTQ
>>29048230
how figuratively clever of you.
We post the last 6 videos in our youtube history.
You guys better be watching some weird shit.
i think you can infer what the video after the fifth one is
also:
>young the giant
excellent taste anon
tbqh i don't even
>>29048172
>using yt for anything other than music and feminist fails videos
>>29048168
move to europe or brazil and still get it
>>29048185
one day I will. just not today
I'm 25 and I still fuck prime teen pussy that I didn't get when I was a teen.
>>29048168
So? I got some 'prime teen pussy' and it cost me so much money. When she left I felt empty and desperate for more.
Buy a pocket pussy, shit's basically the same.