>HS second year
>a stacy keeps poking me during gymclass
>next day I get a spontaneous boner in math class for some reason
>she notices this and asks me:
>Anon, do you want me to help you cum?
>I unironically respond with:
>Y-you too,,,
>then I look down and realise I have a massive erection
>months...
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>>29049942
Paraphrased:
>Hey <redacted> I love you.
>confess to girl I like that I like feet
>she tells all her friends
>message girl everyday, very nice conversations
>I like her and it looks like she likes me
>one day she suddenly message 'I love you anon'
>confess to her that I love her too
>next morning
>anon, I was drunk, why are you even replied to this haha
It doesn't sounds terrible and I guess it isn't, but it hit me right in heart. I don't know why
So, wait, even though white people freed black slaves and shaped the western world and succeeded establishing our own country, apparently white women prefer black men because they have a bigger dick?
Except white women don't prefer black men.
>>29049876
Everyone knows black men prefer white women to black women. If white women actually preferred black men, then white men would have gone extinct by now. Seriously, where do you cucks keep getting this information from?
>>29049983
>If white women actually preferred black men, then white men would have gone extinct by now.
what the fuck do you think is happening right now? the media more than ever is portraying white males as the perpetrators and villains of all humanity
>parents having a BBQ with a load of their friends
>don't know anyone, obviously
>go downstairs to get some food, grab some alcohol, then go back upstairs and play video games. Wanna make myself scarce
>go into kitchen
>look at the food
>mom is the only one there with me
>look at a big bowl of potatoes
>they look really...
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>>29049608
Follow your dreams big guy.
>>29049608
>People come around
>Go downstairs to say hi
>"WELL LOOK WHO FINALLY DECIDED TO COME OUT OF HIS ROOM HAHA"
>People laugh
>Stop halfway down
>Go right back up
And they wonder why I don't come down anymore
Just leave. What the hell is keeping you there?
>woke up at 3pm again
>Go to bed at 9pm, wake up at 9am
>Go to bed at 5am, wake up at 9am
>Go to bed at any fucking time ever, wake up at 9am
I fucking hate this.
>>29049841
same except mine is set to 11am, and getting to sleep is hard as fuuuck
>>29049557
same fell asleep again at 5 and just woke up
living the life.
This woman is dead.
How does that make you feel?
Great. All women should be killed.
>>29049541
her tits look like my pecs
Am I supposed to feel anything about this? Like literally why should I give a fuck?
>ctrl f 'fuck'
>32 results
don't you idiots have a decent vocabulary?
based Ludwig
>>29049462
me like fuck
Fuck is the perfect word though.
>tfw no female to lick/suck/play with me sweaty/stinky neet 7.5 dick
>the musk has filled up me room and smells like pancakes
>have not showered in a month
thats a clean nob for not having showered a month
un-cut fag here i need to shower twice a day to keep the dick cheese away
>>29049463
why ye shower twice a day?
>>29049444
>tfw female
>tfw i have a cock though
What should my wife do with this zucchini vegetable?
Use it to hide her slightly awkward face.
buy it a 4chan account
>>29049396
Put it on the grill, zucchini goes great with both beef and pork.
Isn't Kris10 the best waifu for a robot?
>shy
>autistic
>qt
The thinking womans waifu
>>29049377
Doesn't this girl not have a twitter or something? That's robot material right there famalam
>>29049377
>lesbian
every time
Best MMO to get addicted to?
>>29049365
pic related will set you free
oldschool runescape
i hate roboto
WoW 8 years ago.
Advice thread, "sorry I had to leave unexpectedly last time" edition.
Hey /r9k/, resident normie here. If you want to ask some questions, get a normie's perspective or just vent for a bit, come post here. All questions welcome, no matter how silly or trolly.
>inb4 normie reeee get off my board
>>29049334
1. Have you always been a normie? If not, how long did it take you to get there?
2. Why are you spending your time here instead of doing normie things?
you're not even a normie. You're a fucking autist just like the rest of us, you're just in denial. Normies don't fucking come here and they especially don't make these dumbass threads everyday. How about a fucking reality check mother fucker, there's some advice for you. Go ahead give me some mind blowing advice that will fix my life, you fucking can't. All your advice will be shit that everyone has probably already thought of so why even make these threads?
>>29049392
1) No, I was a robot as a teenager, but I had a goal to learn how to talk to normal people and live a normal life, and I believe I reached that goal. It took me a few years, but it's doable.
2) I come back here for nostalgic reasons. Also I feel like advice threads help some people, and it feeds my inner altruism or whatever. And normies still chill in their rooms playing video games and whatnot. They don't spend ALL their time going out.
Who /wantsafamily/ here? I want to have a wife and kids and a house, but im already 24, i feel like im getting too old, but then another part of me is also grateful that i don't have to deal with the bullshit that comes along with it if i could even find a girl to marry me anyway. What about you guys? Do you feel like you're missing out or are you glad?
Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
>>29049319
Not necessarily, if it turns out you're shit parent and don't even like kids, you're still gonna be stuck with them for the rest of your life or at least a minimum of 18 years
>I feel like I'm getting too old
I want a family too. I'm about to be 27 in July and I don't even have a gf.
What's the best way to initiate conversations with women?
step1. be good looking
that's it
>>29049247
>initiate conversations with women
If a conversation in any way whatsoever factors in the gender of the person, it fails by definition.
be good looking
then say whatever you want in a confident tone
there, you figured it outWARNING: if you aren't good looking or highly charismatic, you words (no matter how confident in tone) will fall flat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckxLruRc0xA
Round earth believers absolutely undeniably blown out. Why do roundies get so butthurt when you refute their arguments?
If the earth is a globe then why can nobody ever go to Antartica? Oh I know, because Antartica is the edge. They don't want us to find out.
Logic 1
Roundies 0
>roundies being this scared of an argument
I fucking dare you all. I swear I will refute everything you say.
>>29049241
>What is the effect of elevation above sea level and temperature?
>What are air currents and water currents?
Earth is not a uniform globe; we have elevated plateaus and mountains.
This also doesn't explain why the sun doesn't set during summer at the south pole...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zc-WlTaG7WY
>girlfriend crying and shouting at me after finding out i 'still' watch porn and don't try to have sex with her
not all it's cracked up to be folks. how do i shut her up?
Dump her. Clearly you have the right priorities going.
>>29049221
Seconding this. Why even have her around at that point?
>>29049233
I love her, we're a great match, she's pretty fit, and we live together....