Has /r9k/ been scammed, does /r9k/ scam?
Tell me some scam stories
>>29055727
>be me
>be few years ago
>play runescape 24/7
>have dozens of godwars sets, nex armor, large cash stack, etc
>guy offers propositon
>"follow me over here"
>likeimfallingforthis.png
>we chat for a little near wilderness line
>suddenly...
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>be 14
>playing Lineage II at an internet cafe
>guy adds me to a party
>tell me about a glitch he found
>he says he can get my weapon from +3 to +4
>asks me to drop the weapon
>ask him to move really far
>he does
>drop the weapon
>magically picks it upComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>be me
>download /soc/ whore's pics
>pretend to be young girl selling nudes online for money
>some cucks are actually thirsty enough to pay
So here's the whole story, I've been a Taytay fan for a while, I like her music, I like her personality and I think she is beautiful, probably my perfect type of woman.
I've never approved her relationship with Calvin Harris, I think he is a douchebag and he doesn't deserve her, and then, as you may know, something great happened.
Two days ago, I found out that they broke up. I thought it was great, now she can find a better man. Then yesterday Muhammad Ali died, I started seeing some videos of him, inspiring videos, about never giving up, about...
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i'm going for katy. wish me luck
>>29055648
Good luck!you'll need it ;)
And a stalker was born. Smh
Is anything as bad as Schizophrenia? What a living hell.
>>29055521
i don't know
cancer?
Having your bf tie you down and shove 10 bullet vibrators up you then going out camping for a weekend while you have a baby bottle type of food system near you thats filled with MDMA (which makes you more horny)
>>29055521
Take your med OP!
Latuda 37 mg. Take it in the morning when you're feeling awake. This shit is fucking fantastic, I can actually see the world the way it is!
Anyone else ever contemplate suicide because you would always get shit pulls?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZFWwUlmhKA
>>29055492
i remember how my brother would always find fucking legendaries all the time and i would get shit for cards. I could never get the first stage for my good ones, either.
I stopped once Arceus was released because I didn't know that certain ones were shit, and the first one i got was electric.
I would, just stop collecting these wastes of money now OP.
>>29056918
Underage b&
Original cumnunt
Are <25 single mothers in any way acceptable to date, or should one just stay away from these grills at all cost?
Considering single mothers swallowed the bitter red pill by getting pregnant with some guy she trusted, basically she must be aware about shitty Chad's ruining lives by now.
Do these girls only cares about a beta provider in these situations or is there more to it?
>>29055489
Do you really need to ask?
Even if they "swallowed the red pill", it changes nothing.
No, they are almost certain to feel like their "youth" (i.e riding the carousel) has been robbed from them. It is a certainty that she would start cheating once she had a beta provider locked down.
>>29055489
single moms want one thing and one thing only: a meal ticket. You are nothing more than a wallet to them.
Is anti-Semitism on this board a meme or is it legit?
Do you hate Jews, r9k?
>>29055487
With jews you literally lose
>>29055487
i personally do
I think the ratio of shitposters to authentic anti-Semites is smaller than the ratio of shitposters to haters of other races.
>fap and tfwnogf+nosex melts away
so why should i not stuff my face in and exercise?
I'm not quite sure what you're asking here
>>29055530
r u retarded?
like srs question coz i dont think ur allowed on the internet if u r this fooking retarded
>>29055582
So fapping alleviates the negative feelings of not having a gf and not having sex
What negative feelings are being alleviated when you stuff your face and exercise?
I'm a 21 year old virgin.
How much could I sell my virginity for?
Depends? What gender are you?
>>29055463
>are you a boy or a girl?
If girl 100000 usd is minimum bid
If boy next question
>Are you a cute boy
Yes/No
>Will you sell to men
If no it is worthless
If yes it might be worth something
Wiccan here. Male virginity isn't worth anything
Me:
Event 1:
>Be 7 years old
>It's late at night and I'm walking home with a female friend
>2 people in their 20s start stalking us
> goes to female friend and hits her
>run to him and save her
>the stalkers now hits me
>1 guy puts a fire lighter right in front of my face and says he's going to burn my face.
>somehow manage to escape
>she never thanked me...
Event 2:
>be 13
>father gets diagnosed with MS
>had to step down of his job and got severe anger problems
>"Anon, why didn't you put this in to the dish washer?"
"I-I'm sorry dad"
" YOU FUCKING WANKER YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO THIS FAMILY YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT"
>This literally happened on a daily basis
Event 3:
>be 16
>be trapped in a state of emptyness
>"maybe i just haven't experienced something really bad happening"
>be on the dinner table
>Mum:" I've got cancer"
>Everybody is crying and hugging her
>I don't have an emotional reaction and just sit there, not knowing what to do
Edgiest shit I've ever seen. Please kill yourself.
>>29055456
this desu desu originalo desu agree
do it
please
<3
>be born into a world that is not worthy of you
Who /musicfag/ here? Share your feels lads
>tfw uncreative
>tfw the second part doesn't mesh well with the first
>tfw you listen to frank and realistic lyrics that describe a situation and the feeling is naturally inferred from the description
>tfw you want your lyrics to be like that
>but then you listen to poetic lyrics full of beautiful and strange imagery and you want your lyrics to be like that too
>tfw you have no natural artistic "voice" in your writing
>bassist for 10 years now
>tfw pretty decent improvisational skill
>tfw you can pick up and play with almost anyone
>tfw you still can't read music
it's a middling sort of feel.
>tfw can imagine a great song in my head
>struggle to reproduce it with my limited skill in playing and producing music
>it sounds like a muddy disinteresting mess
>break nofap after 5 days
>have to wait another 5 days for an orgasm that good
>>29055351
desu no. i have orgasms "that good" everyday. you just have to edge for a long time before letting the load go.
>>29056024
How long are we talking here? I can't really edge throughout the day
>>29056209
stop and go technique. try to do it 10 times minimum if you can. 30 if you're god-tier
Do NEETs really wear blankets at all times, every day?
I always wear a bathrobe unless I have to leave the house
Its too hot for a blanket
>>29055315
i wear my duvet and walk around naked pretending i'm general grievous
OK normies, androids, and non shit-tier people hanging out in /r9k/:
Can you explain to me what the fuck "Be Yourself" is supposed to convey? Isn't the one of the main ideas of Buddhism/Zen is that the ego is a fake concept that your brain generates? How can I "Be Myself" if my self is a figment of my own imagination?
Pic absolutely unrelated.
It means be true to yourself and don't adopt a personna contrived to make people like you.
That doesn't mean to persist in being an asshole - your self has to be generally accepting of others, not lacking in humility and basically not like any of the robot sperglords that think they're a master race despite the fact they're never going to breed.
Or put another way, being yourself works best if you're willing to improve who you are.
It means "be like me", but the one saying it doesnt want to sound like hes bragging, it's a backhanded compliment of sorts, like "you are totally good enough"
The ego thing works like this:
Your ego is the thing that separates you from the universe. Your concept of self is the thing that dies when your brain dies. We're all composed of atoms that essentially came from the same source so we're all made of the same stuff and essentially are the same thing.
Space travel notwithstanding we're just a part of the surface of the earth. When we die we get recycled by the Earth. If you stand far enough back then we're just part of the Earth - it's our egos that make us think otherwise.
If you...
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Another sad and boring night
>tfw pills dont give any high and nothing else is fun
Everything is dead
boring, maybe, but whats so sad about it
>hey anon why don't you talk to anyone
>>29055286
>haha finally came out of your cave! dont be so rude ! say hello to your cousins!
>>29055313
EVERY FUCKING CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEARS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29055286
>anymore
normalfaggot get out