>Try being a nice and genuine to women
>Just get friendzoned; no pussy
>Try being a douchebag alpha male loudmouth to women
>They get offended; no pussy
Nothing fucking works. Am I just ugly?
>>29935902
I love it when a guy says he's "GENUINELY" being nice but when his niceness doesn't return any profit he shows his true colors. Please twoface, keep your "genuine" niceness to yourself.
Do not be disheartened
Many have fallen to the 'charisma' meme
It is literally appearance>what is done or said
>>29935902
It's cause you wait too long to make a move.
Make opportunities, don't wait for them.
Serious question
Have you ever posted your face in a rate thread in /soc/?
>>29935841
yeah senpai
gfdgfhftgvbh
>>29935841
no way, its too on the radar for me. Even though posting my picture online will immortalise me forever.
One day an advanced civilisation will resurrect all the dead using only the jpeg images stored in their huge data banks. But not me. I'll remain dead.
>>29935841
to be saved by stalkers
female and male
no thanks friendo
i'll pass on being killed/raped/recognized by soctards
i'll keep my wizardry thanks
Does any of robots get depressed when you see the years 2006 or 2007 mentioned somewhere? It's like I stopped living after 2010. I can't accept the truth that it's fucking 2016 and I am already 21 years old.
le old /b/ maymay
>>29935828
Nigger fuck you. It was a serious post.
>>29935867
So was mine desu
>be 6
>love legos
>spend all of my time playing and building things with legos
>when I'm not playing with legos i would watch stop motion animation lego youtube videos
>be happy
>not be depressed
Why can't I be a little kid anymore?
>inb4 triggered Europoors
>>29935773
You can't stay in neverland forever. You should have developed different interest at age 7, 8, 9...etc. Not cling onto memories of better times in your 6 years of living.
>>29935815
Wasn't Lego a Denmark thing originally?
Is Buddhism the answer to our problems?
Seems like you're not asking but instead telling, m8
>>29935771
Not giving a fuck is the answer, Buddhism can include that, so yes.
>>29935771
If the answer to your problems is religious shackles, yeah.
European here.
What's it really like being a white guy in America?
>>29935753
white men are the most oppressed people in America. That's why we're virgins
>>29935753
Depends on where you live. I live in the Deep South and its alright. Good food and pretty girls. It's an average existence but I can't speak for other people in the States obviously.
Nice try at a bait thread though, you stupid cuckold.
>>29935853
Whites cant be robots, sorry. Fuck off to your non white whores, scum.
>going for a night walk to cope with depression
>cops pull up
>don't talk to normies so walk on
>hey stop there you piece of shit, our lights are on
>they arrest me for being suspicious
>day ruined
>>29935720
stop exaggerating drama queen
>>29935739
They did. They are scum. I hate cops now.
>>29935755
post a pic of your face
i bet thats why the cops stopped you
Are there any insecurities you have that almost cripple you?
Me, whenever I'm in public and I see a girl as tall as or taller than me (I'm 5'8), I'm immediately saddened and embarrassed because I feel like she's looking at me and thinking I'm a manlet.
Unattractive face and wearing glasses. All social interactions start out on the wrong foot I'm afraid.
That this entire reality is a cosmic trap and somewhere there is an entity that gets off on this
>>29935718
I'm very shy and I can barely look people into the eyes. It feels really akward and I can't help it.
>go to a meeting with a job coach to get me started with job searching
>she asks me alot of questions and looks me straight in the eyes
>look her in the eyes for 1.5 seconds and then look down in the ground again
>slowly tearing up
>mfw I'm...
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>Be black guy
>too white for black women, to black for white women
>stuck in a werid limbo
How do you other black bots deal with this shit
>>29935714
Huh really? Is that such a big deal? That must be harsh.
I thought black women liked paler more though?
Why can't people stay their own fucking color? Not even being racist here. Odd caramel brown shades like Obama shouldn't even fucking exist. That's all that's gonna be left in the future though. Welp.
>>29935714
It really depends who you fuck with and don't. I have a white friend but I talk about "black stuff" with him. So I'll try to avoid the police brutality stuff to talk about. But not all blacks are all Tyrones and shit. In college especially. You'll see so many black guys into Anime and computer programing
>>29935893
>I'm not racist
>believe people shouldn't breed with people outside their race
Totally makes sense
>teen girl knocks at my door
>she's going door-to-door selling chocolates for a fundraiser
>"p-please sir i-m raising money f-ff-or w-would you like to buy a chocolate bar"
>thinks to myself nigga i was your age once. they're like 4$ for a chocolate bar
>but damn she looks really sexy and i havent stepped out of my house for am onth
do you think maybe if i buy their chocolates they'll...
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>>29935678
>do you think maybe if i buy their chocolates they'll keep coming to see me? :3
>do you think maybe if i buy a lot of their chocolates i could hug them?
>what if i buy even more...?
No
No
Nothing
>>29935678
origiiiignalo
reported to the FBI pedo
>tfw hated stacies all life long
>couldn't suffer the idea of stacies in the same room as me
>their shallowness, their empty heads, everything
>the sound of their squeaky voices
>suddenly start being forced to befriend stacies because they are friends with the ugly ass girls I'm friends with
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>>29935659
Heh, no such feels for me.
>stacies are kind of nice
I don't see that. They can act kind of nice. But they don't have the character to truly be nice. Too cowardly and selfish. They did learn to be very pleasant to be around though. It must really help that you're 6-7 and thus register as a human being to them.
I don't think I could ever stand them though.
>>29935738
The thing is that I'm not from or in the US right now and I think it plays a part. Seriously Stacies and normies are all the same all over the globe but fuck, americans love bullying each other for some reason.
I have made peace with the fact that women in general are cowardly, selfish, have little going in the intelligence department and are basically overgrown children. It brings an enormous deal of peace to you when you just accept it.
>>29935659
I almost wish I liked stacies. Be alot easier to get one as a gf. (DISCLAIMER: I don't want to be down on anyone who is more ugly and autistic than me and tries very hard to get stacies)
>tfw futanari will never be real
>tfw closest thing is disgusting, vomit-inducing shemales, traps and hermaphrodites
>ywn fuck a dick girl
>ywn be a dick girl
Why live?
>>29935650
but traps are kawaii desu
>>29935793
Not 3d traps, no sir.
Literally men in womens clothes.
>>29935885
not if they look like girls.
They are just flat-chested girls with peens.
as long as they don't have a man-face there's no problem
What is your most terrible memory?
>>29935548
waking up THIS morning and not being dead.
>>29935548
both parents standing there laughing at my humiliation as I cry and cry
>>29935548
all of them
this is super original encase you didn't know
Women can have plastic surgery to turn their roasties into innies but they can't fix the big outer lips.
>>29935414
But cameltoes make my peepee cum buckets anon! Ahh could only imagine rubbing my dick or penetrating that sweet sweet pussy.
Don't you ruin this for me by shaming it!
>>29935414
Arent those how tranny post op pussies look llike?
>>29935519
But it's the sign of a super roastie.
The bigger the cameltoe the wider the vagina is, this bitch is a fucking mare she would never feel any robot peepee.
What is best in life?
>>29935407
Music. Color. Life. Language.
>>29935407
Doing what you want to do.
cleaving your most hated enemys head from their shoulders.