>move to a town close to columbine
>become slightly obsessed over the massacre
>learn more about the victims
>one becomes my waifu
>talk to her old friends...old boyfriend
>become his drinking buddy
>eventually get him to show me some hot pics he took of her
>HEADSHOT,JPEG
>my life is complete
Who is this bitch whore
>>29058831
Her while face leans to the right.
>>29058870
Looks like Kelly Flemming. Right pic is too modern to be a pic of her.
How old were you when you realized Hitler was actually an okay guy?
>>29058753
When i was 13, later i realised it was retarded and I stopped thinking like this.
when i was 14, 88 days before my birthday.
>>29058890
literally this except I was 12, now kinda glad I went through that phase at 12 and not at 20.
What does footpussy smell like? I get hard just thinking about sucking on some girls toes when they are sweaty after working out.
>>29058626
footpucci
>>29058626
i'd fuck that footpussy. her soles are hot.
>>29059129
futpuccay
Hey there.
It's night time over here, and I feel cozy.
Let's have one of these threads. Join me if you like.
I don't feel very comfy at all atm
but I'll post a pic
>>29058623
What do you like to do with your spare time? I mostly play Starcraft II, Halo: Reach, go on 4chan, watch T. V. and smoke cigarettes. However I'm trying to quit smoking, and on Monday I'm going to finally kick the habit.
2/?
Let's see how this goes. (come on, this wasn't original?)
You have never kissed a girl?
>>29058580
could you please turn around so as to not drive into oncoming traffic
>>29058580
Yep. 13 year ago. My first and only gf before I went full retard for more than a decade and counting.
No. Why do you ask?
original you evil robot
Guys, can we find a way to fuck up some roastie streams on twitch? Im sick of this shit, and thirsty betas are just fueling the flames with their fucking money.
How do we tear them down?We can't raid because they have 30 white knight mods at any given moment.
pic unrelated
can I have a source on pic related
>>29058574
You have a fetish for dry feet too? Its a custom vid, I can mega link it for you if you're serious about it.
>>29058604
Would be nice friend.
>be 17
>girl invites me to her house when she finds out
>I ask if she has any alcohol
>We share a bottle of vodka
>She asks "so how many girls have you slept with anon?"
>"Just 2"
"Oh cool"
>We have sex
>I lose my virginity
Who else
>>29058526
Get the fuck out normie REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
This
>>29058526
in high school I lived far enough away from everyone that I couldn't see anyone else without asking my parents to take me
and now I'm a 29yo virgin
>>29058954
That's literally what I had to do actually
When he picked me up he was hiding a smile that said he was proud of me. I don't think he ever smiled like that ever since.
Otherwise after that I don't think I ever talked to her again. It was too awkward and we weren't even friends.
How did Boyhood make you feel?
Me:
>wasted most of my life infront of a screen
Atleast i figured out what my goal in life is
>to live in the US
Some gay man asked me if it was good at the Redbox rental thing, I don't know I torrent everything. I just said I didn't see that movie which is true but I felt awkward because my Boyhood didn't involve the mandatory GF etc. that I read about in the synopsis.
>>29058416
Fuck off we're full faggot
It is "normie gets everything on a silver platter" the movie.
It made me feel hopeless but I was also overwhelmed by hate, jealousy and envy.
The funny thing is that they tried to add a layer of hardship to everything he did but I had days growing up where I had nothing to eat but a piece of bread and had to steal wood from neighbors so mom, sister and I wouldn't freeze just because I was born in eastern Europe instead of USA. I am not special here and nobody would ever pity me as I don't pity myself because it's normal.
Tell Batista about your problems, /r9k/
There's a negro who thinks I'm a cereal killer
>>29058410
I miss laguelta
>>29058410
my wife was murdered in our bathtub
What pets do robots keep
Fembots need not reply you can't keep a long term relationship or form bonds like true robots can
Pic related my snake
>Snapchat-3441445306687663909
FUCK OFF NORMALFAG
>>29058411
I only use it to take pictures it's easier to me than opening the camera app and it's more convenient if I don't like a picture I can delete it by hitting 1 thing
Bumping myself because I wanna see r9k cute pets
I'm a normie who wants to kill all autists/retards like guys from this thread. What's the best way to do it?
well, not kill all of them(because that's impossible) but a lot of them...
>>29058384Lobby to cut off NEETbux.
you gonna have to speak in normie language, I no understando that retardo language...
What's with that feel when no grapefruit? I don't get it.
>inb4 lurk moar
That's an orange. You can tell because of the fact that it's orange.
>>29058341
Can't argue that logic, Op.
>>29058341
Are you socialy retarded
Why are female robots is a man hater?
Why are male robots is a woman hater?
This is a salt tread so say everything you had to say whether its a greentext or a spoiler
pic unrelated?
>>29058220
>why are is a
>>29058268
Shit, my mistake
Lesson learned:
Double check what you type especially if you haven't slept for a day
>>29058220
PLEASE TO HELPINGS ANSWERS TO THE QUESTION
WHY ARE IS WOMANS? HATE! MANS HATE IS TO THE MAXIMUM HAVINGS! WHEN ON BOARD OF 4CHAN WOMANS AND MENS ARE TO BE HAVINGS WHAT WHEN ARE IS LIKE TO DO! MAKE! HAVING HAS IS WAS BEEN OF FOR TO WHEN LIKE BE SO MUCH AS!get the fuck out
REDPILL ME ON ESTPs PLEASE, WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>>29058213
>basing your personalities on some arbitrary letters through a shitty normie quiz
>>29058213
This is simple. Don't worry about the last 3 letters. They're meaningless. What you're looking for is E or I
E is basically 'outside autistic'. They like to sperg outside or with other spergs.
Is are 'inside autistic'. They like to sperg inside away from other spergs.
>>29058271
Which is the better sperg?
>Are you sure the water in your washer isn't too hot? I think my pants have shrunk. I can't even get them past my knees.
How do you respond?
>>29058192
>Get up from my computer and stop divulging in a fantasy world for man children
>>29058192
if you squint the op pic just looks like a cock n balls
>>29058192
not enough belly desu