I think I have hyperspermia. I went without ejaculating for not even 24 hours and I came porn star amounts of semen. I usually fap as often as I piss, and I once fapped over twenty times in 24 hours and ejaculated each time.
Should I get diagnosed? Should I try doing this again and measure the amount?
How many pumps exactly? My max is 6.5
>>29062768
Your max is 6.5?!
Not op here, I average ten or eleven every time whether is my first or last set of the day...
Also what attributes to the .5? Can you have half a blow?
>>29062709
>being a cum demon and a robot at the same time
god must be having a particularly hard kek session at your misfortune
What do you think the meaning/purpose of this existence is, if you think there is one, anyway...or how do you get through life, as in what keeps you going?
>pic unrelated i merely need something to post
>>29062701
Camus already figured this out for us. Life must be about struggling to attain the heights of our capabilities. There can never be any point or goal because once we reach it, we feel unfulfilled. The point of life then is not a state or a condition, but the living action of seeking a higher and better existence. If you are doing this, you will be fulfilled. if you are not, you will be empty.
Worrying about where it will all end up gets you nothing. no answers come from that, only questions.
>>29062774
So not like an end goal per se, but a continual pursuit?
>life
>meaning
Hedonism for me. Live for sensual pleasures and get high as balls.
http://www.hitbox.tv/mitsuba
Some dope anon from /co/ is streaming Zootopia
come join us wont you
>>29062646
bumping in the most original way
>>29062722
and again ye cunts
>>29062722
>>29062786
different person, but saving anyway. lel
Be yourself because everyone else is taken
>>29062443
>tfw everyone else is taken
>just give up because everyone else keeps trying.
thank god. i dont want anyone in my life.
>be me
>pride day in school
>karaoke in auditorium
>friend asks to do song
>signs up before I can respond
>ohshit.jpg
>tfw really bad anxiety/social anxiety
>name called
>I thought it would be edgy too say "i wanna kill myself" into the mic
> few people...
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Inb4 *to
>>29062412
>mfw some high school kiddo posts on my board
FUCK OFF KID, NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR BABBY "PROBLEMS"
>>29062412
If the pic is related, are you the great khali from WWE? Can I get an autograph?
I caught strep throat. I'm dying from the pain. Anyone know what might help alleviate it? I can't go to the doctor for an antibiotic until monday, and I know it's strep because my family had it
>>29062299
Buy fish antibiotics online
Gargle some salt water.
It might sting but viruses are attracted to salt so if your lucky the viruses might just off your throat into the liquid so you can spit them out.
It usually works best when you notice your getting step throat early though.
>>29062299
It probably won't do much but you could try some anti-inflammatories like ibuprofen or aleve.
Throat lozenges also might make it a bit mroe bearable.
Another Saturday Night sitting in my room bored out of my mind. What's everyone else's excuse for wasting their weekends?
>>29062292
I'm trying to save money. I also have no friends.
I'm scared of my abusive girlfriend and have no other people in my life.
>>29062292
I literally have no one to call and nowhere to go. I might go out totally alone and try to talk to random people, but I haven't done that in years and I didn't enjoy it when I did.
Someone explain this to me please
origin
>tfw no slender weeaboo butt-slut g/f
where can I find one? (besides the cam sites of course)
>>29062276
Looks like she's a professional camwhore.
Women get naked in front of a webcam and do sex stuff to themselves in exchange for money.
Some people are into assholes, not my cup of tea though personally, no thanks.
>>29062276
>slut got tired of being called a slut on twitch
>slut decides to stream on chaturbate instead
I have a real, serious question to ask and I'm asking it here because I know I'll be flamed into oblivion for asking it anywhere else. I've been reading up on this story about the guy from Standford raping a woman while she was passed out drunk, and while I completely agree that he is a rapist for fucking an unconscious body and he should be punished, I don't understand why getting fingered while you're asleep would be so traumatizing. I read the woman's entire speech, and she spoke of it like her entire family was murdered in front of her eyes,...
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>>29062218
>If a random dude fingered my butt hole while I was asleep, I would definitely be pissed and upset and I would want him to be punished for violating my privacy like that, but I don't think I would even lose any sleep over it. So I guess my question is, why do people consider this kind of thing such an insanely traumatic event?
Because it furthers the feminist agenda
>>29062218
We think what we think is useful for us to think, we react how we think it's useful for us to react, we do what we...
Women get things by playing the victim, so they actually believe they are the victims and react accordingly.
Most people take them seriously because women's existence is precious for humanity's existence, meaning that most people are designed to help women in danger.
Whereas men are disposable, since you only need a few men to impregnate many women.
>>29062268
First post ending the thread soon it seems.
/thread
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3620289/Eighth-grade-teacher-got-pregnant-daily-sex-13-year-old-student-turns-going-run.html
>She said that she had given the student her number on Instagram after he failed to show up to class and it had blossomed from there. The boy asked Vera if they could hang out and she agreed. They then began taking drives in her car and kissing and soon started having sex on an almost daily basis, according to court documents.
tfw 13yo chads get more pussy than you
Original tb h (to be honest)
Just give up robots you will never even talk to a woman this fine
I hope she gets slutshamed until she kills herself
im going to hire a prostitute in 5 days (to lose virginity).
do I not fap from now until then? or do I fap the day before?
I will kill myself if I can't get it up from being nervous. what do?
Put a shotgun in your mouth and blow your fucking brains out.
>>29062139
spotted the normie.
originalio
>>29062094
fap multiple times a day and definitely ~3 hours before you're supposed to fuck her. otherwise you'll cum really quick and it'll be not worth it.
>be NEET
>parents give you a big old glass of pinot noir
>drink
>they tell you immediately afterwards to drive to the store
Th-they aren't trying to get me killed, right?
It was just a simple oversight, wasn't it?
>>29062053
Drive to the store to buy what? More pinot noir?
>>29062191
Ice cream to help them celebrate their anniversary.
Gonna chug some coffee.
>be chad
>stepdad to some piece of shit neet
>calls me his dad because his real dad gave up on him
>decide to get rid of him
>act friendly and give him a drink
>tell him to drive out to the store to buy more
>call the cops on him
Does anyone think Cards Against Humanity is the most normie plebshit in existence? Even my mom plays it and its humor is South Park-tier.
>LE HITLER XDDDD
It's for faux-edgy Redditors who think Deadpool is funny.
>>29062034
yes, in fact so many people hate CAH that it's a normie plebshit thing to do to complain about it. It's like big bang theory at this point. WE GET IT. YOU HATE THE SHOW/GAME. WE AGREE, IT IS A BAD SHOW/GAME. YOU ARE SO SPECIAL FOR FIGURING THAT OUT.
DAVID BOWIE RIDING A TIGER MADE OF LIGHTNING LELELE SO RANDOM XDDD
>>29062078
ahahahahahaha saved I will make sure to repost to /r/4chan XDDDDDD
>be me
>25 year old khhv
>By some miracle i got hired at a restaurant to work as a waiter
>By another miracle a female coworker of mine, another waitress, seemed interested in me
>By another fucking miracle another (honestly don't ask me how i did it) another waitress working there got attract to me to.
>both were flirting with me during work
>they probably...
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>>29061937
cont.
Now comes the good part
>we flirt for some time the next few weeks, but i have no idea how to take things further
>then suddenly one of the cooks at this place starts to flirt with her
>within a day or 2 the two start flirting heavily and even making out, right in front of me, as if she forgot i even existed.
>they start hanging out outside of work, when i heard about her going...
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>what should I do?
Run. Just bail, stop talking to them, it's easy.
This is the solution to 99% of the questions on this board. These are toxic people you are talking about. Cut them out of your life.
You shouldn't care, you're there to work and everyone else should know that.
>Feel horny
Fap.
>Feel cuddly
Get a pillow for bed and hug it. As long as you sleep with closed eyes, it works.
>Feel the urge to cum like if the monster inside you was scratching your ribcage from inside.
Use an onahole
>Still not satisfied.
Get an escort online. I was baffled at how easy it is.
Why are there so many people that feel failed because they lack a girlfriend? Having one is not correlated with self-worth. I had girls...
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because I want physical contact with someone I care for
>>29061900
"as long as you sleep with closed eyes, it works"
nigga who sleeps any other way???
>>29061900
What's the pic? That's some badass gothic doom metal album cover shit right there.