>just make a tinder bruh
>you'll meet a ton of girls you'll get with and maybe youll lose your virignity haha
>>29060731
Well at least the kid is white.
>>29060786
>at least
>implying that isn't one of the better girls on tinder
>>29060731
>Expects to be able to have no sex in a relationship until marriage when they are not a virgin.
Are women fucking delusional? She chose her path in life already.
ITT: Pathetic shit we do.
>Before I go to bed at night, I whisper to myself a scenario where I'm in bed with a girl who cares about me and talks back to me
>Makes me feel better, then I cry knowing I'll never have an experience like this.
Post your pathetic shit, robots.
>talk to imaginary cartoon animals in my head
I'm a grown man
I have a stuffed 4-foot shark that I bought on impulse at Ikea that I sometimes cuddle with at night.
>>29060622
Do you talk out loud?
Designated North Carolina thread. Surrounding states allowed in.
Any cardiobots on tonight?
there are no replies ! !!
North Carolina ayyy
What city?
This state fucking sucks
t. NCuck
Last thread died, though I'd make another one.
>that girl in middle school who had HUGE tits, at least bigger than pic related
I definitely jerked off to my memories of such a girl in the bathroom while looking at a lingerie ad in the newspaper after taking a shit
>that kid who didn't exist outside school
>that kid who always disappeared at break and lunch
>that kid who always sat alone in class
>that kidwas me
>tfw 7th grade
>sit next to kinda ugly girl but really big tits for 13 year old
>she ends up talking to me and we become friends
>im the first person she ever sends nudes too
>just sent them randomly to me
>she ends up over time sending them to all kinds of dudes
>never talk to her again after 7th grade
>she invited me over a...
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Wait, women actually use /r9k/?
Why?
To get qt virgin bfs.
>>29058805
most of them are as fuckable as a wet dumpster on a hot day and the few that aren't are mentally ill enough to believe that they can rescue one of us who is secretly prince charming-attractive and incredibly rich.
They're basically 90% 1/10s and then 10% severely delusional 2-5/10s
>>29058805
to talk about feels of course
and yeah, malebots bitch all the time about how they have it SOOOOO much harder than women, but we too complain about how much harder we have it when we're together. The grass is always greener on the other side
Enjoying my afternoon beer in the woods & I just wanted to let everyone know
You're too pathetic to even make fun of.
>>29058327
I hope keep enjoying your day until the end, friendI love you
>>29058327
Blue moon, huh
Hows it taste?
>you will never live in the 50s
>you will never walk into a job after high school and have guaranteed employment and guaranteed retirement+full pension at 65
>you will never have three lovely blonde, blue-eyed Aryan children with your high school sweetheart
>you will live in the 2010s
>you will never achieve stable employment
>you will have $100,000 in student debts
>your job will be given to Pajeet because he works for 25% of your salary
>you will come home to your wife fucking a nigger on the couch
>your son will come up to your and tell you he wants to transition to a woman
>your daughter will tell you you're a CIS white pig
Fug.
This is surely the worst of feels
>>29058185
>you will never live in the 50s
thank god. I mean I'll hopefully make it into the 2050's but never the 1950's.
>blah blah blah
>teenager's false nostalgia of the past
the further back you go the shittier the living conditions.
kys desu
>ywn spray uppity negroes with a fire hose
that's all i want
I don't ask for much
redpill me on being an intp and how i can actually focus on things
I said redpill me on being an intp and how i can actually focus on things
>>29058129
INTP is actual autism. That's the redpill.
Focus on what? I'm an INTP and I'm glad I can't focus, I'm lazy as shit but I can multitask like hell so I get everything done quick as fuck. Fuck focusing, I'd rather get everything done at the same time instead of focusing on one thing at a time.
>>29058129
>>29058570
>set clear goals with realistic timescales
>do something every day to help achieve those goals
>every month or so evaluate the progress you have made so far, and adjust your strategy accordingly
Post your eyes here
Rate each others, or don't. Just post them.
>>29057664
Late at the office/10
>>29057664
dis is me :^)
tried straightening my hair and ended up looking like a shit anime cosplay
o well
Holy shit brobots. Holy shit. 2 words: try LSD.
It transformed me into a normie, basically.
Lsd discussion and post trippy pics because I'm currently fucking trippin balls, coming down from a forest-y 700ugs.
Post trippy pics too. About to go blaze it
Have taken like 5 blotters in these past months.
First trip made me happy, the rest of the trips made me horribly depressed.
Don't do it.
>>29055561
just weed makes me paranoid and have auditory hallucinations.
LSD would probably make me shit bricks.
>>29055601
>>29055645
Oh yeah you do need a stable mind lol. Good way to test if you're insane/going insane or not!
Stop waiting for the thread to die you lazy cunts
t. Poleaboo
Post waifus.
1928
>>29055427
She's an absolute goddess imo
Bad start
One of these threads.
Post yours and rate others.
Hello, CIA, how are you?
>linguistic languages
I kek'd
Do I have the right to pursue familial happiness?
>tfw not single but it's an ldr
>tfw hate homosexual degeneracy when publicized in forms of parades or whatever
>tfw too feelsy to be /pol/ but want to be /pol/
;_____;
I think being raised by 4chan made me a faggot. Over the last year it's really hit hard. I can't get aroused by guys but the thought of being choked, thrown around, slapped, basically abused and used like a doll by a guy/guys, well just writing that made me hard so I'm sure you get it.
I cross dress frequently, am extremely shy/introverted but very caring and almost too empathetic, can cook, can drive and own a car, can clean, am now wealthy but it doesn't feel like it, I will pretty much do anything for my partner. I just want a damn bf to cuddle...
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>Turn gay because can't get girls
>Can't get guys either
Is there a worse feel in the world?
where you located I'm sure some anon will fuck you if you're close
>>29053697
I'll probably regret admitting this but I have had a gf and she cheated on me.
Lonely robots date lonely fembots.
Just post your location and your gender, that's all it takes.
>>29053228
No fembots here
Costa Rica
There are no robots in my country except me
REEEEE
I just want to watch star wars with some lady at the OMSI IMAX.
If you had to pick ONE reason why you don't have a girlfriend, what would it be? I'll start
>extremely lazy
maybe shyness and inferiority complex
because i'm ugly as fuck, pic rellated
>>29053022
>OP asks for ONE reason
>gives two reasons
Are you sure yours isn't retardness?