https://discord.gg/0skizhuqfOhyIPGl
Please note: We do not accept Chads, Stacies, Norms, Attentionwhores, Spammers and shitposters
There's a regular userbase right from this r9k, with up to 70 online at peak hours. There's regularly people on voice chat. This is great for getting used to speak with other people if you're nervous about that stuff, all with other robots. We have people from all over the world.
>>29063637
hello ted
These guys are completely autistic, and what's worse they think they're cool. :(
>>29063678
Can confirm
but I still lurk b ecause they're entertaining.
>Hes cute I guess
>Don't worry, you'll find somebody
>she started writing to you every morning after the first date
We all gonna make it bros!
>just look for a girl with similar interests
>just was forced to have a talk about getting a girlfriend before I finally moved out
>parents pretty much told me "you're a good looking boy but women are going to manipulate you because of your antisocial nature
>I'm a 6'3'', 220 pound antisocial beta ass weeb with fucked up toenails and my parents are worried about me getting a girlfriend
I don't know whether to be proud or embarrassed
how was everyone elses(?) evening?
>>29063548
Your parents are smart if they're thinking this far ahead.
Mine both seem content to let me fail repeatedly. Though after going to various uncles and aunts for life stories, I'm actually a lot more independant and careful than they were when they were my age.
It's been a fine evening btw thanks for asking.
>>29063649
Same here.
My parents got a divorce when I was young, and my dad got into a relationship with a parasitic useless whore up until recently. I'm pretty sure I know what to watch out for, and I doubt I'll let anyone do that to me.
That is, if I ever decide to enter a relationship. From what I've seen/heard, it's more trouble than it's worth. I'll probably end up changing my mind, though
>be tall
>everyone in family seems to think that's all you need to get a mate
>single mom, starts getting worried about having a grandkid (I was always closer to my grandmother, so I guess she wanted something like that next)
>start pretending to be a chad at home so that she won't worry
>play it off as if I could get a girl any time, but I'm choosing to wait and spend more time with her
>she...
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http://www.theaustralian.com.au/opinion/lets-trial-an-australian-basic-income-for-all/news-story/68afe8006212521925f80dbe67822631
Read the comments section for that article.
This is why I hate living in Australia. It's a nation filled with the most retarded, wage cuck slaves imaginable and somehow all of them seem to be in favor of legislation designed to restrict their liberties without question.
Your typical Australian supports:
* Internet censorship "get that fucked up shit off my screen bruh"
* Fire arms restriction "criminals...
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>>29063522
are you sure you weren't trying to make this thread in /pol/?
>>29063563
No, fuck pol.
>>29063522
>move to england and work in a bar
>acquire some minor brain damage so you fit in
pick one m8
Why do guys typically prefer short women?
>>29063507
Why do women universally prefer tall men?
>>29063507
They don't, they just don't like women taller than them (unless they're a manlet where they have to accept it).
It's just a social construct that's been around since Aristotle. People should get the fuck over it honestly.
Spiders in my head, spiders in my mind...
>full of scorpions is my mind, wife.
Stop doing the drugs :DDDD
Darkness
Imprisoning me
All that I see
Absolute horror
I cannot live
I cannot die
>"Death to Chad and Stacy beta uprising now REEE"
>"We need to support Trump guys, he's the most alpha candidate."
Why the cognitive dissonance robots?
>>29063282
why the buzzwords OP?
If the average robot were able to get past their irrational hatred for minorities they would probably all be Marxist-Leninists with the desire to seize the means of GF production from Chad.
>>29063282
>wanting people like us in positions of extreme authority
> thought you were in hell and needlessly crippled yourself
> go to hell for real and realize how foolish you were
I see the hurt in all of your eyes, and you all look like you've been through some shit. If you are 18-30 and your only problem is
> no social life
> no relationship
> virginity
You can still turn it around, and you are not in hell. You don't want to be in real hell, I feel really bad for...
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I simply want to kill myself because I'm tired and don't like being alive.
>somebody saved and posted my OC
whoa cool! Thanks anon. Here's the other I made from the cutscene too.
>>29063271
What's wrong with being alive?
Show me how you dress, you autistic faggots...
>>29063139
>red pants
>t-shirt
>nike shoes
>keys, wallet, phone
ayguade nounvelle
Any thoughts feIIow bots?
STOP CALLING BLACK PEOPLE NIGGERS
I will when they stop acting like niggers
Anon you are simply acting ridiculous
They will always call you niggers, because this is a racist website. Get over it or leave.
Teamspeak for brobots:
miavoice.gameservers.com:9128
It's a 10 slot server so get in here quick
We'll just be talking and being comfy, lads
SPEAKING IS ABSOLUTELY MANDATORY. NO JOINING JUST TO STAY MUTED
>>29062970
No password btw
Just come on in n talk
>>29062970
Come on in my friends
BUMPERINO
>>29062970
tfw no tspeak
House sitting for my normie friend and his hot wife for the weekend. Trying to not be weird, but I need to rub one out. Where do I do it ?
>>29062922
Inside their pillow. Also, check their medicine cabinet to see if they have anything fun!
>>29062922
in her shampoo
In the bathroom, obviously.
That's where it isn't weird to eject any other nasty fluids from your body.
Ask a guy about to lose his virginity to a red solo cup anything
>>29062869
Is that butter?
If you think you're losing your virginity to that, does that mean you've never used your hand before?
>>29062895
It is two sponges my friend
>mom found the Dinosaur Jr. album collection
>>29062790
>mom found the loop zoop
>parents find the monster daddy snuggles and love folder
>ask me if I think that they love me
>say I do
>but I really don't
My parents are fine but I need a monster daddy to love me and make me feel whole.
>pop-pop found the piss crystals
I just watched pic related because it was suggested here a few weeks ago. Thanks anon for the great film.
Like most people here I don't watch tv, I use adblock, and don't leave the house often enough to see many advertisements so I have basically no clue what's been released in the last 5 years or so.
What movies did you see lately that you would recommend?
>>29062730
This, I recommend.
>>29062730
Interstellar was fun. Not 10/10, but worth a watch.
It's a pretty old movie but it stands the test of time: The Incredible Shrinking Man
Another good movie: The Thin Red Line
All of the Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy (Shaun o the Dead, Hot Fuzz, The World's End) really great comedy movies.