>when a girl talks to you or is being nice to you
I immediately think she is playing a prank on me or her friends dared her to talk to me.
>>29064723
>>when a girl talks to you or is being nice to you
Hasn't happened since kindergarten
>>29064723
>walk past a group of people
>they start laughing
>>29064723
>girls talk/be nice to you
You need to leave this board, laddie.
I'm headed off to a party in half an hour. Can I get some advice form you guys, I'm pretty bad in social situations where I don't know many people. Should I just not talk much, but then be that weird quiet person, or take the chance of being awkward by talking?
>>29064696
bring your body pillow. it's one of my favorite conversation starters
>>29064696
Drink. Stick with friends/people you know, specially extraverted ones, let them do socializing's "heavy lifting", so to speak.
>>29064696
Go straight to the drinks and go at it, that'll really loosen you up and get you talking. Literally the whole point of parties is getting drunk and socializing.
FUCK ROBOTS I WANT TO SUICIDE
Starts talking with this qt. Talks 1hour with her, feel in love instantaneously. She is shy, antissocial, cute as fuck, nice chat, ow my fucking goddddd. I just want to make a family with her. Why robots, why suffer in this world if I won't have her? I mean... shitttttt. I live in a different state. I just want to hug her. Kill me please.
>>29064655
She has a chad boyfriend that she tells about how spergy and pathetic you are and how she enjoys playing with your emotions.
Next time you chat she'll introduce him to you and let you watch him fuck her from behind while you talk.
She also has a tramp stamp, cutting scars, stretch marks, nipple piercings and terrible skin under her makeup.
>>29064817
Don't play with my emotions your faggot. I was literally shaking talking to her
>>29064871
follow your heart
commit that suicide
>"anon come dance!"
>"haha no thanks"
>"no really come dance with all of us pleeaase"
>"no really I'm not much of a dancer, would prefer not too"
>"come on, you're dancing with us"
>grabs me by arm, pulls me out to floor, starts jumping up and down (dancing)
>I stand there and wait for the best opportunity...
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>>29064621
>jumping up and down (dancing)
My fucking sides are gone, in an original fashion. Also, I have no woes because I don't interact with people irl, aha joke's on you.
>>29064688
I'm actually not that bad at real dancing (I just don't like doing it), but the second I saw what kind of dancing it was I straight up left the floor
Also I don't like to interact with people either, but it was my sisters wedding, so I was kind of obligated to be here.
I also slapped my 12 year old brother, that was the highlight of my night.
>>29064621
> a girl wants to dance with you
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING NORMALFAG
You're going to regret not taking her up on dancing when you're 30 and living in mummy's basement because you never tried to get anywhere in life. Come on, anon, have some fun.
Do antidepressants work? How do they feel, exactly? I've heard it turns people into emotionless zombies. Which is pretty much what I am now, which is why I'm willing to try anything.
Please give stories or something.
>>29064601
I've had depression since I was 5. Every day was just a blur and the only memories I have are shit, despite the fact my childhood wasn't.
At uni I went to the counseling group and did talk therapy and got a great amount of help.
Then I actually spoke toy doctor and got on Celexa 10mg.
I feel a lot better, normal really. I remember the first time I felt pride, the first time I had a genuine laugh, the first time I felt loved when hugging my mom. I actually cried.
It was like...
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>>29065399
How old are you?
How long have you been taking the?
Do they still work as well as when you first started?
Had acute anxiety and depression all my adult life. Didn't take anything for it until a month ago when I couldn't take it any more.
Went to doctors and got put on Sertraline and it's made me feel normal for the first time in twenty years.
Does having a pet help take the loneliness away?
yes, without my doggo id end up killing myself. Seeing him when I come home from work is the only thing I look forward to.
he's not getting any younger though
cats are great, get a calm lap cat from the shelter, lap cats tend to be more cuddly and sweet. you can save her life from the cages and lonliness, too.
>>29064764
>tfw allergic to cats and most doggos
This is a light night music thread for drunk anons.you can post music if you're sober too just nothing too upbeat please
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7kqI5fAlv5E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr_DMGZ-JrY comfy thread
Vaporwave&sm my nigga
>>29064662
OP here I'm all for that
I'm 23 and my parents who never fought just announced they are getting a divorce. I'm taken back and not sure what to do really.
Weird feels general I guess.
>>29064501
>I'm 23 and my parents who never fought
Lucky
>>29064518
Yeah man I'm not going to pretend you should feel bad for me, I had a great upbringing. It's just pretty weird to see everything that was so perfect fall apart.
>>29064501
my parents did the same thing after i had moved across the country
it's weird bro idk how to feel about it, my mom came to me asking for money for her lawyer and i had to tell her to fuck off
you have to not take sides, christmas is going to be the worst, especially if they sell the house, i regretted going home
Anyone else have problems with their dick?
Whether you can't get hard because of medicine, cum too fast, can't cum at all, have an ugly/deformed or diseased dick or anything else, please post here and share your feels - you aren't alone.
I take over 20 capsules/pills a day and I have problems both getting hard and cumming.
/Dick Problems/ General
my dick is too cool for school. does that count as a problem? i'm serious, i'm not even allowed to take him out for a little peek during school. he's just way too cool.
cant pull my foreskin back over my head. never done it in my life. should probably see a doctor but i have no idea how to go about doing it.
>>29064419
>turning 25 soon
>only 5 more years left until my dick gets all weak
>still a virgin
mom's boyfriend wants me to get a job
how do i get this prick out of my house
Plant cp on him
>>29064386
>You'll be someone's "Wife's son"
smugly remind him hes a C U C K
You can pretend to have a job
Buy some cheap clothing at goodwill that look like a uniform.
What is her name /r9k/?
Emily.
Ana
She is a nice girl, too bad she doesn't love me.
>>29064383
Emily. We best not be thinking about the same one my nigga
katie.
its her birthday today too
why haven't you started to listen to music in spanish yet /r9k/? we're conquering your country anyways, so get used to our superior language
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY6U_rLrCco
enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5u_iwszdHU
<3 argies have the best music <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnggaTFjjII
>>29064354
90's were the best years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA78NON_0nE
Does anybody remember a music video where a gay kid follows another dude around but it turns out the guy isn't a faggot
Also a family is arguing
This has been seriously bothering me for the past week.
I got you senpai.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sw54Pdh_m8
>>29064357
n-no that's not it friend
if it helps they're outside during the summer for a
>>29064392
>if it helps they're outside during the summer for a
You there anon?
Who here is /mischief/?
>Be me earlier today
>Gotta recycle at restaurant
>Bring all the bottles to grocer
>Large Sorted Dumpster in lot
>Start throwing bottles in Brown Glass
>Get such a high from shit breaking
>Start throwing all the bottles in there
>ohshit.jpeg
>Never sorted the fuckers...
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>Go to wal*mart
>Buy some desktop PC
>Take it home
>Change RAM, graphics card, and hard drive out for cheaper shit
>Return it
>Wagecuck employees doesn't know how to check
>Sell parts on eBay
I have more /mischief/ stories if anyone wants to hear them.
>>29064424
You are a sneaky bastard, I like you
>>29064311
>took a massive shit at McDonalds
>flushed half a roll of toilet paper down
>super fucking clogged
>go to order
>see employee walking in with plunger 10 minutes later
>reinstall windows because it got infected
>spend the evening reinstalling my programs
>go to bed
>wake up in the morning with a distinct urge to fap
>get on computer
>can't fap because internet is down
>look around for something to fap to
>realize I installed VLC last night
>VLC comes with...
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>>29064189
Anon you can literally close your eyes and imagine everything that you ever wanted.
Congratz on becoming a filthy furry fuck.
>>29064189
When I was a kid I had to masturbate to swimsuit and lingerie photos in my mothers women's magazines. Go buy an emergency playboy and stash it under your bed, roleplay like it's 95.
>>29064189
What the fuck, OP? Why didn't you just imagine something to fap to? Most night I fall asleep with a cumsock on my dick after fapping to the thought of sucking an MLP character's futa cock.