Just did heroin for the 2nd time and my veins look like this, am I going to die?
>>29065918
No youre not gonna die
Stop slamming dope though
Posting from rehab
>>29065918
Does it feel good? Why did you decide to do heroin?
>>29065964
Yeah and because I'm a depressed loser and normie drugs are cutting it anymore.
Its Saturday night, what is your excuse for not going to the club to pick up pussy?
>>29065875
the thumbnail lied
>>29065915
HO-LEE.
it sure did.
>>29065875
I'm 32 and I have gray hair and my back hurts and I'm tired. And I hate women.
Best to worst
54312
Yup
>This is the onIy time l really feel alive
;___;
c-can somone plase respond
Wat do u want
>>29066140
we can but we choose not to. not out of mean spirited spitefulness, but as a kind metaphoric reminder that you're all alone. you're welcome.
what strain do you guys think this is
and is this amount good for a dub
???
you shouldn't smoke weed till you're over 18, it will make you even stupider
>>29065782
just fucking smoke it you tool
You can't I'd strains on sight idiot. Also, weed costs different amounts in diffrent locations.
How can I (a male robot) write an apology to a fembot?
>>29065748
>fembot
Well your not a robot to start with friend. other wise you would have known females cant be robots from our various threads breaking triple digits discussing the matter here is a tiny amount in pic
also sage in all fields
>>29065748
send her a dick pic, write sorry on your dick if she's dumb
Depends. How bad did you fuck up? Did you want it to somehow save the relationship? More story please.
Where do you stand? I got 24. The power ranking is kinda messed up, it should say for example 30 to 39, not 30+.
35. The modifers are fucked though. I question if the friend zone one should have points if you're not stupid enough to try and get a girlfriend by "Staying friends with them"
>>29065732
35 here feels bad man acne is flaring up tried new cream for it but appeared to make it worst, I dont want to leave the house
>>29065732
what the fuck is MSN?
So robot would rather go to Thailand than Tijuana for hookers, why? Tijuana is closer(for most of us), hotter women, & cheaper. Also their not as used up as Thailand hookers
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR
WHY DOES SHE GET TO BE SO BEAUTIFUL
SHE BARELY EVEN HAD TO DO ANY WORK ITS LIKE 95% GENETICS
FUCK
Reno for whores
>>29065600
I like my head on my neck and kidneys inside
Posting advice pastas and Sexy women. Comments welcome but optional.
Getting girls
The key to getting girls is making them a secondary priority. This might sound counterintuitive, but a solid core of self is more important than anything else.
Girls sleep with guys who are confident in themselves and their own actions. Guys who have interests that define them and drive them, they are the ones that get laid consistently.
Imagine you were in a relationship with an attractive but otherwise average girl. If she wanted to break up with you tomorrow,...
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>>29065595
Parties and socializing
At a party, you have to figure out what you are best at doing? Can you make a mute laugh? Are you a great on the dancefloor? Can you win beer pong blindfolded? Figure out your strongsuit. If you don't have one, the dancefloor is the best way to get easy hookups as long as you aren't a fedora-clad mess.
Generally, at a party you want to get three messages across to a girl that you are talking to at a party.
1: You are awesome
Because you are awesome,...
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>>29065612
3: Girls/people of interest are missing out if they aren't part of your awesome life.
When you invite the girl to dance, you aren't asking if she wants to dance. You are saying that you want to dance, and that it will be fun, and if she wanted to join you she wouldn't be unwelcome. This is the difference between desperation and a flirty invitation.
The key part to understand is that even if no one had taken you up on any offer/invitation that night you still would've had a great...
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>>29065620
Rule 1 of the modern age: No one cares about anything. Politics? Most people can't name the house speaker, let alone describe basic details of the current crisis. Television? Even the most popular shows are only watched by 10-20 percent of the population regularly. Music? Tastes have almost never been this fragmented. Philosophy? Pfthahahahaha
You shouldn't get depressed when you hear others deal with subjects in a stupid manner. Rather, you should be impressed and seek out instances when they do know their shit.
>tfw no employed bf
>>29065533
>tfw no job or gf
>>29065533
i should hopefully be getting a job soon
will you consider being my gf if i have a job?
>>29065692
>gf
very funny anon
Do you stiII remember when you were happy?
>>29065497
I've never been happy and I'm in my mid-30s.
>>29065638
Sure you have. If you really haven't then you wouldn't truly know what it's like to be miserable since it's all relative.
>>29065696
Oh I've had moments of happiness in a sea of misery. But this claim is some stupid bullshit that normalqueers claim. I can know what evil is without experiencing good. I can know what pain is without experiencing relief from it. Misery isn't a fucking mystery, you worthless mass of flesh.
Taking requests! Not quite sleepy yet...
Could you draw a cute, decomposing zombie please?
>>29065421
redraw the face so it isnt fucked up
>>29065421
Yandere qt holding pliers or a bat?
>be friends with 6/10 grill for a year
>start dating grill for about 6 months
>be drug addict because nothing else has ever really made you happy
>grill cheats on you because youre an all around job less piece of shit who still lives with your parents
>freak out on grill trash her apartment
>attempt suicide with brand new kpin script, swallow 60 of them
>begin...
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i wish I was kidding and this was just some bullshit to get attention.. i really fucking do.
Damn, should've just shot/hung yourself to start with rather than trying to od.
any fellow robots ever been through some shit like this?
Is it just me or are fembots more autistic than robots?
>>29065377
All fembots appear to be autistic, (I disagree with the term Fembot though, please try to just call them femanons so you don't trigger any sensitive tumblerinas feelings).
But not all robots are autistic.
>>29065377
femnotbots are crazy and often stupid, not autistic. girl autism is a meme
most fem""""bots""""" i've met have serious mental problems and are literally schizoids. god i hate them
Unless you are a:
manlet (5.9 or shorter),
poor (on the verge of homelessness)
ugly (1/10)
fat as fuck
and suffer from suffer from Antisocial personality disorder
You are not a robot.
So do something positive for yourself and stop with this self-pitying.
>>29065351
>5'8
>recently lost $2300, only have $15 to my name
>more like 0/10
>last girlfriend said she liked my big belly
>personality disorders are just memes created by doctors and the government to get more money. nice try CIA nigger
but life's pretty good why would i be self-pitying? the people on this board do need to stop being such faggots desu
>>29065351
>6'3"
>In the upper 10% of families in terms of income
>I get told I'm attractive by girls all the time, and they are all over me
>185 lbs
>I have been formally diagnosed with antisocial personality disorder
My life is empty.
>>29065351
being fat should not being an excuse to be a robot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78rkP-_4L6E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC3e1dhiAaI
Do any other Canadian robots remember? You haven't forgotten, have you?
Damn...
The best hosts were that chick and the guy with glasses. Not sugar tho, the girl before her
>>29065355
Pat and Jenny.
>>29065411
Hehehe yeaaaaaa mang