When he was about to pull the trigger, St Elliot wanted nothing more than to be remembered after he was gone.
/r9k/ has made his dream a reality.
Just a reminder that all his problems stemmed from being to beta to actually approach any women and nothing else.
>>29081700
No, it stemmed from putting pussy on a pedestal.
>>29081700
and in the meantime he acted like he was fucking jesus on the cross or something
>tfw INTP and schizoid
Who else /empty/ here?
>>29081612
>tfw no feeling when
>>29081755
Pretty much. I've been losing interest in most things lately, actually I can't even name one thing I truly like or care about. I don't know how I'm going to handle being alive for several more decades with such a lack of concern for everything.
>>29081755
>tfw want to feel but remember i have no feels
>tfw try to vicariously experience feels
>tfw traces of feels from books and music
>tfw try to apply these feels to my feels
>tfw still have no feels
I just cucked my friend out of his oneitis, what are some good cuck songs I can play and sing when he's around?
Right now I've just been repeating "Now my baaaby's daaancing, but she's dancing with another man" that's getting stale tho.
>>29081580
Jessies girl obviously
Jessie's Girl
Scotty Doesn't Know
I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend.
>mfw when I finally busted out of 5 years of NEETDom and landed an office job
>>29081547
How's the job? What do you actually do in a given day?
>>29081575
Not bad at all. Fucking busy all day researching and figuring out what peeps should be paid in a 100k employee company. Making 75k a year with no overtime unless I move up the ladder. Probably will be pulling in 160k in the next 5 years when i get my six sigma master black belt.
>>29081729
Sounds like a sweet gig. How did you land it, and what kind of education or training did you need?
>its a my piss smells like popcorn episode
>>29081509
I thought I was the only one lkjiu8t876fygughijk
>it's a neighbor's kid listens to cringey music you used to years ago on the weekends when he's over with his father episode
>>29081509
What does it mean when this happens?
in 4 days im traveling across the country and meeting the girl of my dreams for the first time. Shes a qt 3.14 virgin anime watching meme lord fembot. we've been internet dating (over skype etc) for 2 months. She is literally everything i ever wanted in a girl. ive never been in a relationship before, she barely leaves the house. Chances are its going to be super awkward. I have chronic anxiety disorders as is and going to an airport alone will probably make me panic.
>How do i not fuck this up, /r9k/?
also
>any...
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If she's really as perfect for you as you say, there's pretty much no way to fuck it up
If you do fuck it up then she's not perfect for you and therefore no loss
Good luck my chum. Dress well and e groomed, and just try and act the exact same way you do with her on Skype. It will be familiar, comfortable and you know it's good (you have a date by acting that way right?)
You'll be just okay :')
>>29081502
thanks anon. Do you think I should do anything about the awkwardness though? We're both pretty socially inept. How do I avoid a date turning into just hours of awkward silence?
>>29081535
On skype its a lot easier though, what if being in person makes us both spaghet?
Who here /birdbros/? Post your bird bros. Other pets who make your life less miserable are acceptable too.
>inb4 two of those are females you cuck
>>29081400
Here's my bird bro
teach them to say get out normies and reee
>>29081429
I only ever got one of them to talk and she said "Chingado". They prefer to immitate wild birds, and I don't have the heart to clip their wings and train them.
>In Japan
>Finally got courage to ask out qt
>She said yes
PRAISE NIPPON GRILLS
she said hai dumbass
>>29081364
boasting is a trait of narcissism
no one wants to hear about your positive experiences with women here
>>29081364
>>29081393
>asks out nippongo girl in english
>she doesn't understand much english and literally says "Hi" to the foreigner, with a confused look
>autismo gaijinon thinks she accepted his confession
>tells everyone about it on his blog
I just don't get it guys.
I'm 26, finally have a stable job, moved out of the parents house about a year ago (shitty financial situations, I was helping them out not asking mum for nuggies), and I'm even lonelier now than when I was with the parents. Before women would say it was just weird that I was living at home (understandably) but NOW it's supposedly weird that I just rent an apartment and not own my own home. What the fuck? No matter how much I work and how much I've done for my own independence am I just never going to be good enough for a woman? Almost considering just pooling money with the parents, having them move out here with me and all of us just buying a nice home and I can help them out in their retirement years because I sure as fuck won't have any kids I guess.
Well,I guess not being a normie ruins your life.It`s like if you don`t try hard enough and get some high-paying job,you`re fucked.Utterly fucked.
>>29081358
No one thinks its weird to rent an apartment. Who told you this?
>>29081358
>>29082272
Seriously. I don't know a single person who is 28 or below that has a house, all apartments.
Who the fuck put the idea in your head that rental apartments are bad?
I think you just trying to git with shit womens.
Sites that consist of mentally retarded people
What the fuck did you expect?
Fuck the robocop
>>29081341
Whenever I go to the campus library I sometimes see this guy looking at pictures of muscle girls on DA, and he is indeed special needs.
>>29081444
Nice trips
Also god damn this chick
What determines when you're born?
Why am I here in 2016 (born in 1993) posting on 4chan and not fighting for the Roman Empire?
If the universe began 15 billion years ago, and you only live once, then doesn't it stand to reason that I should be long, long, LONG, LONG, LONG, LONG, LONG, MOTHER FUCKING LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG dead by now?
Why wasn't I born as an ant in Africa in 1500 BC?
I feel like this just proves that you aren't your ego, and that you don't just "pop" into...
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>What determines when you're born?
the day your mom and dad shagged
>>29081339
I understand what you say, used to think a lot about that when I was 14-ish. Fucked up my mind real good.
>>29081373
/thread
imho
Post comfy images
midget browsing 4chan
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>>29081652
A
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Why do some people think that women are always "asking for it"?
They are always asking for it.
From Chad only though.
>>29081318
Well, perhaps women shouldn't upload photos and videos to the Internet of them being degraded (choked, pushed, spat on, called names, etc) by Chad, and then some people won't think they are asking for it.
They ARE asking for it from Chad, they are NOT asking for it from ugly or average guys.
>>29081423
>>29081338
Yep, women don't see average/ugly guys anything other than tools to be used at their leisure. They all do it for Chad.
Escort / Prostitute / Hooker Thread.
Pic related, a Ukrainian milf was my most recent. Quality lady, pics do not do this angel justice, she sucked my balls like they were made of chocolate and had a beautiful ass and perfect milky skin. Came fucking hard.
Anyone else use the services of these amazing women?
In UK Escorts are legal, so for those who want to know, just Google Escorts in London or something to see the agencies.
>>29081306
>using escort agencies
>not adultwork combined with UKpunting reviews
Enjoy getting ripped-off.
>>29081440
I've never used Adultwork because everytime I look for someone I can't find anything I like. I find the agencies have higher quality girls.
Brazilian beauty from Adultwork
What does /r9k/ think about libertarianism? Is this robot approved ideology?
>>29081243
I consider /r9k/ to have Republican ties.
Most social media has Democratic ties.
/pol/ is mixed.
>>29081311
Yea I'd say pol is like 40-50% libertarian. The rest is pretty much alt right.
>>29081243
Absolutely
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb8cErokGFs