>my dad was telling me stories at the bar about how he spent his child hood
>he built forts and made tents in the forest
>he climbed trees as a kid
>he had mad bantz at his catholic school
>him and his friends used to ride their bikes around the small town they lived in
>mfw I spent my childhood on the computer and my eyes glued to my phone
>>29082265
I did all of this stuff.
You could have too OP, why didn't you?
>>29082868
I didn't realise how important childhood was until it slipped through my fingers.
>spent childhood with eyes glued to my phone
Jesus christ how fucking young are you?
I am an extraterrestrial. I come from another planet within our galaxy, far more advanced than Earth. There are millions of civilisations in our galaxy alone. There is a Galactic Federation that exists throughout all galaxies of advanced beings. Earth is one of many unevolved planets of our galaxy which is currently excluded from this brotherhood, and its inhabitants are now up against it's next stage of evolution whereby you may unite as one and advance in ways you could never imagine, or you will indirectly lead to the desctruction of your planet which is imminent if...
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>>29082262
Looks like /x/ got tired of roleplaying on their own board and decided to bring the faggotry here.
Fuck off back to >>>/x/
>>29082262
Pic with a timestamp or fuck off space nigger
>>29082262
Just get straight to the point.
I'm attracted as fuck to traps but don't like cock.
I don't find cocks attractive at all, but I want to fuck a trap and want to date a trap.
I literally only like it because traps are like 99x as hot as most women if they're good traps, and I fucking hate women.
I'm only 18, how the fuck do I find a trap?
>>29082224
In all seriousness the best place to find them is lgbt events or gay bars.
>>29082224
I really like women and I really like traps (cock included), but I really really don't like anal stuff.
>>29082224
>tfw you're a trap with a qt trap gf
when did you discover you are a pedophile?
>>29082209
if you wanna get a tumblrina to get butthurt over pedophillia go on her asks
happy-knight.tumblr.com
What does based GGG have anything to do with pedophilia?
>>29082209
FUCKING PEDO'S
Jews have been promoting degeneracy to keep the "goyim" occupied while they run the worlds financial system, and they make sure everybody is chasing shiny coins for their whole life existence.
The Internet and social media are creating a world of thoughtless, self-absorbed retards, who cannot think for themselves. Although the internet is full of very useful information and a few great online communities, the world would be better of without it. The internet is mostly used as a...
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>tfw you use irony and comedy to hide your layers of crippling depression
>tfw you use phrases like "crippling depression" to show that you're an attention whore faggot
>>29082103
examples?
asas
>>29082132
>>29082103
truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucontent
>tfw no neet sister gf
>tfw no gf who will snuggle you and call you onii-chan
>>29082120
my little sister does that :)
I'd pin her down and fuck her throat every time mommy went out!
Yes I would!
the south will rise again
the confederacy did nothing wrong
>>29081982
Eagerly awaiting it, anon :)
>one hundred and fifty years later and we're still waiting
The south discovered deep fried food since then and got too fat to raise up arms.
I can only hope we get another Sherman too
>people pity and rally behind mindless animals but not the lonely fat or ugly outcasts of society
>animals get more respect than you
>>29081935
Even an animal is more useful to society than an r9k scumbag
>>29081935
gorillas are an endangered species
fat spergs who fap to anime are not
>>29081935
>implying I want society's pity
This means I'm friend zoned right? I don't want to get lunch with you and Morgan damnit. Should I reply?
>>29081910
it's all over, drop the bitch
she sounds like an aspie
>Elijah
>Wysteria
Lmfao bruh what are these names
can someone please photoshop this pic of my friend into something funny?
>>29081900
That's already pretty funny, friend
your friend has the JUST in his eyes
>>29081900
No problemoriginal photoshoop
Hey Robots, thoughts?
>>29081846
article?
This is the first I've heard of it.
Is there really an uproar about this?
Anybody who's mad about fiction takes themselves too seriously, and deserves to have people mad at them.
why should i get a job and "contribute" to the society that has denied me the only thing i have ever asked for
all i've ever wanted was a gf, someone to love and have sex daily with. society has denied me that, the very same society that demands i waste the time of my one and only life to serve it
fuck society, i will never contribute to it unless it contributes to me in return
>>29081726
I tried to participate in society.
Seems like every simple hurdle i jump through more appear even when compared to others.
Let alone getting a gf
>>29081726
hey thats child porn
>>29081806
>clearly visible pubes
>child porn
okay
So first let me introduce the players. There is me, a Sri Lankan Muslim living and born in America. My two parents who grew up in Sri Lanka and very active in the mosque, especially my father. My girlfriend is a Shinto half Japanese (mother) half white (father). My girlfriend and I met in a school club for people who want to be doctors in the future, and I held a leadership position my senior year and she will now have one her coming senior year, since I am going to college next year (about 30 min away from HS) and she will be a senior. I also know her older sister and her bf...
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Anyway my parents are very conservative Muslims and very strongly want me to marry a Muslim and discourage me from talking with nonMuslim females too much beyond school purposes. I am well aware of this so I dated my gf, who I will refer to as DS (not real name), secretly. I did not tell her that my parents were unaware of us dating, and I told my parents that I was off studying for AP's and finals with friends. Clearly this method is less effective when there is no school. That will come into play later.
Well, at my school at the end of the year is an awards ceremony,...
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However, it was the happiness of DSMom seeing me that made her most upset, because of a friend my mom and dad (I'll call him Mark) and the struggles he goes through due to a bad marriage.
So Mark is a fellow Sri Lankan muslim, friends with my parents. Well, Mark is an engineer so he makes pretty good money. The problem comes from the fact that his wife is a Sri Lankan Christian (not sure how devout she is though) and she is the laziest bum I've ever seen. She does not have a job, yet does no cooking or house work and only participates in Islamic Holidays, so Eid,...
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You obviously don't understand your religion very much or you would know dating is against Islam. Whats next? Will you eat pork and get a pet dog?
Guys it's easy, just have an interesting tinder profile and grills will be messaging you first all the time
"ay bebe want sum fukkK?"
>>29081763
Thank you anon, I might actually get laid
>>29081895
Smooth robochad
Any other robots planning on abandoning society to live a hunter-gather lifestyle? After a few months of contemplation I have decided that in the coming weeks I am going to leave my old life behind to go live in the wilderness, not that I had much to leave behind anyways. I figured that living life like our hunter-gather ancestors would be the way to go so I don't have to live a life of parasitic NEETdom or wagecuckery. I am planning on going to the Appalachians, feel free to post your thoughts on the idea of leaving society behind, thoughts on the hunter- gather lifestyle,...
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you'll die in 2 weeks max
I think it will be very hard to sustain yourself off the land without farming or buying supplies.
>>29081646
how much time and effort have you put into prepping for this journey