Whats your next goal in life, robot?
to find the holy grail
>>29082764
Whats my goal in my next life*
I have no goals in this life, I've wasted it.
Get another house
I just walked past a student bar full of young people laughing and talking to each other. There were girls with smooth skin and thin bodies smiling in a cute way and flirting with the guy beside them. I will never experience that.
>>29082700
>revel in your dubs
Yep. That's how it goes around here.
>>29082700
In times of robot desperation I look up news stories of rapes and women getting murdered or beaten. It's soothing in a way.
>have to move out across town cause I work too far from Mom's house
>room with dude I've known since I was 11 (were 23)
>says I'm like a brother to him
>find his presence incredible annoying and hate the fact that we can't just live together without interacting at more than a "Hi." without him getting butthurt and calling me antisocial
>don't mind his stupid dudebro friends but they're...
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r u srs right now senpai
>>29082683
>How does one go about breaking a lease without having to pay the entirety of the rest of the year's rent?
Are you joking? The whole point of renting is being able to leave on the first of a month without penalty
>>29082745
tl;dr I hate my fucking roommate and my lease doesn't say anything about early termination so I want to know how that generally is done
>>29082770
Can you elaborate
Can I get committed for refusing to take my antipsychotics? I was prescribed them last week and I'm expected to report back to the psychiatrist Tuesday having taken them for a week, I still have yet to touch them because I believe they'll fuck me up more than this "Schizophrenia" ever will.
Am I going to get vanned for this?
>>29082606
you can't get vanned unless you say you really want to kill yourself or harm other
Not if you kill yourself first. Your life is already under the frog's ass, you're seeing a retard doctor, what do you hope to achieve at this point? Just off it and it'll be much more painless than if you keep it going.
>>29082606
Take your damn pills.
And be honest with your doctor that you didn't start on time because you were worried you wouldn't be you.
You won't be. That's the point. You'll be someone slightly less fucked in the head with the same history, family, stuff, and likes/dislikes.
This appointment is supposed to be so you can tell the doctor if the pills are helping any, and what the side effects on you are. But since you didn't start on time you've fucked that up.
By...
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>mfw my ass is harrier then a gorilla
>mfw if I were to ever get naked in front of a girl, she would be grossed out by my ass hair
>mfw I shave but the ass hair grows back within a few weeks and thicker
What should I do? How do you all handle ass hair?
Have you tried waxing?
Could work. You never know until you try it!
>>29082582
Spearmint my brotha. I'm trying to go trap-mode because what I'm doing hasn't been working in the partner aspect.
Spearmint tea, or supplement pills, will reduce hair growth everywhere but the top of your head. Something to do with the balance between testosterone/estrogen. Girls with hormone imbalances horde this shit.
Too much though can kill sperm though so be careful with your doses. But I've been on spearmint tea for about 2 and a half weeks now, and I definitely can tell the...
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>>29082819
kys my man
organoi
GLORY IN 20 MINUTES.
I WILL KEEP YOU POSTED MY BROTHERS.
Bosting in a habbening dread, hello cnn
>>29082573
Where? What's happening?
Include me in the r/4chan screencap
Why is it that whenever anyone else has a hobby, people are like "oh wow that's so cool! You're so interesting and adventurous, I'd like to have a hobby of my own!" But when I'm dead set on a hobby or plans for something everyone just shakes their fucking heads at me?
This summer, I want to get a canoe. I want to get a camping trip going and take my canoe, I'm also going to Colorado with my parents to visit my brother and I want to take the canoe there. My parents think it's a stupid idea, they don't understand that rope was...
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>>29082559
Just do it : ^)
Originalio
Oops, I forgot that r9k doesn't read posts if they aren't about women
Good for you, OP. I understand exactly what you're feeling
I saved up money and recently moved out of my parents home. I am staying with some other people in an apartment. I will need to pay rent soon, and getting a flight here cut into my savings a bunch.
I worked fast food before and it was pretty awful. That was in a small town with relatively small crowds. Now I'm in a huge city and all the resturants are so crowded just walking inside of them fills me with anxiety. Needless to say, I don't think I'm mentally capable to handle working somewhere like that.
I've come to accept that I can't just...
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>>29082499
PleassZ reply
>>29082499
i work as a materials handler in a plastic injection moulding factory. i am never static so can not be trapped in a conversation i don't want. if i don't want to see anyone at all, i can sit in my little office space among all the pallets of material at the back of the factory.
I have what could possibly be considered the perfect robot job. I create marketing material and do website maintenance for a private business. I have a private office, salaried pay, lenient work hours, and never have to talk to anyone really. I basically come in between 9 and 10am, take product pictures, make brochures or e-mail them to distributors, and make the occasional addition to the website. I leave at around 4-6pm. On average I work about 10 hours a week, and since I have unrestricted internet I spend the rest of my time surfing the net or even gaming (work paid for...
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Right about now,I`m considering suicide.Listening to some J-pop,and wondering where it all went wrong?Was I fucked from the start?Or was it because I came here?Because I refused to conform?Then tried when it was too late?Was it because I orbited or was it because I was ugly as fuck?Why did I ruin my own life?HOW?Should I seriously off myself,familia?Or should I force myself on?For my waifu?For those Necron Tombblades I`ll be buying tomorrow?
It went wrong when you started listening to J pop and watching shitty animes.
>>29082567
Why?Please elaborate?
I`ll shamelessly bump my own thread,because I`m seriously considering squatting on my windowstill.
>tfw your best friend fell for the marriage and kids meme
>best friend
>friend
you know what to do
>>29082432
>tfw he'll have a wife and life partner to comfort him and be with him after all of his relatives die of old age
>you will be alone
Once you get older you will realize the true value of a relationship.
>>29082480
>this is what marriage meme victims actually believe
>implying he won't be old alone and penniless while he pays her child support for kids he'll never see to take care of children that hate him because of her venomspewing
Who /genuinelylonely/ here?
I realised earlier today just how long it's been since I've actually properly spoken to someone, real human being to real human being.
And no, the one or two (You)s I get per day, usually only tangentially related to what I was saying at best, they don't count worth shit.
I've been in denial for a long time, but I've finally realised that sometimes, I just want to talk to someone (or perhaps rather someone to talk to).
Pic unrelated
I'm lonely too anon, try volunteering at a charity or getting a new job
i want to say me too i have no social interaction, but i don't think we can get along, no one can with me, i guess i'm just uninteresting and unappreciable
I'm depressed, suicidal and lonely! A good mix for an inevitable death.
The past couple of months have been really hard to live.
I slept around 80% of this weekend away...
>failed the driving test for the 5th time
>>29082344
And they called hiiim....
Spongeboooob!
>failed my 8th interview in a row
I actually legit cried like a dumb pussyshit when I failed the first time. It was mainly because my instructor was there with me at the test place. When I came back from the test I felt so embarassed when he looked at what I did wrong. I turned at an intersection when a guy waa crossing. My test supervisor literally wrote "dangerous manoeuvre". I went home and cried; i had failed myself, my instructor, my parents who put me into those classes... felt bad man
>19 years old
>Never had a job
>Can't drive
Do most normies see these as deal breakers even if you're in university full time?
>never had a job
Say "I'm actually studying _____ at _____ at the moment, hopefully it'll get me a job at ______ some day"
>Can't drive
"A car just isn't practical in this city, public transport tends to be quicker and cheaper"
>>29082435
So do most normies see those as good excuses? Or are young adults expected to have had part-time jobs and learnt to drive as soon as they were eligible?
>>29083001
>excuses
For what? Why are you excusing yourself to others? When was the last time you saw a normie apologizing for himself? That's right, they never do and that's the real difference.
How can normies accept you if you don't even accept yourself
Who /businesscasual/ here?
I'm trying to get an office job and spent some good money on some interview clothes. I was wearing something like pic related at the mall and actually got hit on by a few women. Is this how it is to have a business job?
>>29082310
If that's what happened then good for you. That's an acceptable outfit so you're good on the clothes. Don't fuck up and good luck anon.
>>29082310
>business
>data entry office monkey cuck
Lol nah, talk to me when you're wearing a $5000 suit
>>29082310
Get you some spiffy ties from The Tie Bar. I have a nice collection of the silk knit ties ($25 a piece) and I got lots of compliments on them at work.
Serious question :
Do you kick your pets out of the room when you want to fap?
i just can't fap with a pet in the room. it feels weird.
pic unrelated
>>29082283
I have two cats i i have to kick them out of my room whenever i want to fap. My family used to have a dog when i was younger and i fapped once when he was in the room (i hadn't noticed him) and after that incident he didn't want to be there anymore.
No, I even let the cat sniff my dick if he wants to.
>>29082283
My cat thinks if my penis is out, it's a invite to lay on me.