Is it strange to really get turned on by girls smell? I love smelling girls necks when I'm on a date with them.
My last date ended with us making out in her car and I just couldn't stop smelling her. She said she liked it. I smelled her neck, took a big whiff with my face in her panties. The best had to be her armpit though. I only smelled it once and I'm getting a boner just thinking about it
That's pretty normal bub.
>>29083932
It is woven into your genetic code ya doofus
>>29083989
>>29083947
But I never see scent ot smelling treated as a big smelling point by the media or any guys I know.
Meanwhile I can sometimes get a hint of pussy on my campus and get horny from that
>take shower
>still smell like sweat
are you showering in your own sweat
Maybe your shower water is so hot that u sweat as u shower
>>29083902
did you use soap?
Why is every man who has a problem interacting with women immediately suspected of being a closet gay?
I see experts even claiming such shit. Like wouldn't the constant stress and thirst for female attention leading to stunted behaviour not be proof of the contrary?
>>29083858
Because calling a man gay hit home. No straight guy wants to be gay. If you're called gay enough it'll probably spark a weak spot and you'll get a girl just to prove you're not.
Or you're gay or asexual idk
>>29083858
Because people are stupid, and think the world is black and white.
>>29083858
"Experts" that say that don't know what they're talking about.
Have things really been getting worse? or are we just seeing the past through a nostalgic filter.
I saw a thread where op was talking about his dad having this great childhood where he rode his bike around town and built forts and explored the forest and shit, but compare that to modern children who just spend their time inside staring at screens.
And not just children, I was looking through my mom's old pictures and found one of my second birthday party, my whole family was there eating cake in my grandparents backyard, grilling and talking to each other, having...
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Things are changing, all the mom and pop stores are being bought up by big corporations and being replaced by massive stores. Everythings become so impersonal. You can order nearly everything online these days anyway, why go outside at all?
America is on the decline
>>29083786
Things are going good:
>oh no we're living in the best of times and this is as good as it's ever gonna get ;-; tfw alexander wept cause nothing else to conquer
Things are going so-so:
>DOOOOOM IT'S THE END OF AMERICA SPICS AND NIGGERS AND MUSLIMS RRREEEEE TRUMP SAVE US AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CHINA AND RUSSIA RE RE RE RE NIGGERS AND SPICS REEEEEEE
You people are a riot lel You'll be unhappy no matter what. Might as well just kill yourselves.
Weekly autistic virgin report thread!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhHJYlg
>that webm
Oh god I want to fuck him so hard
>>29083978
It's kind of a famous video for it. You haven't even heard the high pitch sound he makes.
>>29084024
If so, that would be an illegal video. Therefore, the Webm that OP posted should also be illegal, as part of the illegal video.
>Watch first episode
>halfway through
>Elliot has sex
What the fuck, I was relating with the character up until that point
Any robots watch this? Does it get any better?
>>29083566
I watched the first episode and stopped when it was revealed he was a normalfag who has casual sex with his drug dealer. Can't relate at all.
>>29083592
That's exactly what I'm talking about, it's like he did a 180 as a character. I've never been so fooled.
the show is fine for what it is. no one wants to watch a show about a 'real' robot, 99% of the show would be spent in a room in front of a computer screen with occasional food breaks and jack off sessions. who the fuck wants to watch that?
the show isn't anything special but it's fine, 6.5/10.
>gf used to drink and smoke mj all the time and get pumped and dumped when she was younger
>i was straight edge when i was her age
>discovered weed and alcohol at a later age and am fully appreciating it now
>she wont even finish one beer with me now
fucking fuck just STOP having fun with the person you should be having the most fun with! FUCKING WHORES!
>when I was her age
How old are you
>>29083735
im 25 shes 19. she was getting whored up at 16-18
>>29083543
You should introduce her to the beautiful world of MDMA
Why are women so disgusting?
This makes me want to puke. Just stop being sluts for 5 minutes please
>>29083519
That's called "bait" anon. It's how failing/business that are barely skimping by make their money by pandering to whoevers stupid enough to fall for their bait.
Everyone is completely bisexual by nature people are just in denial about it a lot
just stop acting like retarded imbreds for five minutesoh wait but you can't
Just in case any robots felt like earning some extra cash
Boopoo
>>29083512
Is that the Hillary supporter that punched the little girl in the face and broke her jaw?
>/r9k/ becomes bounty hunters
would be a nice career
I asked for chickfila sauce! Explain this?!
>>29083505
Must have forgotten the dye
>>29083505
Either you came on your sandwich for attention, or they really came on your sandwich.
If they came on it, I recommend taking a big fat bite out of it and suing the fuck out of em'
A) Chickfila isn't open on sunday so it's not your picture
B) Chickfila doesn't put the sauce on for you, they give you closed packets
C) there's no cheese on that sandwich, so you deserve cum on it
I'm panicking. Not gonna greentext this shit it's serious.
I'm your average robot. Not really ugly but not good looking and I'm shit at being social. I don't talk to people unless I have to etc. I'm 21 years old and this girl who I went to high school with just started chatting with me on facebook. We kinda talked a bit because we had a mutual experience at the end. She says she misses me and that I always made her laugh and that she would be sad if we never met again. It's pretty clear that she likes me. She sends hearts and shit and...
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>>29083504
> It's pretty clear that she likes me. She sends hearts and shit and asked to meet me.
jsyk that's typical women jargon she might just want someone to talk to or chill with. Or fuck occasionally if you're good enough at it
Honestly just be yourself man. Don't go over the top, don't do shit you'd cringe at, and be confident.
>>29083504
Calm down anon. Ask something about her. What is she working with, what she did after school, and so on. Try to be the least autistic as possible, things will work fine.
Post the end of the convo and we'll go from there.
ITT; prove you're an oldfag.
I was there for Sweeteva, her lamp, and INNANET INNANET INNANET INNANET-gate.
>>29083455
stfu nobody cares, no need to make threads about stupid shit like this.
>>29083582
I'll bump to counter newfag anon's quality-less response.
Don't really care for the thread itself though.
Not anywhere near an oldfag here, but my first post on /r9k/ was naively replying to a Craig survey.
Tell me /r9k/, when and how did tumblr come to be the SJW HQ? What happened?
>>29083437
It was made.
>>29083437
same phenomenon that created r9k in reverse
>>29083437
It gave lunatics a place to circlejerk each other into other dimensions
Let's start an infograph thread
>>29083388
I was hoping someone would post one of these today
This is I
Originalo Petronum
Nobody wants to do this today?
>I've been here for years and I still have to google "4chan spoiler tags" every time I want to use them because I can never remember whether it'sor [spoilers].I google because it's quicker than checking the FAQ
>>29083384you can highlight your text and press ctrl+s
>>29083384
Or you could just press Ctrl+S.
>>29083438
>>29083436
That just opens up a save webpage dialogue box.