Why don't you just ask girls out on the streets? Can't be worse than online dating.
>>29085384
Have you? If yes then describe your experience. If not then why, especially considering your statement?
>>29085384
>going outside
Yeah no thanks.
probably get arrested
I hate this hairstyle, unless it's on Pidgeotto
>>29085317
>liking pidgeotto
starraptor is the only good regional bird
Same here
It just looks horrible
>>29085317
>tfw brushing my hair back is all I can really do with it
>Like keeping the sides trim
Have to grow it out a little so it doesn't look like that so much.
Give doggo a bit of compassion.
this 'doggo' reddit shit really needs to stop
fuck off
*pets* *hides* :3
derious pet how much?
>have very bad social anxiety so I'm usually too scared to leave my house
>decide to go outside for a walk this afternoon
>it's raining very hard and is actually pretty comfy
>can't get my legs to relax, have to walk manually and move very stiffly as a result
>can't put both of my headphones in my ears because I'm afraid people will hear me breathing, so I only use one
>too...
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>>29085201
I feel the same way
Everything is overwhelming
I don't know what went wrong
Are you fucking retarded? You just fucking walk, how hard can that be? I have schizophrenia and don't have problems fucking walking.
>tfw your mom catches you masturbating and she says your penis is bigger than your dad's
Liar. Thats the way hentai doujins always start.
>>29085105
I once overheard my mom talking about my dad's big dick.
I'm 6x4.5.
End me.
>>29085105
Did you immediately ask her about your grandad?
I want to be someone's belly gf
don't worry, you can find some loser who likes fat chicks easily
remember that image that says "how to be attractive as a male/female" and the man has to go to the gym constantly to get a good body and the woman just doesn't have to be fat?
that's not even true anymore. women can be fucking fat lards and still get thirsty guys ALL over them.
>>29085097
It's 100% disgusting that women that are fat don't get stoned for wearing little clothing
Only hot/skinny girls can wear it.
>>29085155
Not being fat is hard tho...ive tried dieting and I always fuck it up. I actually like being chubby too. I just wanna lose a little weight
Why don't dogs pay taxes
>>29084997
Excellent idea. Dogs could join the workforce. Obviously they'd only spend their hard earned bucks at pet stores but oh well. Better than niggers and women.
>>29084997
they don't have an income
>>29085053
What about police dogs or sniffer dogs? They obviously get paid, yet don't pay taxes. That isn't right
>read greentext about male and female relationship
>guy does everything for the girl for some reason and thinks she perfect
>helps her out of depression let's her live with him etc
>she ends up wasting years of his life and dumping him as moving onto the next guy
>tfw no bf to rescue me
>tfw all these bitches ruining good men
I hate everything
>>29084941
Isn't girl in this pic that seriously sick femanon who doesn't have many years of life remaining?
>>29085282
Really? Finally some good news.
>>29085282
Yeah. I wish she traded lifespans with Eliza. Can't stand that cunt.
Would you let the person on the left suck your cock then swallow your cum?
>>29084928
nah, he's wearing makeup, probably a fag
looks like my younger brother slapped on some lipstick, jesus
awful tranny 0/10
>>29084950
>>29084975
It's just a blowjob, you really wouldn't accept it?
Getting your dick sucked feels good, all you gotta do is sit there and relax
What's this guy's name again? I keep forgetting.
>>29084923
rockin robbie
>>29084923
I belive his name was Benedict Cumberbatch
fuck it fred
>you now remember Fred
Is he ded?
Originalo
Holy shit I remember this faggot twink. He even had a show
He is probably swimming in money if he was smart.
>>29084847
As far as I know he turned into a gay queer boy who deleted his fred persona to become a gay blogger fuck.
>Tfw added an Anon on skype
>Tfe he told me I was hot
>Tfw he sent me dick pics
I-is it really this easy bros?
he's catfishing you sempai
end contact immediately
>>29084927
S-say it ain't so senpai
>>29084816
Are you a girl?
Then yes.
Are you a guy?
Then yeah if you're effeminate.
>mom found the pussy pounder device
>she found the cheese sleeze
Your mom finds my dick all the time pham
>mum found the cum pIum
>2135 unorganized images in my downloads folder
Should I just delete them all or what
Dedicate a day or two to organize them, can be pretty therapeutic.
>>29084759
Please, I've got 17,000. If you didn't want them, you shouldn't have saved them. Set aside an hour a day for housecleaning until you have things straightened out.
>only 2135
Last winter I had to sort every single image I have saved from 4chan since 2007.
>Pre social media era- Bebo, MySpace, Emails etc
Your competition was the local Chad, with a little bit of gymcelling and sports involvement, a 6+ face guy could dethrone and cuck his Local Chad to acquire a Slayer lifestyle. You could easily fake your lifestyle, as there is no pressure to upload your Snapchat story or travelling pictures on facebook.
A girls first option was the best looking guy in her social circle.
>Facebook and the start of Online Dating 2005-2010
Pretty much even gender...
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>>29084757
I read that as "how girls welcome chaos" and my first thought was HERESY.
>2010-2015
>Age of online dating and social media.
> Instagram, Tinder, and the Domination of Facebook.
Facebook is now mandatory to be a normie. Instead of following one or two local Chads lifestyle, girls now have the lifestyles of hundreds of Chads popping up on their newsfeed. The girls now become used to having Chads shoved to their faces, so they start following celebrities, Models, Athletes. Everytime they find a guy who mogs the shit out of their local Chad they inform...
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>2015 - Current time. Instagram Domination, Snapchat stories and filters.
- If you don't have facebook, insta, or snapchat as a sub7 you are being perceived as a school shooter.
- Every city girl has fucked Chads off tinder, they no longer do anything for her so she swipes left without caring unless a guy who mogs your local Chads shows up.
- Every time a normie goes out or on an adventure he must update his Snapchat story as social proog he lives a normal lifestyle.
- Snapchat filters are a second coating for makeup and every...
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