>30 yo virgin
>can't tell if it can go in a vag
>>29085495
Slight curve. It actually made the sort-of GF cream, apparently it hits something important.
Mine curves upwards
Curve to the left. First gf loved it, grinded her gspot. The one after had hers on the other side though, so she wasn't that big of a fan.
Who here has a weird insecurity about a certain body part? (Bonus points: no mention of penis or other sexual features)
I'll start.
My hands are FUCKING gigantic. I'm 5'8 and I have hands bigger than most 6'0+ people I've met.
I look like a cartoon and I usually hide my hands wherever I go
massive hands = high test
you should embrace your goon hands
i'm 5 8 and have tiny man hands, tiny dick
I have massive ears. I look like a monkey dammit.
>>29085277
My torso.
Having pectus excavatum doesn't make me any more confident.
Is this actually over? Do we stop or just post Pocahontas images?
>>29085266
Bumping for Arianna.
>>29085266
>>29085655
Reminder that your waifu has already had all her holes filled
>>29085786
Is this legit? ;_;
137
what scares you r9k?
*Whispers* The Normans...
Living as i do forever
>>29084829
Change and self-improvement
How cute is your sister?
>tfw no sister
>tfw only a younger brother who's an asshole
I mean a sister would probably be the same desu>tfw my friend tells me about his cute mtf younger brother who wants to fuck him>he wont do it
>>29084655
>tfw you will never be a cute little sister
>>29085621
>tfw you will never be a cute little brother
Hey bots. I made my first jewtube video. Does it upset you, or do you agree?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9JOoo8RrRxw
>>29083872
Come on guys I'm starving for some (you)s here.
I'll take a look at it later. Hurry up bus.
>>29083872
Video for teenagers and idiot.
Made by a troll or a mega-idiot.
Just got rejected
>be working at grocery
>girl a little older than me but obscurely cute working. Known her for a year
>be today
>help her out since she's feeling sick
>work slows down
>ask her if she wants to get dinner when she gets off work tomorrow
>work gets busy again
>about 10 minutes later she says "thanks...
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No. She's obviously not interested.
You should feel glad that you could ask her out so casually and move forward. She doesn't have to be the one.
>>29084015
This. You just got rejected in the easiest, least humiliating way possible.
just talked to her again. I told her if she's feeling up to it we could go
She said she'd rather be friends. Welp. Should I an hero before the shift ends?
Let's get one of these threads rolling
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anyone else here mommy fetish?
>tfw will never cum between those fat ass cheecks
>>29083353
I like Bad Mom/Parenting stuff. Incest is alright too but legit incest is very scarce and hard to find with all of the fake shit out there so I dont bother with it.
Specifically I like stuff like pic related. Its my Bad Mom folder it took me over 2 months to find these videos and confirm they are legit.
Just the idea of a Mom fucking her Son's friends makes me cum buckets.
>>29083408
Could you upload all of it somewhere?
>>29083408
>>29083453
I second uploading those.
Can we post beautiful girls in here?
I don't mean sluts with big boobs and nice ass
Just girls with 10/10 face
>>29082916
I've realized I don't have any pretty girls saved on my computer except a couple of wallpapers. We need more pics in this thread, it would be sooo cool to have a folder of reaction faces that are just cute girls
>tfw no perfect girlfriend
>>29082916
I would but not at PC right now
Ctrl-F "women hate"
0 results
why.
Women hate thread, now. Go.
Sure:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zHRQn_IShw
r/relationships is a neverending stream of stories like this
>only two posts
sad, these threads used to be the bread and butter of this board
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6_klWFzzgw
What is the IQ of /r9k/?
http://www.iqtest.dk/main.swf
>>29080148
140, done it 4 times in a course of one years. always around that
>>29080148
In that kind of the online test you posted I ususally get 110-120 max
>>29080148
Did the same test on another site yesterday and got 108.
Post your biggest regret
being born to be quite honest with you frienderino
Probably could have gotten laid at 16. But I turned thr girl down because I thought I'd find someone more perfect.
That was 3 years ago. Unfuck my shit, someone.
>>29079439
having sex with jessica
anything - type it as it comes
that is a creepy ass statue
>>29079307
I AM THE SNOWMAN
it won't have a sweet voice
Friendly reminder if you score over 81 you should get the fuck out and go to another board.Posting this again since I've seen so many normalfags recently
Also share results
>>29072486
>81
Cyborgs don't belong here either, they're just failed normies.
>>29072527
They really don't. I imagine cyborgs also shitpost a lot because they're part normie, and the normie side can't resist trying to brag or look down on everyone else.
>>29072486
>tfw 85
I'm a 3/10 fat khhv who has 3 male "friends", left from highschool, but somehow I don't belong here.