Will I be happy if I move across the country to make six figures? My whole life has been on the east coast
>>29089648
probably yes
the west coast is better than the east coast
>>29089648
bay area?
>>29089662
Seattle area
>mfw I just remembered that I use to walk to school every morning in the 90s and early 00s day-dreaming about flying to school as a Super Saiyan.
Just realised the average age on this board is too young to even remember 90s cartoons
>>29089771
>>29089617
>daydreaming about flying to school in the early 00's
I need 2000's kids to stop pretending to be a 90's kid, if you were born after 85 you're NOT a 90's kid you're a 2000's brat
>>29089617
Those like 10 minutes of walking to school letting my imagination run wild were a great way to start school. It was really quiet because it was across a field with no cars being able to access it. Thanks for the reminder OP.
FUUUUCK, I stopped smoking weed so I can finally go out and get a job but the urge to smoke is overpowering me.
What do I do, life is so boring without the dank
give it 2 weeks and you'll be feeling better
in the meantime do some cardio and get a real hobby, you fucking degenerate
>>29089612
What are you 15 and taking your first T break? Just don't smoke you autist, shit is pretty fun when you're not thinking about clouding your mind with "the dank"
just smoke after you apply for jobs, duh
apply for like 3 positions before the next session
>your feels when there are actually women who look like this browsing /r9k/
fat people make me so fucking mad. I tried being a personal trainer once but kept getting so mad at these fatties and their excuses and their lack of will.
>>29089637
>>29089637
same, but piques my boner nonetheless
>>29089576
>you'll never put your ear to her gut and listen to her burp after feeding her a whole cake
why even live desu
just here me out
if society accepts transsexuals and more people transition
>there are more mtf traps to fuck
>there are less guys to compete with
and even if there are women transitioning at the same rate
>they're going from life on easy mode to life on hard mode
>if they're straight transmen they cannot possibly compete with us, because unlike mtf who get fetishized by guys (pretty much every type of female is lusted after by guys-...
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>>29089448
>tfw all the traps on r9k have bigger dicks than you
Fuck my life man. Traps are disgusting filth but even they have nicer dicks than me
But we don't traps.
>>29089448
Fuck off to your respective board, we dont need this trash here
We already have enough with our own trash
Anyone here butt challenged?
I have an ass so flat I could sell propane
I'd spread those cheeks and ram my erect cock inside until you cried out in pain.
>>29089181
thats it mayne. i'd buy your propane
those dimples are sublime
literally my fetish
that's a decent ass i tell you what
I just called the cops on my Chad neighbors for smoking weed on the balcony. There were 4 of them and a few Stacies. I called the cops on them because a few hours ago when I walked out to my car to get something I could hear them talking shit about how goofy I look and the Stacies laughing.
did I do good?
>>29089096
Did the cops show up?
If so, post pics.
>>29089096
Good job Anon I'm proud of you show those normies whose boss
>>29089096
>did I do good?
You did good kid, I'm a compulsive snitch too and don't like people making noise past a certain time.
some of you guys are alright. dont go to falador tomorrow
>>29089042
>falador massacre was 10 years ago
DURIEL321 DONT DO IT
I don't know where that is
If I take all of these Hydrocodone will I die?
Stream it, We'll see what happens together
It would be extremely painfulnot memeing
>>29089057
You want to watch me eat pills and then sleep?
>>29089062
Pain isn't an issue senpai. I want to know if this is lethal.
>I'll never lay across her nice legs while she spanks my boy tushie and condemns my white gringo privilege
Feels bad :'(
>>29088932
She would produce some smart babies with you, but Trump would throw them over the wall.
>>29088932
>nice legs
They have literally no definition.
>>29088932
>>29088956
>>29088993
This shit is gold.
Have I missed any developments since this morning's threads here and on /pol/?
Who else knows that feel where you are too much of a robot to be a normie but also too much of normie to be a robot.
>>29088783
so a failed normie?
I'm pretty sure I fall into this category, but I probably haven't lurked long enough to know.
>>29088799
No, a successful robot
Tired of complaining about being "friendzoned"?
Here's a hot tip, stop feeling entitled to sex.
I know it's a radical concept to some of you that *gasp* men and women have can engage in non-sexual platonic relationships, but it literally happens to thousands of people of all gender identities all over the rest of the non-basement dwelling world.
Advantages to acknowledging your place in a woman's life may include:
> getting advise on how to get the girl you actually deserve
>...
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>>29088565
Ive seen this on tumblr before.
>>29088565
Well of course they don't accept "kindness coins", it's not a valid currency. :^)
Hi robots, any other youtubers on here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDUC1FhSGDQ
>>29088510
yea check out my channel
im EXTREMELY popular
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaZtrsQOTGr0_qScCN6_bvw
>>29088615
how do you get 600 views in a month?
>>29088646
by shilling it on r9k of course
ITT post high school GPA and current career/pursuing career
>3.8 weighted
>junior electrical engineer
i hate having to be 30 before i could actually get good money
>>29088450
well your gpa doesn't sound that bad especially if you are taking AP classes fampai
>>29088450
GPA
>3.5
Current/pursuing career
>top kekerino mate good one
>>29088450
>3.3
>junior BA
I can still make it to graduate school for my MBA, right?
When did you start drinking, anon?
3 hours ago desu
>>29088364
I had a couple of girly meme drinks when I was like 12 or 13 at my sister's 18th birthday party, then later got shitfaced on the day of my own 18th.
I stopped drinking when I was like 23, not like a religious or alcoholic thing or something, I'll accept a drink or have a beer like once every 4 months or something. I just don't like getting drunk anymore and all alcohol tastes like shit.
>>29088364
Not at all today but the first time I was ever drunk was probably around age 13-14.