>tfw no shirt to hide the man tits and cover the fat on the biceps
>Tfw summer comes and you can no longer hide your full skelly mode with thick jackets
pic related
>>29094578
>tfw have to where lighter clothing in the summer exposing my fat fucking body in public
someone here has the balls to post his belly and man tits? because i think we all here look the same chest wise
I'M OUT OF RETAIL CUNTS I'M FUCKING OUT OF IT, I'VE GOT A GOVERNMENT JOB NOW AND FUCK YES. SICK DAYS, HOLIDAYS, WEEKENDS AND SALARY GET FUCKED CUSTOMERS I'M GOING INTO WORK FOR THE NEXT THREE DAYS AND TELLING EVERYONE WHO GIVES ME SHIT TO GROW THE FUCK UP AND FUCK OFF.
how to get a gov't job mate?
>>29094564
Congrats m80. Tell us more about your new job
how do i get govt job
Maleanons, can you compete with this?
>>29094563
I don't even want to.
I just want him to fuck my brains out.
>>29094563
>needing to state the gender of the anon
what has r9k come to?
>>29094586
this but idk he's kinda big so i'll settle forsitting on his lap
Hey robots.
I went to the bank the other day and this chick was workin there and served me. She was really flirty and we made good conversation. Her face wasnt bad but she had a huge ass snd was fairly hefty. Pic related. Not her but same size. Im positive i could of gave her my number and she would have been keen but i sperged out at the last minute because of her size. Im thinking of going back to seal the deal.
What u guys do in that situation?
>>29094462
I'd let her suck my dick, but no way am I going spelunking to find her vagina.
>>29095651
Thats what i was thinkin
>>29094462
>not fucking exclusively fatties
dude all that matters is she has a pretty face and that her body isnt saggy.
also make sure you dont have a little dick, but if you got a 6+ then you gucci and can get to enjoy the BEST women for sex. fatties tend to be great in bed dude, and they usually have decent personalities outside of fucking too.
top tier women desu senpai (except for the bad ones which end up being super terrible, but if you dont hit a landmine then you...
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>he doesn't spam gore/get/trap/anime on femfeels
non-robots must leave
what the hell happened there in that pic?
Lol bitch deserved it. First she invites over primitive men and then she is a cock tease.
>>29094456
A "refugee" wellcome girl who hates white men exposed her breasts as a protest against "racists" and was sexually assaulted by her poor "refugees"
>waiting to take my exam
>hot girl with chad bf who is friendly to me (while every other girl is mean which is understandable since i am creepy autist)doing the same exam tells me they are already lining up outside
>I wouldnt have known if she didn't tell me
>walk past her outside and want to say thanks but I know my voice will just croak and my face will turn into a cherry
>i see in the side of my eye she looks at me,...
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>>29094422
Say "thanks, I have a big fat brain"
bumpppp pleaseeeeeeetrtfth
I would love to hear this joke of yours OP
Her vagina is too red and she looks like that kid out of the Peter Pan movie.
sauce?
Roboto, mute me
>>29095177
http://www.xvideos.com/video21679277/lana_rain_best_cam_no_lag_hd_
Learn to Google next time you faggot
>>29095052
Oregano Roberto
>ask for young, female therapist
>get 40 year old asian man
>>29094362
>wanting a female therapist
you're retarded
>>29094367
This, wtf is wrong with you OP.
>>29094367
>>29094379
i just want to spout looks theory to her then refute every counter-argument she makes
Wow, honest women do exist!
>>29094358
Some guys have a fetish where they give money to the girl and the girl makes fun of them for it and... that's it
Badass
>>29094429
Where do I meet one of these losers?
>>29094429
All I need is someone with that same fetish except for with fat neets instead of hot girls
Im bored and nothing is fun
>>29094330
I know anon,I can't even enjoy the useless hobbies I used to like neither.
i watched koufuku graffiti and that was fun
I used to smoke pot and hang out with my friends, I didn't have a lot of friends and they were pretty weird people. I could tell that something was missing and I couldn't point my finger on what it was.
But I found something that completely answers all my questions.
It's something I least expected.
But it requires so much effort so much strength from an individual, it's free and it's something way way more then just everyday normal life.
ITT: comfy feels
>tfw codeine kicks in
>taking a nap outside
Nothing beats it
Feels like all is right in the world
>when you find a funny thread which temporarily makes you forget how cripplingly lonely you are
>>29094473pls
Odometer carosel
Porn rage thread
>search latina arab indian etc and 80 percent of the links are white girls some not even tanned
>search painal and every video the girl is obviously faking it
>search amateur and get pro shit every fucking time labelled ad amateur
>cameraman is a failed art student trying to make an artistic statement about guybutt and scrotum and excessive closeups where you only see the hole. FOR FUCKS SAKE I WOULD SEARCH FOR "PUSSY HOLE AND HAIRLESS...
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>tfw amount of low quality or shitty foot stuff outnumbers the high quality or good foot stuff
If I had the money I'd produce high quality foot content for all
>>29094296
>search amateur and get pro shit every fucking time labelled ad amateur
as someone who only watches amateur this annoys me so fucking much
>>29094296
>all gloryholes are staged
Also after some while you can easily recognize staged and not staged stuff here. And if you are bisexual look up for gay gloryhole stuff. You find a lot more not staged stuff there
I made fun of a Korean girl for her eyes when I was 9 years old and Ive been feeling horrible about it lately. How do I say sorry to her?
>inb4 ching chong ding dong
no edginess please
>>29094288
>9 years old
who cares she probably forgot anyway
let your (future) gf get kek'd.
>>29094288
you apologise by making fun of her again, this time be really unkind and leave her crying
>video games
>camwhoring
>right wing politics (and even left wing SJWing)
>any other community mainly filled with males
Now that the internet is at anyone's reach, is there a SINGLE excuse for a cute girl (>7/10) who isn't loaded with money by age 25? Provide some average quality content + boobs and pretty face to a community filled with males and you're instantly drowning in cash if you monetize it.
Camwhoring is good for quick cash, but it isn't sustainable because there's too much competition. Add to that the fact that all your best videos get uploaded to porn sites anyway, and you will not be able to live on it forever. Most of the donaters are rich Arabs anyway and they get bored very easily.
>>29094320
You can do many activities at once though. What's rare is expensive, camwhoring all day would be counter productive.
>>29094284
>is there a SINGLE excuse for a cute girl (>7/10) who isn't loaded with money by age 25?
Self-respect?
Hello /r9k/.
It's time I finally close this chapter of my life and depart /r9k/ for good, or rather, 4chan in general. Lately it has come to my attention that using this website is indeed straining on my mind, though not in the way most anticipate. I actually took your words to mind whenever someone said something along the lines of losing my mind.
I bet a lot of good people here and I'm sure there's many more I never had the chance of meeting, but other, negative aspects of this website just don't properly balance out the positive ones, sadly....
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Good riddance you fag
>>29094234
Email me your trip and a vocaroo.
Please send me a vocaroo instead, Spider-kun.