I realized that i'm cancer on this website and im killing myself
Thanks for the tits, fembots.
You really are so fucking stupid wtf lmao
>>29095376
cya senpai. How you gonna do it?
>>29095383
drowning in femanon pussyjuice, obviously.,\
>>29095394
noice. Make sure you put in your note that you did it because sanders won't be President. Would make a good headline
How is this even possible, male loneliness in the UK is the highest in europe.
>>29095339
Maybe women are just more sensitive to threat due to being sheltered from danger more than men.
>>29095339
Have you ever talked or spent time with women? Women have it so fucking easy in life that they have to make up innate bullshit and problems to get worked up over.
Anxiety is a meme.
>the longer you remain KV the more desperate you become
>the more desperate you are the less attractive you are
>less attractive means even less chance of becoming not KV
THERE'S NO HOPE FOR THE DAMNED, BOYS
>sleep with a prostitute
>gain confidence
>use new-found confidence to get a gf
Easy
>>29095375
the more i go with hookers the more depressed i become cos i know i can only get this paying and they won't even cuddle me
>>29095390
they will cuddle if you pay extra
besides, for real girls you also have to pay but more indirectly (having nice items and clothes etc.)
I need a qt trap girlfriend please.
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>>29095289
http://www.ashemaletube.com/videos/231700/angelic-webcam-beauty/?ct=5--1464757224
thank me later friends
>>29095289
>tfw no qt Melbtrap
>it's a "call everything a fallacy" argument
>>29095258
That's just a fallacy
>not an argument xDdDdDddszddddddddddd
>>29095276
>its a they don't have an argument so they tell you to go back to r=====eddit episode
>be me last year
>do uni
>first semester pass 3/4 units
>get lazy in sem 2
>fail all 4 units (didn't do exams)
>repeated 4 this semester and about to fail one of them
>the rest are easy but course will take 2 years instead of 1 year to finish if I don't get my shit together
Should I just drop it and become a wagie
>get 3/4 units
>get lazy
>get 3/4 units THEN get lazy
Bro you started out lazy
>>29095104
Not helpful
>>29095154
Went through college never failed one class, engineering degree graduated on time with a part time job
HELP
I'M ALREADY 117.5 KG (258.5 LBS)
I'M PROBABLY GONNA DIE SOON OF OVEREATING
WHY CAN'T I STOP EATING STUFF
PLZ HELP
START RUNNING AND DON'T STOP UNTIL YOU'RE OUT OF BREATH
THEN START RUNNING AGAIN
IT'S THE ONLY WAY
>please help me I don't want to be fat
>I don't want to stop shovelling food into my gut
I hate people like you.
>>29095082
>WHY CAN'T I STOP EATING STUFF
Maybe because you have no self control,but you know what?You can learn that.
I'm not gonna lie,i used to be around the same weight as your (pic related).
You just have to find the will to be a better man.
im drunk as shit
please post your best comfy music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPCiLHMxwuY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25oFpL8DrzE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SHdUOIfPag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1jrscrwi50
enjoy the buzz while it lasts. I'd kill for a drink, but I'm flat broke and mummy really hates it when I get on the sauce.
>>29095098
I wish I could give you some of my gin.
Was only 13$ for a 2L of gin
Im starting to see double
but I hope you have a great night.
I'm a NEET thinking about getting a job but I'm worried about my life changing dramatically and having no free time.
Can you say anything to make me feel better or more confident?
I need money to upgrade my pc to play Dark Souls 3 on maximum setting 60fps.
Also I need to pay rent, bills and stuff.
>>76269668
Doesn't sound like you have a choice m80
>>29095090
I could just move back in with my mom.
She wants me to because she's lonely.
I don't really want to though.
Considering you're a NEET you're most likely gonna start off part time whoch means less than 30 hours/week, so worrying about your free time is a little redundant
> be me
> 13 years old with a 16 year gf
> she is a bit chubby but has a pretty face
> after 2 weeks I want sex
> she says no because she is not on birth control yet
> she still gives me blowjobs and handjobs everyday
> after 3 weeks I tell her again I want sex
> she says no. I tell her if she loves me I can fuck her in the assComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>29095042
Nah. Roasties aren't even people.
Good job, OP
>>29095042
You sound like a psychopath and underage
ITT:
Post upsetting facts you just discovered.
>Women don't bleed blue during periods, they bleed red
>Women don't pee out of their vagina hole, they have a separate urethra
I'm a 22 kissless virgin, so please excuse me for not knowing this shit
Most recent was that kimchi is actually fermented cabbage and chili peppers and not a unique kind of veggie
The truth is always lamer than fantasy but I guess that can be comforting sometimes. This impacted me more than it should have
I thought I peed out of my vagina until I was 13. Then again, I didn't know where my vagina actually was until I was about 15 or so.
I'm 24 and up until a month ago I thought "Xing" was actually said like "Zing" and didn't even think about the fact that i was short for "Crossing"
Post some skelly babes, I'll dump mine too
sk3lly, sk3lly
>>29094961
Its actually healthy to have body fat. Being obsessed about being super skinny is not good for you. Just saying
Skinny girls = best girls
Why do white girls think they can be robots?
All races of men see you as the most beautiful
A lot of men would rather have an ugly white woman than a pretty non-white one, see black guys with fat hideous white girls for instance
So why do you see yourself as robots?
Wtf is going on with her clothes? Is this supposed to be some fashion-forward shit?? I swear even I dress better than this and I'm a literal neckbeard.
For attention, duh.
>>29094829
>see black guys with fat hideous white girls for instance
they are the equivalent of white guys who hook up with asians lol
I will avenge you, robots. Normies will pay, I fucking swear.
Pay for what? Your neetbux?
>>29094753
Witty comeback, normie, I appreciate. Your time will come, sadly (for you).
>>29094721
S O G A Y
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I'm a faggot who has managed to master empathy. If you've had suicidal thoughts recently, tell me how fucked up your life is (give me as much relevant information as possible), why you want to kill yourself and I'll tell you in a scale of 0 to 10 if you should really kill yourself or not.
My life isn't fucked up at all, I could have everything I need. Yet I want to die, because I'm not able to cope with life and its giving me a feeling of despair and anxiety.
>>29094642
1. my parents are bipolar and shout at me 24/7
2. I have an ugly face
3. I lost my phone which has a bunch of personal shit on it
I'm a 21 year old high school dropout who has never had a job