Am I better looking than my gf / Could I do better?
Face-wise yes.
But if she has 'dat ass then you should be lucky to have her.
Dose boobz but no ass? Then you're equal.
'dat ass & Dose boobz? Then she's breaking up with you soon.
>>29097647
You have a disease called narcissism.
It is usually fatal and unfortunately there is nothing she or anyone else can do for you. You're life will soon begin to get worse as you take more and more for granted and complain about anything you have as not good enough and whine about people who have the nicer things you don't.
It's best just to euthanize yourself at this stage before things start to get miserable for you and those around you.
No you look like an oblivion character and your girlfriend deserves better than someone who would make a thread like this.
>forum signature is an unfunny out of context quote
>using forums with identities
You must just love the attention
>almost all of his forum posts are something a nu-male would say
>avatar is a black and white picture of a writer or classical composer
Why do you browse /r9k/?
For me, it's because I feel disconnected from the real world. I feel like the only people who could ever understand how I feel or going through is /r9k/.
Shame about the normie invasion and cuck posters...
>>29097526
1 in every 1000th shitpost is piece of brilliance that makes it all worth the pain of being here
Boredom and loneliness. If I don't post on /r9k/ or other boards I go fucking stir crazy sat in this apartment by myself.
>>29097526
I'm a freindless KV who's been using 4chan since he was 12. I've got nowhere else to be
Is there any organized archive of Elliot Rodgers' forum/social media posts? I'm trying to learn as much as I can about him.
Elliot is not worth obsessing over. Everything he did was a failure, even his planned massacre.
>>29097843
But he's interesting to me. Whether or not he succeeded is of no consequence. He's a spree killer who came from a similar social background and had similar hobbies.
>>29098547
Are you a half-malaysian autist driving a BMW? No one can really relate to this guy.
The real reason people are fascinated by him is he brought attention to himself with videos, social media posts and photos. Unlike 90% of people on here, he was an attention whore and even his narcissism was way beyond that of most robots.
The closest thing we have to true robots as far as spree killers go are Adam Lanza and Marc Lepine but we know almost nothing about them.
>guys that say they can't go a week without masturbating
>guys that say they can't go 2 days without masturbating
>guys that say that they masturbate twice or more on a daily basis
I understand girls getting tempted to do it 5 times a day since they're not limited by a sperm count like guys. I used to masturbate 5 times daily, then I learned self-control and occupying myself with things to do. Even when I was living with my boyfriend, I wasn't fucking him...
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>>29097508
Congrats your sex drive is in the shitter
It's quick and easy and makes me feel good with no downsides. I usually do it before bed to get me completely relaxed and have a good night's sleep.
>I understand girls getting tempted to do it 5 times a day since they're not limited by a sperm count like guys
you know it's impossible for a guy to run out of semen right?
I want to ejaculate into this woman's vagina so that she can then bear my children.
Who is she? Post more thank you very much.
Ok anon, have fun with that.
>>29097603
>>29097475
>completely average looking woman
>thirsty betas still go crazy
You are literally what is ruining /r9k/. Cunts.
Can someone explain this Pepe to me? Who is it supposed to be?
>>29097456
Supposed to be ur mum lel
>>29097456
I thought it was like charming british pepe
probably wrong though
>>29097829
Epic dude xd I'm screenshotting this for reddit karma on /r/4chan! Thanks.
NAME THE TOP THREE REASONS YOU CONTINUE TELLING YOURSELF YOU AREN'T EVER GOING TO SUCCEED
CONTEST : the contributor with the best three answers wins a free "R9K TAUGHT ME HOW TO CAVE IN" baby t
>>29097448
1. Too old (31) And ugly to attract someone.
2. Stuck in middle Georgia with little viable means to move
3. Stuck in a career I hate that I can't escape. Would go back to teaching but unless you take a shit-tier high school job, you'll be making less than min wage as a tutor or adjunct at a Uni.
>>29097509
I'm in Macon temporarily
Youre about to die, what would you want written on your tombstone to trigger normies?
>>29097441
I know something you dont
>>29097441
I burried the loot at ..
And then huge chunk of tombstone would be missing.
>>29097441
Jokes on you, im behind you?
I am fat and need to lose weight and was thinking of bicycling, but how would I deal with people being outside in places that is not down hill? I am afraid that my fat body will make an easy bully target for people of all ages, and being fat makes me go even slower in flat and up hill surfaces so I will become an easy prey.
you're probably right. i don't ride my bike anymore but when I did groups of chads in cars would fuck with me, either by yelling at me or throwing shit at me.
it wasn't too bad if i rode at night, but in the daylight i was just making myself a target.
>>29097458
Pretty much. But not even just Chads. You have kids, elderly, or just people being outside. I just don't have many options. No money for gym, and since I am sensitive to bullies and very fat swimming is not something I am comfortable with either. Bicycling is the only thing I got.
Nobody can help me? I can't get any fatter. I'll die.
Would you rather have a biological girl who had 100 dicks in her. Or a trap who never had another man in him?
>>29097397
neither
original post
>>29097397
Is the trap passable 10/10 and I would never to touch their penis during sex? If so I pick the trap.
Would you rather be the biggest dick sucking faggot in the entire world, or OP?
trick question, they're the same ha ha u have activated my trap card!? *unsheaths katana*
Parliament of /r9k/ 3.0
Wiki:
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Parliament_of_/r9k/_2_Wikia
IRC:
#parliamentofr9k on Rizon IRC.
>I'm new, what should I do?
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Guide_for_newfags
I had to make the memeber list twice, because the wiki discarded the change I made from school.
>no replies
What is going on?
Tripfag get out
Anyone want to join the party?
JIDF, want to merge? (ppl of the book & all that)
to MJIDF/JMIDF?
my brother told me about this place, he is pretty popular here. i would like to meet you guys
Hahahaha, if that's really your face you'll fit here perfectly
>>29097373
I dont understand what you mean
But thanks anyway.
>>29097400
How old are you, friend? :-^)
>Mfw it's not even noon and I'm already on Beer 3.
Alcoholic thread!
I'm drinking PBR what about you?
Just finished mimosas, now on beer 3
>>29097345
That was yesterday for me, That and ceaser's
>>29097306
whos the guy in the pic
Fembots, post your face and your reaction in words to pic related (me) asking you "Hey can I have your number?".
>Robots can post too, it's 2016 and gay marriage is legal
>inb4 >>>/soc/
>>29097260
>>>/soc/
PLEASE KYS
>>29097260
Never been asked for a number so I'm not sure. Would you also be waving your hand manically like in the pic?
>>29097260
Holy fucking shit someone cap this. This is some cringey shit m8.
>implying I give my number to pajeets
Haha chad's going to laugh his ass off when he hears this one.