What is it like ? I'm 23 and don't really know what to expect of my 30s. Right now life is kinda good, I'm still a friendless virgin but I don't even care anymore. I work 30 hours a day and spend my free time browsing 4chan, watching movies, fapping and buying stuff I like.
I'm actually worried about getting physically old though. I'm still 22 and I already feel like I'm more tired at the end of the day than I was two years ago.
>>29098224
still 22*, sorry
>>29098224
>impying anyone in this board is over 25
>>29098224
and I work 30 hours a week*
fuck
>Getting bummed by the school bus driver because you were last stop
Getting shouted at by Scottish PE teachers. Why are they always Scottish?
> getting choked with your own tie
> getting a rod on
>being first on penis inspection day
cheeky innit
Post in this thread with any topic of your choice and I will reply with a poem just for you. Everyone will get a (You)
Hardmode: Post your preferred meter, rhyme scheme (a a b b) or type of poem (ie limerick haiku etc)
Disclaimer: I will only respond to posts, I will not bump.
Quitting smoking
make me a poem about snow and ice OP
Difficulty being in the shoes of others.
What's your opinion and experiences on antidepressants? I've just been prescribed some and I want to hear what you guys think of them and if you have any stories. I have yet to start them myself, I'm quite apprehensive.
>>29097992
Improved my mental health by 25%
kept me from suiciding though the urges do come back but are rare and I'm more resilient.
>>29097992
Helped me with both anxiety and depression.
However, I think it also reduced my motivation and sex drive.
Also, it is a pain to stop taking, as you will feel like shit. For example you'll feel like your brain is getting electrically shocked routinely.
take modafinil instead it alters mood
screw that normie shit
Does the fact that you will one day die and be at eternal peace comfort you?
>>29097978
yes death is my endgame
>>29097978
No, because reincarnation seems to be what is actually going to happen/continues to happen.
How many active r9k users are estimated to die before 2017?
That's a figure I'd like to know
>mfw there are probably some anons who gave me (You)'s this year and are now dead
Well I did not die.
Here's what happened after the thread died:
Got to the high (I think never have been high so I wouldn't know) and was super cozy listing to ambient from 4am to 6:30am.
Then had to get up and felt instant nausea and threw up twice. Then felt a little better and went to community college class. Felt super sick a threw up once during, but was fine after.
Now I'm home and the nausea again. No stomach pains which is weird because every claimed I would have liver failure. Why couldn't they have just killed me?
>>29097961
You couldn't even kill yourself correctly?
>>29097961
Delayed effect.
Youll die before the end of the dayby reading these words and letting it seep into your unconscious brain
If you're so determined to end your life, then why did you bother going to class?
Why do females wear slutty clothing then when you ask them out they say... "No."?
>>29097916
Because you're ugly
oregeno
>>29097965
Then why are they wearing slutty clothing know that they know ugly people exist that will be tempted by them yet they don't want to give in to the temptation, that's fucking bullshit bro, that's not fair.
>>29098004
Why do rich people have nice houses when they know I'll be tempted to want a nice house too?
Fuck off, faggot.
>he wears autism jeans
What sort of clothing isn't autism, or is it just defined by looks?
>he's got the autism glasses
>he has the autism deodorant
What is your opinion on bbw /r9k/?
do you like bbw porn?
what bbw stars?
post your fav bbw vids
is taco belle BBQ?
>>29097846
do you know what that second "B" stands for, OP?
I don't think you do
>>29097846
been jacking to chubbies and bbw's since the very start, the first time I came I was watching some bbw porn
>hear sounds coming from downstairs
>dad is fucking my sister in our couch
When he leaves take your turn
>>29097814
>in out couch
What, is it a pull out couch that they've trapped themselves in?
>>29097832
Probably the only thing that'll pull out, eh?
>life still hasn't miraculously improved despite me having done absolutely nothing to improve my situation.
what gives?
>>29097764
>normies actually believe you can just "stop being ugly"
>>29098118
Working out, eating better, washing your face, getting a haircut, and wearing decent looking cloths sure do help your ugly ass not be digusting to see.
>>29098154
And it still won't fix shitty jaw, small height, small frame and many other things that determine your looks and are completely out of your control.
You faggots hate Chad because he "steals your girl", goes on to be successful in everything he does, and lives life to the fullest while you sit jerking off in Mom's basement.
But ever notice how Chad is the one who is always ready to make sacrifices for others when the going gets tough? The one who takes up the mantle and accepts responsibility?
That frat bro who bullied you relentlessly, picked up drunk chicks at college, then went on to work in sales, is not "Chad". He's barely a few rungs above you on the food chain. A douchebag....
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Chad is not the source of anyone's pain. Feminism is
You're assuming that Chad is the only one who behaves selflessly for others.
It's not like robots never go out of their way to help others or make sacrifices. The endlessly bitter, women hating robots you likely consider representative of their constituency don't represent the population of those who rarely have luck with women very well.
Ultimately, because men in the Chad archetype have better faces, are more socially agressive, and have more dominant bone structure, women want to fuck them almost exclusively nowadays, while guys like us are lucky...
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>>29097763
To be completely honest, robots dont have Chads who fuck with Stacies but hate roasties.
What is the robot-approved method of suicide? I'm thinking hanging, but I've heard that if you don't do it right it hurts like hell.
>>29097716
Heroin overdose.
I'd personally do enough blow to either die or find a reason to live after all but heroin od is the most comfy option.
>>29097716
Any method hurts like hell if you don't do it right. No method is 100% guaranteed to kill you - people have even survived getting shot in the head.
nitrogen exit bag (don't use helium)
guns if you have access
partial suspension hanging
hydrogen sulfide poisoning
CNS depressant cocktail
jumping from 15 or more storeys
every single one of these are painless if you do them correctly
>Time for your milk anon!~
>Violently grabs the other tit out of its clothing
>Starts to vigorously titfuck the bitch
>About to cum
>Shoves my cock in the whore's mouth
>Whisper in her ear, "Time for your milk, slut."
>>29097696
are breaststs really heavy or is it just a female meme for sympathy?
>>29097775
It depends on how large the breasts are.
Also it depends on how well-developed the back muscles are.
Put a gallon of milk in your backpack and wear your backpack on your front chest, walk around all day like that and get back to me.
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>>29097678
>beta and alpha are mainstream terms
i can't believe normies have fallen for this meme
>>29097732
Tis glorious
>>29097678
>tfw i'm finishing my economics degree
>tfw my bf is doing law
>tfw we are both kinda rich already, with a bright future ahead
>mfw seeing all those roasties looking at us both together, crying with jealously