>He wears short socks
>she has an opinion on short vs long socks that's so important that it's a deal breaker
>>29102216
>long socks
Are the high schoolers on summer break already?
>>29102216
This is getting ridiculous.
>he breathes
>he blinks
>he sleeps
>hurr durr
>"I know everything there is to know about women, this comes not only from my long experience of never having a relationship or talking to women, but also from what misanthropic strangers on a kazakstani yogurt making board have told me !"
>"Women obviously are all whores, why else would they want to to date interesting, fit, handsome, smart men with ambitions instead of me, a fat, dirty basement dweller whose riveting interests range from fapping to cartoon children, to collecting cum in jars !"
you make it sound like cum jars are a bad thing
you can tell it's summertime because you get all these people taking /r9k/'s misogyny too seriously
>implying I want to be a roast host
What are you robots listening to right now?
Me
http://youtu.be/Bp0H9DMH4h8
>>29102164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_o0_q89IqVc
Normie music isn't so bad sometimes.
Doom metal is best metal
https://youtu.be/EJ2iJJinol0
https://soundcloud.com/g59/ampm
Why do you guys mentally hold yourselves back when it comes social situations?
Cause we dont control our sub consciousness
A learned behavior. If I'm not careful, they might realize how crazy I am.
Back when I was in school, I wasn't able to handle myself in social situations, most of the time, I told everyone to fuck off or I made an offensive joke, and I got beaten up badly for it.
However after going to college, I found myself with a group of people who can handle my extremely offensive jokes, so I feel fine around people now. I can even talk to normie scum without pissing myself.
told my CBT therapist a redpill, basically saying you need to be nomie/chad and alpha(it depends on the situation tho) in order to get a gf,(ust without using the worlds alpha, beta,normie and chad)
>I told her I need to be confidence and more extrovert and in my(a man can't be shy,awkward and barely talking and still have a gf, I Was also talking about someone I know and I say that in his condition can't get a gf(and he never had) and I am just a in little better condition then him)
>she told me she know Schizoid...
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>cock and ball torture therapist
>>29102037
>going to therapy at all
>having a fucking female therapist
you need more than talk therapy since you're clearly autistic.
>>29102123
if you implied I am autistic because of my bad english it's because I am not native english speaker.
if you implied I am autistic because of what I told her or done, it someting else but what kind of treatment I need?
>tfw feel bad for notable to fully express myself in english.
Most girls I've fucked have let me cum inside them, but a few differences between the races is telling.
The White girls I dated sometimes asked me to pull out (I didn't, lol).
The Hispanic girls were on birth control, some asked me to pull out, and some got scared when I made it obvious I didn't want to have a baby and would dip out on their ass if they wanted to keep it so we went to get Plan B.
The two Black girls I fucked weren't on any method of birth control and had zero qualms about having a random dude cum inside them and even...
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>>29102018
>implying robots have sex
ISHYGDDT
>>29102018
Black women need to be CULLLED!
And so do you, sandnigger.
>>29102018
>digging their heels into my ass cheeks to pull me in as deep as I could go when they knew I was about to cum.
hot
My name is Robert. I am 22. I have never had a girlfriend my whole life and constantly been ridiculed. I just feel like there is more out there for me but girls won't let me have it. The only attention I get is when they can be bothered to text back about their day or what they had for fucking dinner. I feel useless and not wanted.
I have been kissed and kiss girls before but recently I was at a party and i went to kiss some girls and they made fun of me. I was only being friendly and I was so angry at the end of the night I wanted to rob them of their hedonistic...
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>>29101977
If you arent meming, no one on this board knows how to get a girl. You have people that left the board to seek women, and become normal fags. I left for a year to do just that, and i STILL cant tell you how I got her. In all honesty just get out there and domt be autisms.
I wish you the best Robert. But this board won't help, perhaps some self improvement boards might help like /fit/ or /fa/. Plenty of normal people there and lots of off topic chat
hello robert/
>get gf
>suddenly, /r9k/ is no longer amusing in any way whatsoever
>it's actually pretty pathetic that people actually post here
>get gf
>gf cheats on you
>back to /r9k/
>REEEEEEE FUCKING ROASTIES CHEATED ON ME
it'll happen, wont be the first, wont be the last.
The very fact you were ever a regular is proof enough you don't have the social skills to keep this going for very long
>abstaining from /r9k/
>get gf
>return to /r9k/ after seeing all the tropes she falls into
>>29101998
this is the kind of pathetic behavior that I'm talking about
Lost all my friends,robots ask me anything.
How did you lose all your friends?
>>29101968
By being myself infront of them family
>>29101927
Bump for story op i feel you
please tell me if im being extremly naive but im confused at the emphasis on the choice of the romantic partner in this thread >>29098653
i am not actively involved in the choice of my partner because i dont choose who im falling in love with
or do the most people dont care about this and just try to form a relationship with someone they find attractive ?
>or do the most people dont care about this and just try to form a relationship with someone they find attractive ?
Its this. Like you I once thought the first was how relationships are formed, but among normies (and most robots) its just looks.
>>29101899
bumporghini
>>29101899
Don't date based on looks, it will never last.
You'll know when you meet "the one". All you can do then is pray that you're her "the one".
>see a thread full of normie invaders telling people "just work out bro that's how Chad's are made"
>been working out for 2 years because I fell for the meme
>pic related is me
>still a schizophrenic who was forced to drop out of college after being committed to psychiatric care
>parents won't let me go back to college again because they think I'll get myself arrested
>still...
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>>29101885
>can get free pussy
i have to pay 150 dollars every time
be thankful you aren't as genetically inferior as myself
>>29101885
>Getting fit will get me a GF
Yes this is a meme. So is just being yourself. If you're self aware enough that you need to remind yourself to be yourself, you're already too fucked up. You've reached a threshold that is imossible to go back on - once you've been made self-aware to a given point, it becomes difficult to turn off.
OP, my only advice is that at least you have the consolation that your body looks / looked pretty damn good.
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>>29102048
>gigant bald spot
Jesus fuck, just shave your head. No woman wants to see that.
>been texting oneitis
>she gets flirty
>later she sends me a screenshot
>her phone wallpaper or whatever it's called is a picture with a hot dude from some normie band
>i stop answering the texts because i feel like it's a cuck thing to do to continue after this
>how can robots compete,pic related
>hot dude
>
you're an insecure faggot
you keep doing lame shit like this you'll be a kv forever
also
>falling for the cuck meme
wew boi
>>29101787
>>29102268
rekt
OriginalIy
>thinks he's a robot
>doesn't have naked anime girls as his wallpaper
You're a damn normie if you have anything else.
>>29101785
i have naked r34 streetfighter
good enough?
>>29101785
Do you have anymore of the brown girl?
There's a time and place for naked anime girls and the computer wallpaper is not it. Mine currently.
>Hear text message notification
>Immediately get excited
>Look at phone
>Text from operator saying my new bundle started today
WHY THE FUCK CAN'T ANYBODY JUST LOVE ME AND TEXT ME AND GIVE ME ATTENTION I JUST WANT TO KNOW SOMEONE CARES ABOUT ME AND LIKES ME
Find a hobby, nerd.
>>29101698
what's is your number?
>>29101723
I really need one desu
Any suggestions that don't require me to meet people irl?
Say it with me proudly, robots:
PRESIDENT SANDERS
Wanna fill me in on what happened OP?
When will people learn that we don't actually need a candidate to change things for us and can do it ourselves since we are the vast majority of the country.
>>29101669
>can do it ourselves since we are the vast majority of the country.
Well, duh. What do you think voting is for?