>Abloo abloo abloo, I got literally blackout drunk and passed out behind a dumpster
>wah wah I drank a bunch of drinks given to me by strangers
>wah another horny blackout drunk kid had sex with me
>MY LIFE IS RUINED!!!!! GIBE HIM THE DEATH PENALTY
>>29103572
>it's all his fault. I was blackout drunk so what I did isn't my fault. He was blackout drunk too, but whatever, he needs to PAY
>>29103572
>>29103615
>unironic chad apologists
end yourselves
>WOOOOOOW I WILLINGLY PUT MYSELF IN DANGER AROUND PEOPLE I CAN'T TRUST AND SOME ASSHOLE CHAD TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THAT! HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST THAT I TAKE RESPONSIBILITY OVER MY OWN SAFETY? EVEN THOUGH I HAVE SEX WITH STRANGE MEN WHILE DRUNK EVERY WEEKEND THIS TIME IT'S SOMEHOW RADICALLY DIFFERENT AND I'M A VICTIM NOW BECAUSE I DON'T WANT PEOPLE RIGHTFULLY THINKING I'M A WHORE! WE NEED TO TEACH MEN NOT TO RAPE!
(#notallMuslims, though)
Seriously, wtf is up with black people? Does your country have them? Do they act like monkeys there too?
niggers cant go a single day without killing eachother here
but somehow whitey be the problem
It's the future America chose. Wherever blacks go, they destroy. It's honestly a plague on the world.
>>29103546
For monkeys they're quite industrious, seeing as their gross economic output is comparable to Australia.
But people who don't really think critically pass judgment based on the bottom of the barrel.
Why do the best of us get cucked? Is anyone safe?
It's cool to JUST
>>29103537
He reaIIy let himself go
>>29103576
people who get chubby have shit genetics
Why do so many males (particularly American ones) have high pitched/weak/beta voices?
It's as if they have the testosterone levels of a woman.
I noticed that my pitch my voice higher when I fap more, but when I abstain from fapping and porn, my voice is deeper.
Does this happen to anyone else?
>>29103536
>Why do so many males (particularly American ones) have high pitched/weak/beta voices?
europeans are the most feminine men ever
I never respected many men growing up so I emulated women's voices instead. Got bad when i discovered Bjork.
I also fell for the "inevitable liberalizing of society" meme so I figured women would all be dykes by now.
At least I'm a secure man, like Alan Alda.
If a robot like myself where to leave home and become homeless, were would I be able to attain food and shelter? I live in the US btw.
pic unrelated
>>29103485
in the US I can't help you, in Europe just rob a bank and go to jail, Playstation 2, tv, radio, shower, food, worm bed.
that's my plan
In the US this plan doesn't work because prison in the US is hell
>>29103485
That pic is so comfy but why is he playing a toaster
>>29103689
This is only viable if you are in Norway or Finland. Im sure Euro jails are shit too and will probably get raped by a muslim instead of a feral american nigger
What is the First Noble Truth?
The first truth is that life is suffering i.e., life includes pain, getting old, disease, and ultimately death. We also endure psychological suffering like loneliness frustration, fear, embarrassment, disappointment and anger. This is an irrefutable fact that cannot be denied. It is realistic rather than pessimistic because pessimism is expecting things to be bad. lnstead, Buddhism explains how suffering can be avoided and how we can be truly happy.
not all really, theres probably some people on here suitable, like the ones that dont care for anything, but then you have the desperate whiny virgins that cry because their life didnt turnout to be some american highschool teenage movie thinking life is perfect when youre in a relationship.
and you dont wanna fall for the watered down western buddhism meme, the real stuff is all about discipline and cultivating non attachment so you can then eventually fall into states of mind where youre no longer bounded by human nature/desires. there are yogis/buddhists out there that are content being completely alone in life.
Nobody gives a shit. Best girl reporting in
>>29103469
EXPERIENCE TRANQUILITY.
gimme all your songs with bot lyrics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fws6hlLaS0c
https://youtu.be/S7zHZrcHdxg
There you go friendo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6isXNVdguI8
Original pls
>>29104475
Kek'd a plenty
Autisticaus
Kent finally got a date, why can't you?
>>29103455
he's good looking, I'm not
hes pretty normal, im not
It's his time, my time is up.
>Manlet
>Never had a gf in my adulthood
>Ugly
>Depressed
>Own a car but too afraid to drive
>Obsessed with music and existentialist novels
>Never declared my love to any woman even when I have really strong feelings for them
>Anxious for no reason
>Avoid social situations
>Most...
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>>29103448
Stop posting here and just fucking do it already.
>>29103448
>Be me
>Go to grandmas house
>cousin is watching tv
>Ask him what he's watching
> Its Dragon Ball ZI never stood a chance
>manlet
>baby face
>frail upper half
>beta hair to cover receding hairline
>was scared of girls until 16 shooting down their advances because I would get literal panic attacks
>this crippled me socially
>still somewhat still afraid of girls
I was also bulimic for 5 years and think I am generally underdeveloped
>mfw normies still don't understand that your genetics, attractiveness, height, parents, upbringing, location, peer reception, economic class, abilities, and mental health largely determine your success in life
>mfw most of those things are determined before you're even born
>mfw the rest are determined before you even finish high school
>mfw all of those things are out of your control
>mfw normies keep taking...
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Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps OP :)
Yeah OP just be yourself :)
>>29103459
>>29103614
Thanks, guys! I can't believe I never thought of that before! :D
>qt as fuck 13 year old neighbor just rang my doorbell and gave me my newspaper
W-what do?
Describe your neighbour first and then we can decide
Invite her in for ice cream and cake.
>>29103420
what are the headlines
So you spent all weekend at home? what did you do?
sniffed your panties
I sat in my room, masturbated, and played vidya and there's nothing you can do about it.
I sniffed that guy's feet
>>29104283 while he sniffed your panties.
Ughhh...I just started my period. At least it's on a Monday and not friday like last time.
Shut the fuck up and go back to tumblr.
>>29103406
Good for you, that means you don't have to suffer the weekend with it now.
>>29103406
Girls don't post anime images. Fuck off you role-playing neck beard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYARiZkyK8Y
I always listen to the same music while having sex. Anything by this band. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCvSRfk2I0s
people on r9k don't have significant other's
>she only jerks him off
>she doesn't put out
Instant cheat on tier.
Is there anything more beautiful on this earth than the female penis?
Looks shooped mayne. Something about it.
>Female
>Penis
>Not posting this kind of shit in /b/
12/10 would sage again
Male penis