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>>29106702
>maybe this time THE happening will actually happen for once
>yesssssir any moment now
>aaaaalmost there
>happening in 3...2...1...
>2....3.....4....3....2...
Every time
>tfw no good threads on the catalog
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Red flags for men
>he is under 6'8
>he is not a noble by birth with heriterary titles of Baron or above
>he does not have a vacation home in Monaco with atleast 5 quartered servants
>he does not have a garage full of vintage or exotic cars with which to engage in private racing events
>he is not a renowned athlete that gloss national headlines
>>29106693
Extremely poor quality bait, oh wait it's supposed to be isn't it?
>whenever he sees an ugly guy dating a beautiful woman, he assumes the worse
>his first handjobs/blowjobs were from his sister or other female relative
>he still showered/bathed with sister until middleschool or highschool
>he can name more than 1 porn star that does incest themed porn
>he uses porn as background noise or something to play in the background while he does other stuff
>no high five figure job at least
>plays video games more than an hour a day
>circumcised
>expects me to work once we're married
>has any female "friends"
>wants sex more than twice a week
>christian
>doesnt vote straight Democrat
Does this guy *really* deserve the media frenzy he's in?
He was already convicted and given a fair sentence. And despite that, the so-called "crime" he committed is hardly a big deal; and hardly deserves to be considered a crime.
It seems the only reason this story got blown out of portion is because he's a white male. And judging by his picture, a very upstanding one who would no doubt have gone on and contribute to society in ways we wish more people would.
But no: women, shitskins, Bernie fucktards, and Shillary supporters want to...
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>>29106666
Nice quads, but why did you have to bring politics into this?
>>29106666
Love how the accused's info is plastered all of the media, yet the accuser has the privilege of being anonymous.
People seem to forget about things like due process and innocent before proven guilty. The court of public opinion is the reason we have a justice system, so those retards wouldn't be making decisions about others' lives
>>29106666
>judging by his picture
he was an athelete, he was a swimmer on the stanford swimming team
he wouldn't have contributed anything regardless of how successful he was
You guys do any legal drugs recreationally? Tylenol helps with social pain sometimes, might just be placebo tho
>Tylenol helps with social pain
if i'm going to be completely honest, I would say it's been over a month since i've seen someone say something dumber than this
>>29106626
congrats, the placebo effect was the only way OP was getting through life and you just ruined it for him
now hes fucked
>>29106594
OP I'm calling the police, enjoy your jail time.
>walking down street
>zoning out to my music
>see teenage girls approaching
>have to manually swing my arms and move my legs
>>29106518
>see teenage girls approaching
Even just reading this makes my breath short.
>>29106574
It's twice as bad now in summer now that they're in booty shorts and yoga pants and tank tops and belly shirts.
Also, I think that they're usually teenage girls, pretty sure some if not half of them are like 11 years old
Do you start breathing manually if someone mentions manual breathing?
I'm breathing manually right now..
>tfw gf gets mean and bullies me when she drinks
>tfw she's drinking right now
Give her what she wants and kiss her feet and lick her asshole clean after she shits
>>29106415
Post pics of her faggot or you are making this shit up
>>29106415
I used to know that feel
Fuck her emotionally abusive ass
How do you deal with the fact that you'll never find a girl that pleases your desires completely? I'm not talking about a 10/10 stacey, just a girl you really like. Tonight i went to a party after several month of segregation and i met this girl. She's a real qt, she's sweet as honey and she looks very innocent ( >inb4 she's a whore blablabla). A frined of mine kept making jokes about me liking her, and she looked really disgusted. I felt the disappointment in her eyes, the sensation of disgust, the "I wouldn't kiss him even if it was the...
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>>29106404
You learn to deal with the fact that some people will never be attracted to you and you move on. There's no easy way to deal with rejection on such a level other than to just put it behind you and not let it affect your self image. It's really important that you don't let these kinds of events influence you too heavily.
>>29106438
She was just too cute. I wasn't even a human to her eyes. I wasn't rejected, she didn't even gave me the chance to talk to her. She knocked me in my interior grave and buried me there.
>>29106404
I still remember my first crush. She still crosses my mind from time to time, and whenever it happens, I just feel frustration. Not even sadness, just frustration. I feel angry, because I never wanted anything like I wanted her, yet she's the only thing I cannot obtain, no matter how hard I work.
BTW, I tried to kill myself because of her three years ago. Since then my life went downhill. I believe I damaged my brain in a suicide attempt and I will never be the same.
Pic related, it's her
HOW DOES ONE ACT NORMAL?
read the mood and act accordingly
there is no absolute normality
>>29106384
Go out into the wild and observe some normies. Mimic what they wear, what they say, do, eat, etc.
>>29106406
>read the mood
Nigga I ain't a psychic.
>>29106408
When I fake myself I get flustered. How do I not get flustered?
>be 19
>live with dad
>stressfull day of autism as usual
>the water in my cup is warm, so I put it in the fridge
>cup spills, everything in the fridge gets wet since i put it on the top shelf
>get angry, take my cup and chuck it randomly
>hits stove's glass door, turning it into pic related
>was about to cook a pizza and...
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Go fuck yourself you pathetic sperg.
>smash bros tourney
Normie shitbag. You got what you deserve.
>>29106325
1. Don't sperg out about simple things like spilling a cup of water
2. You can probably get this fixed for like 50 bucks. Until then cover it with something like a metallic cooking sheet
3. Smash bros? Spending money on computer games? kys
I lost my virginity a few days ago at 22 years old to this absolute whore. She cheated on one of my friends in the past, took another friend's virginity, gets drunk and snorts blow almost every night, and is currently fucking at least one other dude besides me. She's chubby, stupid, arrogant, and just shitty in every way. I really don't like her.
After fucking and cuddling with her though, I have this overwhelming urge to see her again. I didn't even like the sex as much as I liked knowing she liked the sex. She claimed to have an orgasm and couldn't...
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That's kinda all there is to being normal. Not really thinking about what you do ir why you do it. Fuck her just cause sex feels good and for experience.
You are a perfect candidate to catch feelings.
Just do it and get hurt and have your dick learn your lesson that your brain already knows.
You might at least be able to parlay your experience into pussy or even a relationship down the road just by being more comfortable around normies when they talk about sex.
>>29106315
>She claimed to have an orgasm and couldn't believe I was a virgin, and even though this might be bullshit, it just made me feel so damn good about myself and I can't stop thinking about it.
Women always say this shit. She's trying to rope you in, and soon enough you'll be an orbiter to a gross slut.
Don't be stupid anon. Gratz on the sex though
I've had enough. No more. Check the news tomorrow morning. It ends now.
What news?
>no specific location
>no time-stamped picture
>no threat beyond 'something's going to happen'
0/10, not even worth a response, summertime, etc
saged
let me guess some of us are alright and shouldn't go to the toilet tomorrow if we're in alaska. It's not even worth my time replying to this but here we go.
Yo I'm in New Zealand right now
>>29106270
Don't you have a break up with Calvin song to write about?
details op
>>29106270
lived there most my life
left bc cigarette prices too high (they are increasing them again soon)
>be me
>one day during lunch my 3D gf says "so Anon... I heard from your friend that you like chinese cartoons, is this true?"
>mfw
What would you guys do in this situation?
I wouldn't date someone who would insult/be disgusted by my pastimes so 'sure, I do.'
>>29106136
>having friends
>having a gf
>not having grandiose delusions of having friends and gf
>not stuck in fantasy world
why are you even here you cuntface?
>I mean, yeah I do sometimes. Why?
>Too many MtF threads and no FtM ever.
How's your transition from girl to Chad going, boys?
>>29106107
>transition from girl to Chad
>Chad
lol
that feel when a fake male has better penis than you
>>29106132
>Implying he's not Chad.
>Implying he won't get all the girls while you stay shitposting on 4chan.
Stay mad cis beta male.
Can anyone translate this?
>>29106018
>become a different person that doesn't have any of the hangups you currently have
You know, just fuck her right in da pussy n shit
this is for people who 'explore their sexuality'
that phrase is pure fucking degeneracy, because it's only women who 'explore'.
men fuck.
women, who should keep their knees together, but who have been 'liberated', now feel like there's some great truth to be found at the end of chad's penis, when in fact an orgasm is just a biological reaction to stimuli.
fucking cunts think they're deep, when they're rutting like beasts.