Femanon here! Today I decided to jump on the cock carousel. Waiting to have sex, having sex for free in relationships has done nothing for me. for now on I will be a cum loving whore.
rly mks u thnk
im a #hillarymissle now
>>29112150
This is the type of shit that makes me want to drink bleach one million times over.
>>29112150
>having sex for free in relationships
>not already on the cock carousel
Women just repeat words like parrots, don't they?
No real comprehension or understanding, just repetition
>be me
>have a few friends
>best friend is a qt3.14
>sweetest girl you'll ever meet
>we talk every day
>somewhere along the line i fell in love with her
>too scared to tell her
>robot heart scared of rejection
>admire her from afar
>one day we were hanging...
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>>29112108
>start ignoring her because of bullies
Holy fucking shit you are a notherfucking god damn NORMIE.
True robots dont give a fuck about bullying. We are robots BECAUSE WEVE BEEN BULLIED ENOUGH TO NOT CARE GO FUCKING POST THIS ON FACEBOOK YOU PIECE IF SHIT
Thanks
I'm so sorry anon, this truly does suck chad's aids ridden dick (I mean it, not joking)
>>29112108
Fuck man. I figured that was gonna end that way but I'm real fucking sorry.
I shit myself in a JCPenneys today AMA
why did you shit yourself in a jcpenneys?
kek, the ama about such a thing is great satire.
congrats, you made a depressed person laugh out loud.
>>29112078
Hahahah this made crack up
when did you realize we are living in dystopia? A broken society that will never work.
the rothertham rape scandal
I don't even live in britain and that is when I knew that this was the fall of rome and we were at the threshold of the next dark age.
When I realized how badly the industrial revolution has fucked the world and that we're due for ecosystem collapse in the near future.
I guess a century or two of increased creature comforts was worth the ultimate extinction of the species and a large number of other complex lifeforms.
>>29112066
I think learning about circumcision fully smacked me in the face. Genital Mutilation can be legal, simply because it makes certain people money.
Many things went on to solidify my belief, but circumcision incited the first doubt.
I hate niggers, spics, faggots, whores, mudslimes, SJWs, cucks, kikes, and coalburners.
But I LOVE Asian women.
What do you gain from this? Everyone here is desensitized. You'd get better responses posting your cancer on tumblr or youtube.
>>29112019
Fuck off. I like asian women. Just stick with your white, indian, mexican, and black women will you. Literally go on tinder get a minority gf
i feel sorry for Asian girls if they have to deal with these turbo autists left and right
I know you guys will hate me. I used to belong here, for 21 years of my life. And had we not done it, I would for life, with my luck.
>tfw lost my robot card and had sex with the woman of my dreams a couple months ago, and we were dating and everything
>I lost her tonight because the situation was complicated
>just a week ago we were planning the perfect dream home, with a huge flower, vegetable, etc graden in the backyard with a path around it
>the path would have fruit trees along it, that would be trained as they grew to make a sort of archway/tunnel over the path
>we were going to have 4 children
>imagining an after-dinner walk, with the setting sun streaming through the trees onto her beautiful face, while the kids come running outside from doing dishes to play, and we smile and grasp each others' hands tighter
The couple of months I spent WITH her, and our 5 months as best friends, were literally the only time I've had in my 22 years on Earth that felt genuinely happy, and like they had meaning. I finally told her I loved her today as things fell apart. She couldn't reciprocate because of how things are.
I have no hope anymore. I haven't stopped crying or drinking. Every year, suffering and alone, and God gives me this for a brief time, with all this planning for our future, just to fucking taunt me. Having loved and lost really is worse. Can I still be a cyborg part of the club, anons? I've been here for the life of the board.
you take this place way too seriously m8
>>29112011
U never said what happened
>>29112290
The long and short of it, is we were best friends for the longest time, and counseled each other through very hard times. She was married. They started the divorce process. He was "physically repulsed" by the idea of ever having children, and she needed to have children to feel happy, the same as me.
I confessed the feelings I'd developed from day one for her, and we began dating during that process. For a while she's been feeling guilty that she hadn't tried hard enough to salvage...
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There will be GLORY on this fine day
>>29111926
Who let the grinch out?
>>29111940
And why is he wearing a mask?
>>29111926
you goin to jail now nigha
Hey are there any virgin males who are also nervous and possibly programmers who want to practice talking to a girl on mic? Leave your skype add below.
In a nutshell I'm high and you are my fetish. On one hand if you aren't nervous enough you will be removed blocked and banned from 4chan forever.
>>29111921
That last sentence makes no sense does it?
how nervous should we be
i'm nervous but usually i just don't say anything so
hellorrrs, please don't be a fake bully
Why do you deserve a girlfriend?
I'll start
I'm working on myself after being a neet for 2 years (currently 19 I graduated early through accelerated classes) I'm losing weight and working on my looks I went from 210 to 190 in these 4 months (5'9 Manlet reporting in) and I'm trying to get a job currently also.
I would give a girl who has low self-esteem such a huge boost in confidence by putting her on a pedestal reaching the stratosphere. Until of course she was self-confident enough to leave me and move on to someone with some worth.
I deserve the things I want I just know it's right
>>29111939
This. My biggest fear
Also op here
>don't have gf
>"you're a cuck" - /r9k/
>have gf
>"you're a cuck" - /r9k/
>>29111845
Women are a lose, lose scenario.
>>29111845
you're a cuck for even mentioning the bleeding-hole roasted jew
>>29111868
This lel.
Is it better to have loved and lost, or to have never loved at all?
I used to think the former, but now it's starting to feel like it would have been better to have never even tried...
>>29111747
It's your fault for fucking posting .webms of her, you weirdo.
first reply with a nigger sucking a white cock
good luck with your thread amigo
>>29111747
this can't be the same person
it just can't be. there's no way someone is this fucking stupid.
>tfw sleep four hours a night
>wake up commute 1.5 hours to emt class for four hours full of normies that think I'm creepy
>commute 1 hour to job
>work for 6 hours in a factory
>commute 40 minutes back home
>eat ravenously
>study for class
>get small amount of time alone to read this
>pass...
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>>29111604
Is EMT worth it?
>>29111656
I'm just doing it for med apps. I think it's pretty interesting but it's very interactive and I don't have any friends so it's fairly brutal
>>29111681
So you want to be a doctorfag? DROPPED for normie-tier.
What does /r9k/ have against race-mixing? The faster we all race-mix and breed with each other, the faster we can all become one caramel brown people and end racism once and for all.
>>29111539
Blasian master race reporting in.
>>29111539
B R A Z I L
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>Google's "Brazil" and "Liveleak"
>Google's "Coudenhove-Kalergi"
>>29111539
>implying /r9k/ even has a problem with race-mixing
Post this in /pol/.
I should have had an arranged marriage at 17, I should be drinking my husbands cum right now, but the worlds all fucked up and belongs to slutty feminists and Chad peices of shit.
Now I'm a virgin in my 20s.
I would never have my wife/girlfriend suck my dick because I would never be able to kiss her again afterwards.
well you can at least keep trying. we all have to keep trying. things don't magically bring themselves about.
>>29111487
Wtf is wrong with you, scared of tasting ur cum lol
We waste so much time watching, reading and playing in alternate worlds. Today, it finally hit me that no matter what I do, and no matter how hard I try, I can never be in these worlds I spend most of my life observing. How do I deal with this feel robots?
go outside
please accept this offering, great roboto
You can, just take psychedelic drugs before playing video games or watching anime.
I mean it's either that or just kill yourself.
>>29111428
Even if i go outside, it can only distract me for so long from all the better alternative worlds.