Non confrontational little bitch here.
On a work trip sharing a room with coworker.
Second trip I've been on where someone legally eats food in bed.
He fucking normal is this because this fucking blows my mind at how disgusting it is?
Well, as long as he's not illegally eating the food, it's okay.
Thank god he has a permit, illegal bed-food eaters are the fucking worst.
It's clearly white and gold
The grand "reveal" of it as a black and blue dress was fraudulent
Also
>not being maximum comfy while you eat
u wot
>>29120697
look at it. its black and blue.
Tfw 18th birthday today.
Tfw will never experience prime teen pussy.
Tfw no virgin girls my age, all used sluts.
Why even live?
Quit your bitching, you little faggot.
>>29120733
Get off of r9k.
Get out.
>19
>already feel like youth has passed
>kill me
>you will never be a child again
>you will never get presents on Christmas again
>you will never get comfy movies from blockbuster and play vidya with your friends again
>you will never be able to fool around with your cousin without looking weird again
>you will never be able to wear a diaper without being made fun of again
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>>29120613
>tfw 29
>tfw still live like a child
>will never hold a job or have any responsibilities at all
>all I need to do is to do the deed when my parents are gone
You don't belong here, OP.
>had shit childhood
>no friends
>brother hated me, always treated me like shit
>parents always disappointed in me
>did bad in school
>was muslim after 9/11
>the only saving light was the internet and video games
>had just as bad adolescence
>no friends still
>brother...
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>>29120613
>tfw Im 19 and my parents still get me christmas presents
Mixed feels man. Im also legally blind in one eye and cant drive so my mom has to bring me everywhere I go and she babies me a lot. I know Im going to be fucked in the future when I'm on my own.
lastnight I cummed in my 14yo neighbors boypucci
will it get pregnant?
>>29120517
Boipucci have a anti-pregnancy system ,so no it will not get pregnant
It is one of the perks of boipucci
>>29120517
Hmmm? Maybe pic related will help you out?
>>29120517
>will it get pregnant
Depends.
Do you have stds?
>he isn't a schizoid
>he browses /r9k/
Explain yourself, failed normie
It's hilarious to see what you nutcases complain about. It's like a live cringe event happening 24/7
Why is it always referred to as a personality "disorder"? As if not wanting to be a social sheeple is wrong.
Your autistic, paranoid minds make for some good entertainment. That and the possibility of seeing firsthand someone lose their mind in real time.
Why complain about loneliness if you haven't even given bisexuality serious consideration? If it's the relationship betas go after why does it matter if it's a man or woman? If you're that desperate, increase your sample size. I'm a demifaggot, and you guys are silly.
You wanna tell me that you would go into a relationship with a man?
>>29120442
I can't get with women and they make up 50% of the population. My chances of getting with a gay man who is effeminate enough for me are even smaller.
There's really actually only one thing standing in the way, and that's the fact that I really don't like tits
They're like big cartoonish balloons to me. How do I deal with this feel? I can't just ignore them because they're so big and they're always there.
Also I would be afraid of dating women because there's a lot more fragility involved, or I think I would have to behave differently than I do with men, and because I'm more likely to think of them as friends no matter how hard I try not to.
I'd definitely...
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I'm becoming intensely jaded anons.
>Cracking jokes about death
>Purposely humiliate myself
>Joked about suicide so much my parents think i'm serious
>When people actually want to hang out with me, i blow them off without much care.
>Not interested in life.
>Sleep constantly
>Daydream about not existing
>Only...
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>>29120357
You strike me as person who only needs a good friend to change his life into better one.
>>29120441
If said friend were possible to find, that'd be great.
>>29120357
I know these feels anon
It wasn't fun
What would Chad do right now?
>>29120209
>Hahahaha
you are already nailing it
>>29120209
GIB NOODS
>>29120209
"I want to lick your feet"
I'm not surprised this isn't original
>tfw I may have just been initiated into the knights of the Ku Klux Klan
>tfw I'm not racist but I'm too pussy to tell my friend that I don't want to be a part of it
what was the initiation?
>>29120194
why aren't you racist? are u a dumbass or just rarely if ever exposed to large groups of blacks?
>>29120194
You could use the experience to write a book or something and maybe make some money.
Please marry me 7
You're literally perfect
>>29120182
Eew, gross.
No, and don't post my pictures here
7/10 at best desu
Why don't you just date a femanon, robots?
How do I fucking learn how to negotiate?
Why do you need negotiation skills?
Are you buying a car, selling drugs?
It just depends on what you are doing
>>29120092
ill tell you for $20
Just ask the next President of the United States of America.
>tfw ghosted
it's only been about 12 hours, but i'm nearly sure of it
why do they do this shit? why do they act interested and then drop you? it fucking hurts
>>29120044
To take screencaps and get likes/comments on Facebook about the weirdos they have to put up with
Post the last messages you exchanged with them
Give up on bitches, anon. Disregard your instincts.
Why aren't you feminizing yourself for chad, bots?
Because I'm not homosexual, and I have a girlfriend.
>>29120041
Mommy says she doesn't believe in trans people so she wont support me :(
>>29120041
im fat and ugly, does it slow body hair growth?
Does anyone else hate the way Americans write? Their slang is awful, their spelling is stupid, they're not funny, and they just have this intangible quality that makes me dislike them by what they write. Canadians are the same, to a lesser degree.
>>29120018
oh yeah totally bro i get you man. hella annoying
senpai please, you're just mad jealous bro
take a chill pill
>>29120018
fucking euro faggot, blow it out your ass
Hey, guys. What are your plans for today? What are you doing for fun? What are you gonna eat?
>>29119988
probably sleep excessively. been having consistent 3 hour blocks lately instead of 6-10 hours.
might order pizza and try to watch a movie if I can find something interesting and not too melancholy
Just browsing this shithole and listening to music. Mommy is going to cook spaghetti later.
I have a job interview at 1:00.