Anybody else here fantasize about shooting up highly densly populated areas? When i cant sleep ill pretend im going through my high school killing everyone and it puts me out like a light
>>29942009
You would kill maybe two or three people. Then everybody else would run the fuck away from you, and since you've got no aim you won't be able to shoot anyone from that point. You would also be stopped by a door.
Use a motorbike to ride through Mecca the Muslim black cube, shooting an automatic weapon
Bonus points for multiple shooters
>>29942065
Have you ever heard about this guy?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baruch_Goldstein
Would legalisation of rape be beneficial to the average robot?
What does /r9k/ think?
>>29941998
I think that she needs to focus really hard on not opening her eyes and shatter the illusion that atleast a halfdecent looking guy is boning her.
>>29941998
>Alot of robots obsessed with chastity and faithfulness
>Legal rape = no virgins, no exclusivity
And alot of fucking shootouts if you live in a country with guns.
>>29942117
>implying the whore would settle for anything half-decent
I can't fucking take being NEET anymore. Sitting in my room, not taking a shower or brushing my teeth for months, wearing the same clothes, going on the same websites, talking to myself all day. I can't fucking take it anymore. I hate having Aspergers. Three years I've been doing this. I can't do it. I have $500. I can't do fucking shit with $500. How in the fuck do people with Aspergers have normal lives? It's so extremely debilitating. So few of you understand, yet you spout your autism meme trash on a daily basis. I'm burned out. I feel...
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go outside and go on a hike
>>29941984
this
go to the movies and have a cheapo lunch
run around in the woods and pretend you're chasing tigers or some shit
sit down on a bench with a book all day
it keeps the feels at bay more than you would think it would
disregard the busybodies
they probably aren't judging you, and, if they are, they should be the ones who are envious of you and your endless free time
>>29941984
>>29942015
i fucking hate this BULLSHIT
my dick touched the inside of a toilet bowl at circle k
how fucked am i
urinary tract infection if you're lucky, probably AIDS
>All the Mac's Milk in Canada are about to be converted to Circle K.
I'm not happy about this.
>>29941945
EMT here, it's really up to you but I would get to a fucking doctor. You would be shocked at the number of venereal diseases we routinely see in virgins with shit hygiene. If you can catch it before symptoms break out and chug down some antibiotics, you'll be okay, but if you think there's any risk at all then you should definitely get yourself checked out asap.
>tfw want loose virginity
>tfw no money
How much do prostitutes cost anyway
>>29941942
just rape some girl and be done with it. she'll probably enjoy it anyway
>>29941942
They cost about $100-200 for half an hour.
>>29941942
A good one is a few hundred an hour. A cheap/fat one will be about $95/hr.
861,000+ Normies have been exposed to Pokemon GO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VluD052lF0
MORE AT 11
self-bumping thread.
feelsbad.
>>29941931
holy REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. This shit really is just a fad
>>29941931
>There are robots who are outside RIGHT NOW lost and looking for friends.
Did we not warn them?
>somehow managed to do 18 hours of no fap
>feels amazing, full of energy, woke up at 5 AM and started the day
>optimism, confidence, will to travel and meet the girls, desire to explore real world
>later that they fap and cum
>no energy, slept to 13 PM
>Got some levels in Diablo 3, played few games in Starcraft 2 and mined some stone in Minecraft (for my castle)
>no...
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Fap cause lonely, lonely cuz fap . It is truly a strange phenomenon. There is no explanation other than that we are too weak minded to resist the fap or we truly do like the situation we are in. If only there was a way to go into a hyperbolic time chamber for 1 year to see what it is like.
>>29941836
18 hours? How much do you fap, bro?
>>29941836
>dick power
If only femenists were so eloquent
How do you cope with being a dicklet?
For me, I realized I had a problematically small dick a few years ago when I tried to lose my virginity. Since then, I've internalized my inadequacy and now am obsessed with sph, chastity, and cuckolding all relating to my dick size. I guess this is better than wanting to just kill myself instead, but still seems bad. For reference, my dick is about 3.5" hard, bone pressed closer to 4.
Its not at all important because you will never have sex
>>29941811
If you work out and get a good body and learn confidence you could still do alright and get drunk lays
>>29941824
>>29941825
I did get to the point of almost having sex, but my dick was the issue. Actually the last time I tried I couldn't even get it up. Granted I was really fucked up but it also had to do with my feelings of inadequacy.
Okay, so you know how there are people who come to communities like ours-- ie. largely not neurotypical, dissatisfied with the world, not particularly socially adept or acceptable, "creepy", in other words women don't like it-- sometimes in an organized fashion (as in they got to bring friends) to start shit?
Call them "sociopaths", whatever, but I'm thinking of a very specific type: intelligent (but evil), weirdly aggressive, super dominant and confrontational, incredibly moralistic/moralfaggy when it hurts their target but they've usually done evil shit that nobody knows about/that got buried, angry but too dommy to ever admit it so they repackage their rage as "laughing at" whatever's got them pissed off, tries to turn everything into a joke, super into "troll culture"/ED shit, possibly former leejunfag, etc.
I hope this is enough to show you what I mean.
What I'm thinking is, the police don't care about people like us (and would probably side with the sociopaths anyway), there's no legal protocol for inter-site clique warfare, and people like that are too slippery to let themselves get busted anyway.
So, what if there was a "thing" that worked to protect and defend us? Like, the vampires go to make sport of some /r9k/ auties, then wake up the next day to find that their Slack or Discord or whatever raid channel has been terminated for an unspecified ToS violation, someone has called their job...
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>>29941806
Look mate, i'm braindead to understand all that shit can you make a tl:dr version and explain what the fuck you want?
>>29942382
I don't want anything. I'm asking you all if you think that a group of people who sabotaged the efforts of internet abusers (I want to say predators, but that has a different connotation) is a good idea. Sort of a "stick up for spergs who aren't coordinated enough to stick up for themselves" kind of thing.
>mom takes off her socks
>her soles are just laying out
>mfw that does things to me inside my head
have i hit the bottom of the pit boys? time to die?
SAVE ME GOD DAMNIT
WAAAAKE MEEEE THE FUCKING HELL UUUUP
Depends. Is she cute? Show us a picture.
Make sure it's not reverse image searchable.
which asian country do you think has the hottest girls?
which asian country do you think has the best sounding language?
please answer the above questions before reading the rest of my post, I want unbiased opinions, I bet you will come to the same conclusion as me independently
IsVietnamesethe worst sounding language in the world?
Even cute girls can't make this shit language sound good. And we all know there's a shitton of cute girls there, and NONE of them can redeem this language
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvDaHMoewII
everything...
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I thought the girl "rapping" sounded hot though. Maybe, just maybe, like everything else, it's subjective.
Damn the first girl rapping was cute but yeah... the language still sounds awful
>>29941719
>>29941740
>it's subjective.
the language is objectively bad
the rapping sounded hot because it was coming out of a hot girl imo
either that or it's heavily covered by the BGM
I mean, I agree they have hella hot girls there, they might even be the hottest asians, but the language objectively sounds like dogshit
these same girls sound way hotter speaking a none meme language
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4oaiMMmLqo
this one sounds better I...
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Why is it that after having sex im even more beta than before? At least before there was somethinf to work to, but now after realizing how fucking awful sex is, there is nothing to life
>>29941694
Please, tell me about it, how it happened etc if you don't mind.
Need to work out if it's worth it or if I should save my precious virginity and gain magical powers from beyond this realm.
>>29941711
Okay so i dated a chick beginning of freshman year and it lasted a month. A couple months later she wants to hook up and we become best friends, but only because she finds me attractive, every situation is cringe riddled. A year after we meet we get high ( she does i smoke but dont get high bc im a faggot) and we fuck. Literally a day later she fucks a different guy and tells me all about his big dick and gow great he was and now i cant talk to a girl without picturing this dudes monster cock and how better he is...
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>>29941770
Ok thankyou, I think what I'll do is tell myself that I'm waiting for an asexual gf, when really I'm just waiting for death.
Friendly reminder that this is an autist Zoo where normies seek to capture hella fucking epic original le funny memetext and post it on r/4chan.
>chiseled jawline
>>29941633
who gives a fuck. they made me destroy myself and hide for years and i won't do it anymore. if i'm weird or cringey to them, then that's a good thing because i would never want to know any of them and this keeps me from having to manually reject them.
middle class internet normies are the least interesting people on the planet.
>>29941633
Wait is this Elliot Rodgers?
That's so weird... he actually looks pretty good. WTF. If he actually had tried to work on his social skills then maybe his life wouldn't have sucked.
Makes me have even less sympathy for him
*unsheathes katana from his friends' body*
*blocks your way*
heh... going somewhere, kid?
You, you! *SQUAWK*
Pump-a-rum!
*teleports behind you*
>>29941620
>>29941641
***CONNECTION ERROR***
nice meme
who /adventure souls/ here
Where is Jun edition?
>>29941586
Have to go to the jobcentre in a few hours, hope I don't lose my bennies.
On the upside, I've stuck to my calorie counting for 7 days now. That's the longest I've ever gone without falling off the wagon when I used other methods of losing weight. I'm confident I'm finally gonna lose the weight this time.
is this site even legal rapefilms.net
>work 60 hours a week
>one day off
>have to do all the washing, ironing, cleaning the house etc. that my lazy cunt housemate hasn't done
>go back to work
>"you look tired anon, you just had a day off :^)"
END IT ALL LADS